OMG 2012 is comming!!

[TheNumber1Zero]

OMG Coming has only 1 "M" !!

I would have to say any plot involving alien overlords

Spoiler: Here, just for you

A long time ago, before the dawn of the dinosaurs, the Earth was void of sentient life. All of the world was full of flora, it was a glorious Utopia, unspoiled by creatures. by chance, a species from another world stumbled upon it. They saw its beauty, and made a decision. You see, these beings were scientists of the highest calibur. they decided to take a small piece of their themselves, and launch it onto the planet. During the process the piece broke apart into countless microscopic pieces. These pieces mutated and multiplied into countless species, and so life began. In the year 2012, on the day of December 31st, when it becomes 11:59 pm in a small town in Nebraska, the aliens will return to observe our progress. we have until then to ensure that they decided we are worthy of life, or they will release a virus that will kill all life.

Stupid enough for you?

Holy Shit! He found out our plan!
[small] At least he didn't know about us using wolves for surveillance. [/small]

I do now.

 

[Snowalker]

OMG Coming has only 1 "M" !!

I would have to say any plot involving alien overlords

Spoiler: Here, just for you

A long time ago, before the dawn of the dinosaurs, the Earth was void of sentient life. All of the world was full of flora, it was a glorious Utopia, unspoiled by creatures. by chance, a species from another world stumbled upon it. They saw its beauty, and made a decision. You see, these beings were scientists of the highest calibur. they decided to take a small piece of their themselves, and launch it onto the planet. During the process the piece broke apart into countless microscopic pieces. These pieces mutated and multiplied into countless species, and so life began. In the year 2012, on the day of December 31st, when it becomes 11:59 pm in a small town in Nebraska, the aliens will return to observe our progress. we have until then to ensure that they decided we are worthy of life, or they will release a virus that will kill all life.

Stupid enough for you?

Holy Shit! He found out our plan!
[small] At least he didn't know about us using wolves for surveillance. [/small]

I do now.

Mother Fucker! What next, your going to tell me you know the virus would rot the brain out first causing extreme hunger for animals of same species too?

 

[NghtmaresXNoVaKaiNe]

I'd have to say religion (and the people who worship- at least the die hard ones), since they base their beliefs on old scrolls, that is more likely than not pure fiction, and is usually not even a good read, by most standards.

Did I push it with this one? *Puts on flame-shield and prays(the irony) the mods won't intervene*

Marry me...

I mean...um...yeah...

2012 is a bunch of bull. Every 50 years, since the 'birth of christ', the devil (satan, beelzebub, the lord of hell...) was supposed to come to Earth and destroy. I see no satan roaming this Earth, forever purging it into the rivers of molten lava that is hell. It hasn't happened, it won't happened and if you believe it will...contact me in forty years so I can rub it in your face.

Y2K was supposed to make the world turn OFF. It...didn't happen. MIRACULOUSLY!

And as for 2012, the Mayan calendar ending and all that good bull****...the Mayan's were too busy getting their asses handed to them to be making calendars!!!!

The only thing that could possibly make 2012 happen are the idiots that believe in it. They'll riot, burn, kill, loot...hopefully not in that order (pillage THEN burn...dumbasses) and more than likely cause any if not ALL of the damage possible. I wouldn't be surprised if their were billions of casualties due to some lunatics sci-fi fantasy of what will never happen.

Asteroids hitting the Earth however...

Just kidding.

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

OMG Coming has only 1 "M" !!

I would have to say any plot involving alien overlords

Spoiler: Here, just for you

A long time ago, before the dawn of the dinosaurs, the Earth was void of sentient life. All of the world was full of flora, it was a glorious Utopia, unspoiled by creatures. by chance, a species from another world stumbled upon it. They saw its beauty, and made a decision. You see, these beings were scientists of the highest calibur. they decided to take a small piece of their themselves, and launch it onto the planet. During the process the piece broke apart into countless microscopic pieces. These pieces mutated and multiplied into countless species, and so life began. In the year 2012, on the day of December 31st, when it becomes 11:59 pm in a small town in Nebraska, the aliens will return to observe our progress. we have until then to ensure that they decided we are worthy of life, or they will release a virus that will kill all life.

Stupid enough for you?

Holy Shit! He found out our plan!
[small] At least he didn't know about us using wolves for surveillance. [/small]

I do now.

Mother Fucker! What next, your going to tell me you know the virus would rot the brain out first causing extreme hunger for animals of same species too?

Well I didn't until now.

