OMG, Masterchief is......Gordan Freeman just said.....

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Ekonk

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Master Chief is a french cook and Gordon Freeman's first words are 'fucking manhacks'.
 

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Souplex said:
According to my friend Chef was already described in the books. He has oily brown hair and freckles.
Your friend lied. I've read them all. The closest thing to a description is something along the lines of "good looking, in an animalistic sort of way." Now, I know that is not an exact quote, so, fellow readers, please don't go rush to look up that conversation between Halsey and Cortana, and come back shouting 'Nuh-uh, that's not what she said!'

Anyhow, I think it would be funny if Chief took his helmet off to reveal four jaws and a snakelike neck =).

I've never played (what is it, Half-Life?) but I'll take a stab at Freeman. His first spoken words would be "Huh. Didn't realise I could do this." (referring to talking.)
 

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pulse2 said:
Do you have any assumptions of what he may look like?
Chief's already been described in detail.

He's a middle aged man with very pale skin, brown eyes, brown greying hair and he's going slightly bald. He's also 45 by the time of Halo 3.

Which is all a bit of an anticlimax really.

If Gordon Freeman had a voice it would ruin it for me, I always imagined him simply staring out in dumb horror from the moment of the resonance cascade.
 

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Gordin Fraamann obv. sounds like Hugh Laurie
But because he's smart, he keeps 'em witticisms to himself.
 

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vrbtny said:
Ephraim J. Witchwood said:
pulse2 said:
Gordon Freeman as an Aussie accent.
Bullshit. Everyone knows his accent is Jamaican.
Rubbish, he's russian.

"In Soviet Russia....."
Nah, if Gordon's first words were "Wave good-bye to ya head W**k*r!" in an Aussie accent (like the TF2 sniper) I would actually laugh my head off.

Also, what if under Master Chief's helmet is the Pyro's gasmask!
 

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TEMHOTA said:
Master Chief takes off his helmet and... BAM!!! Shot in the head by Strelok.
Hah, that one really cracked me up :D