OMG POKEMONS!

[Thundero13]

Well Fuck, why couldn't my favorite pokemon been some sort of rape pokemon, ah well death by Pikachu. Oh also I have the worst captcha i've ever had so here's a link: http://www.google.com/recaptcha/api/image?c=03AHJ_Vut4Hm2Pp8WcCrKexcz3SYSEzVV0aTUUr_xSKtN-A0F_nA4r-4Sebq9CR40wEa_C1Sv6P4RiAoaZXNjbzv2p5sgomIDqHTegq3Nn68GGkj0G96j9722OeiMdlx3efQjguGZpMkA1N1RBe82s5npVTGYDb0sWWQ yeh... thank god for the refresh button

 

[Cavouku]

What's my favourite Pokemon again? Something about Strike, or Scythes...

...Wait, why am I... oh shit oh shitohshitohshitohshit-MY TOP HALF IS SLIDING OFF MY BOTTOM HALF!

 

[coolkirb]

Oh #&%! Dragonite!

 

[Resetti's_Replicas]

Uh-oh it's Ampharos. But I'm in luck, according to the physics of the Pokemon world (well the TV version anyways), if I wear rubber clothing I can't get shocked. Now we're at a stalemate. I consider Ampharos to be a rational creature, I could probably talk it out of trying to kill me.

 

[The Code]

Great. Not only would I be psionically raped by Gardevoir, I'd also get the crap kicked out of me by Lopunny and my dreams devoured by Haunter.

 

[Rhade]

Well damn. Drapion has Slash, Dark Slash, Cross Poison and X-Scissor and I seem to be the only target within range. Also I might've shaken his pokeball a bunch to keep him riled up, and lost track of all my other ones when he broke free and knocked me a few car-lengths away.

/flees

 

[SkyeNeko]

nooo umbreon but i love youuuuu

*gets pulled into the darkness*

 

[paintb11dud3]

Charzard. Um um um QUICK GET ME A HOSE

Your face, your face, your face is on fire!

 

[Crazed_Puppeteer]

First, I have to add this video.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7iy0J8wLaUs

Second, my newest "favorite" is Conkledurr. It uses two pillars of concrete as weapons. I'd be worse off than the kid in the video.

 

[Robin-chan]

Better get the hose, a Cyndaquil can be kinda dangerous.

 

[GuitarSlingingManiac]

Well Growlithe is going to maul me to death...yay.

 

[Uzbekistan]

Fuck.
I have a legendary ice dog in my house.
............ Yeah, say meat popcicle!

Since when is there even a legendary Ice dog in the game?

Well its a legendary water dog. But Suicune.

 

[Saint of M]

Take a look at these and tell me I'm not screwed. I dare you.

Spoiler

 

[Nihilism_Is_Bliss]

I have many favourites...all bar one of them would kill me instantly.
Lets hope it's Wooper.

 

[Kris015]

Is it really one pokemon two pokemons. Or is it one Pokemon, two Pokemon?

Two Pokemon. Didn't you watch Pokemon when you were younger?

OT: If I have a book of matches I can easily deter a Bulbasaur.

I watched it all the time, it was my favourite show! It was just that the title said 'pokemons'

 

[Kwaren]

Jolteon isn't bullet proof.

 

[Saelune]

Damn...I favor psychic types, so I guess Im either going to start stabbing myself, or die in that model town from the episode against Sabrina in the first series. (Alakazam is my fav pokemon)

 

[Lyri]

Damn...I favor psychic types, so I guess Im either going to start stabbing myself, or die in that model town from the episode against Sabrina in the first series. (Alakazam is my fav pokemon)

The fact you remembered that model town is impressive. Creepy shit right there.

OT: Lapras?
Well, unless he can suddenly trot around on land I'll be fine but if I have to be in water just for the sake of this thread then I'm putting it down that I'm fucked. Hopefully not literally.

 

[Saelune]

Damn...I favor psychic types, so I guess Im either going to start stabbing myself, or die in that model town from the episode against Sabrina in the first series. (Alakazam is my fav pokemon)

The fact you remembered that model town is impressive. Creepy shit right there.

OT: Lapras?
Well, unless he can suddenly trot around on land I'll be fine but if I have to be in water just for the sake of this thread then I'm putting it down that I'm fucked. Hopefully not literally.

Pfft, I was a huge Pokemon fan when it was new. I watched the show religiously. The origional series I am fairly familiar with. The Sabrina arc stood out to me though too probably. I mean, Ash DID die to beat her.

 

[Lyri]

Pfft, I was a huge Pokemon fan when it was new. I watched the show religiously. The origional series I am fairly familiar with. The Sabrina arc stood out to me though too probably. I mean, Ash DID die to beat her.

I don't remember that myself, I shall have to hook myself up with a copy of the arc. All I remember is him having to get a haunter to whoop ass.
Him dying? Not so much, you'd of thought would have been a highlight [sub]annoying twirp[/sub].