 

[Snowalker]

The rapture is going to happen on 2012.
All of the good little (christian) believers will go up to heaven, sans clothing.
And all of the sinners and non believers will witness a 7 year war between heaven and hell... and if that's true, I am so ready for it... because a fight like that would be AWESOME!

Small problem, Rapture isn't the bible, its just as stupid a theory as 2012. You can look it up, rapture isn't part of my religion, and people who think its part of the bible haven't actually read the thing.

 

[Snowalker]

OMG Coming has only 1 "M" !!

I would have to say any plot involving alien overlords

Spoiler: Here, just for you

A long time ago, before the dawn of the dinosaurs, the Earth was void of sentient life. All of the world was full of flora, it was a glorious Utopia, unspoiled by creatures. by chance, a species from another world stumbled upon it. They saw its beauty, and made a decision. You see, these beings were scientists of the highest calibur. they decided to take a small piece of their themselves, and launch it onto the planet. During the process the piece broke apart into countless microscopic pieces. These pieces mutated and multiplied into countless species, and so life began. In the year 2012, on the day of December 31st, when it becomes 11:59 pm in a small town in Nebraska, the aliens will return to observe our progress. we have until then to ensure that they decided we are worthy of life, or they will release a virus that will kill all life.

Stupid enough for you?

Holy Shit! He found out our plan!
[small] At least he didn't know about us using wolves for surveillance. [/small]

I do now.

Mother Fucker! What next, your going to tell me you know the virus would rot the brain out first causing extreme hunger for animals of same species too?

Well I didn't until now.

Damn you, damn you to Sthouiusa.

 

[oppp7]

That lizardman conspiracy. I think it was on Cracked.

 

[Quiet Stranger]

Coca-cola and Pepsi are the same soda, Wake up people!!!

 

[RatRace123]

Small problem, Rapture isn't the bible, its just as stupid a theory as 2012. You can look it up, rapture isn't part of my religion, and people who think its part of the bible haven't actually read the thing.

I was misinformed, my apologies, still, the theory is awesome. And if the rapture is not part of your religion, yet somehow got attached to it, what was it originally stemmed from?

 

[Tuddle]

2012 is coming..........right after 2011

EDIT: This is my 212 post. (get it 2012 minus the 0)

 

[Quiet Stranger]

The Flat Earth Society takes the biscuit. Yeah guys, despite the fact that even the Greeks of 2500 years ago knew that the Earth was round, you're still going to stick your fingers in your ears and deny completely a totally proven fact?

Wow, I suppose they deserve a medal for conviction at least.

It disbanded

 

[Snowalker]

Small problem, Rapture isn't the bible, its just as stupid a theory as 2012. You can look it up, rapture isn't part of my religion, and people who think its part of the bible haven't actually read the thing.

I was misinformed, my apologies, still, the theory is awesome. And if the rapture is not part of your religion, yet somehow got attached to it, what was it originally stemmed from?

I can't guarantee this to be true, but I believe the person who sparked the Southern Baptist sub section made this theory, and all of his believers follow it. And if you don't know, aside from Mormons, Baptists and Southern Baptists are the most outspoken group of Christians, so of course it spread like wildfire. You can double check, I'd appreciate it to be honest, however, I am sure Rapture is a theory, not part of the bible. It goes back to old testament, God didn't send the Jews away from Egypt when the plagues hit, he just merely protected them from it, thats the way Revelations leads you to believe the apocalypse will play out.

 

[geldonyetich]

It seems the people who have most to gain from 2012 are the authors. Checking Amazon right now, inputting 2012 as a search string and limiting it to books reveals 32,699 products.

Yes, there'll be things perishing in fire in 2012: a giant mass of useless books!

 

[ucciolord1]

Just... watch a major news station for five minutes...
Or have a conversation with a random stranger.
You'll be full to bursting with stupidity.

 

[Snowalker]

9/11 was an inside job
The Moon Landing was faked

The classic crazy people talk like that.

I actually am sceptical about the moon-landing, as I don't see how a flag can flutter in space.

But yeah, 9/11 was an inside job tops the list.

More than that, the flag is a fine point, but how do you explain no stars? And why is it becoming such a issue for them to go back? It seems like NASA avoids it like the plague, its not even funny anymore.

 

[neoman10]

9/11 was an inside job
The Moon Landing was faked

The classic crazy people talk like that.

I actually am sceptical about the moon-landing, as I don't see how a flag can flutter in space.

But yeah, 9/11 was an inside job tops the list.

More than that, the flag is a fine point, but how do you explain no stars? And why is it becoming such a issue for them to go back? It seems like NASA avoids it like the plague, its not even funny anymore.

I think mythbusters disproved the hoax theory

Yes, they are always right