OMG POKEMONS!

[Anchupom]

I think my favorite has to be Kabutops. Yeah... I'm pretty much doomed. Wait: how close am I to a shotgun? Nevermind, he's tough: I still die.

Kabutops always terrified me. It was like the badass rock evolution of Syther that Gamefreak didn't give us till Gen II.

 

[Antitonic]

Hmm... Wobbuffet.

You know, somehow I think I'll be alright.

 

[eggy32]

Pretty damn fucked. I seriously doubt I could defeat my Cofagrigus after it burns me and puts a curse on me.

 

[NathLines]

Cubone? I don't think I'm all that screwed but it'd be pretty funny if he broke my bones with bones wouldn't it?

 

[spartan231490]

to paraphrase dane cook: God isn't going to believe that a got burned to death by a Charizard!

I think charizard is my favorite, pikachu and lapras, and dragonite are all close, as is nidoking and typhlosion. Yeah, I'm pretty much screwed anyway.

 

[CrazyHatMan]

guess i'll have to choose between a Golduck and a Cloyster... i can't see any of the choices ending well.

 

[NuclearPenguin]

Fuck.
I have a legendary ice dog in my house.
............ Yeah, say meat popcicle!

Since when is there even a legendary Ice dog in the game?

Suicune, introduced in gen II.

For me it would be Quilava, and I would probably grab a hose or throw some mud at it (then a pokeball to catch it).

Water dog.

 

[Ohhi]

Awww man why would Oshawott attack me I feeds it berries and poffins why would it kill me.

 

[headphonegirl]

Typhlosion
..... yeah i'm screwed.

 

[Pyromaniak3]

Awww man why would Oshawott attack me I feeds it berries and poffins why would it kill me.

Cuz despite what you feed it, it still hates you

 

[Ohhi]

Awww man why would Oshawott attack me I feeds it berries and poffins why would it kill me.

Cuz despite what you feed it, it still hates you

But it wuves me.

 

[Pyromaniak3]

Awww man why would Oshawott attack me I feeds it berries and poffins why would it kill me.

Cuz despite what you feed it, it still hates you

But it wuves me.

Thats why it wants to eat you... You would feed it for weeks.

 

[Harlemura]

Seadra?
Guess it's just like a Jaws deal. Stay out the water, stay nice and safe.

Suck it, ya big, dopey seahorse.

 

[Double A]

Just call me Charizard Chow... if only I always kept a full Super Soaker by my side. Or a rock.

 

[SD-Fiend]

Lugia...

Shitting balls!

IT BURNS MY EYEZZ!!!11!11!/

trust me your eyes have felt nothing yet until you look up croconaw (not advised)

 

[Saelune]

]Were you just testing me?
Though I am pretty good at remembering nerdy stuff like that. Including tons of quotes from shows like Family Guy, and random TES lore.

No not at all, I can remember some of the stuff from season one of Pokemon myself but it's only fragments of episodes.
Not a huge Family guy fan more American Dad and as for TES, Morrowind fanboy and not Oblivion.

I have prepared my flame shield.

Gee, thanks for that vote of confidence. Actually, as of late I am preffering American Dad more, and Morrowind is better than Oblivion by far, so thats fine. I love all of TES though.

 

[Lyri]

Gee, thanks for that vote of confidence. Actually, as of late I am preffering American Dad more, and Morrowind is better than Oblivion by far, so thats fine. I love all of TES though.

Hey I dunno why but people take stuff like this far too seriously these days, Family guy or American Dad or Morrowind or Oblivion is pretty much the poker of the fire.
Nereverine all the way.
I should really try the one they released for free, I probably won't get into it though just because of it's visuals.

 

[Saelune]

Gee, thanks for that vote of confidence. Actually, as of late I am preffering American Dad more, and Morrowind is better than Oblivion by far, so thats fine. I love all of TES though.

Hey I dunno why but people take stuff like this far too seriously these days, Family guy or American Dad or Morrowind or Oblivion is pretty much the poker of the fire.
Nereverine all the way.
I should really try the one they released for free, I probably won't get into it though just because of it's visuals.

If I had my own computer I would, but I only have my grandfather's and he wont let me download ANYthing. Also I actually bought Daggerfall a week or so before it was released for free...but it did not work on my comp...then the comp broke so...

 

[Lyri]

If I had my own computer I would, but I only have my grandfather's and he wont let me download ANYthing. Also I actually bought Daggerfall a week or so before it was released for free...but it did not work on my comp...then the comp broke so...

Heh, my grandfather is the exact same way. Not that I need to use his PC but if I ever did I wouldn't be able to download something to use.
I'll play Daggerfall, tell you how it is =p

 

[New Frontiersman]

I think I'm right screwed. I have to defend myself against a Charizard now!? He'd set me on fire than gut me with his claws! I think that would be a very painful way to die.

On the other hand if I manage to kill him I can take his skin and claws and make armor and weapons out of them which I can use to hunt bigger Pokemon which I can then use to make better armor.

If pokemon was a western RPG.

Actually I was thinking of what if Pokemon were combined with the Monster Hunter series which is still an Eastern RPG.