OMG POKEMONS!

[android513]

I don't think anyone's mentioned Lugia. Don't think there's any way to escape a well-places Aeroblast....

 

[Jung_Yul]

Primary: I'm chased down by a unicorn with a fiery mane that can run at over 100 mph - no chance to outrun it - which can then take its pick as to whether to trample me to death with diamond-hard hooves, torch me with its flames, or (just for spice) inject poison via its horn.

Secondary: I find myself paralyzed in a web made of electricity while a gigantic, yellow, 4-legged spider (oi... Gamefreak... SPIDERS HAVE EIGHT LEGS!!!) moves in for its meal...


Yep. Pretty screwed...

 

[Duskflamer]

In the time it took me to type this post I would be either sliced six ways from Sunday by a Gallade, or karate'd to death by a Sawk.

 

[Koshok]

I think my favorite has to be Kabutops. Yeah... I'm pretty much doomed. Wait: how close am I to a shotgun? Nevermind, he's tough: I still die.

 

[Baneat]

Lopunny

Death by Snu-Snu!

 

[Joshimodo]

Well, I'm fucked. Anybody have a flamethrower to help fight this Scizor, or some kind of tank to battle this Blastoise?

 

[MorphingDragon]

Lugia...

Shitting balls!

IT BURNS MY EYEZZ!!!11!11!/

 

[Escapefromwhatever]

*Dumps bottle of water on Charmander's tail*

Now I've got a dead Charmander. The question now is whether to donate it to science or go to the taxidermist.

 

[NoDamnNames]

If supernatural is to be believed I just need to throw salt at my Gengar

...If that doesn't work......FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU------

 

[conflictofinterests]

CRAP WHY DID I HAVE TO PICK A FIRE POKEMON?! THAT WAS MY HOUSE!

The cute ones can be terrifying too. Vulpix... Why?

 

[Zetsubou^-^]

im not sure this thread works well...

i mean, if pokemon are around, im pretty sure we figured out how to cram them into balls and enslave them. it would be interesting if pokemon attacked their potential captors tho, give pokemon a larger adult following (maturity would still be questionable)

back to the topic, venusaur, so...yeah...
maybe i could do some pokescaping in exchange for the not killing. i'd like to think i take pretty good care of my starters and favorites =D

 

[bulbasaur765]

bulbasaur, huh? If there ever was a time I needed to get a lawnmower now would be the best time...

 

[theheroofaction]

And now my house is on fire as I'm running away from 350lbs of dog.

Protip for you guys: never forget to feed the arcanine.

 

[Peteron]

Ha! I'm normal typing....screw you Gengar! What are you gonna do about it? Lick me? Oh, wait, you can't!

 

[Captain-Giggles]

Knowing Scizor, I'd be dead for 3 days before realizing it.

 

[Captain-Giggles]

Ha! I'm normal typing....screw you Gengar! What are you gonna do about it? Lick me? Oh, wait, you can't!

If he's any sort of Gengar he'd totally Focus Blast you for super effective damage

 

[TehCookie]

Fuck.
I have a legendary ice dog in my house.
............ Yeah, say meat popcicle!

Since when is there even a legendary Ice dog in the game?

Suicune, introduced in gen II.

For me it would be Quilava, and I would probably grab a hose or throw some mud at it (then a pokeball to catch it).

Suicune is a water type.

Edit: Why would Charmander hurt me?

It knows more ice moves than water so I guessed wrong. Well I still think that's who he meant.

 

[Darkauthor81]

Bachuru... errr or as they've been horribly renamed Joltik. Wouldn't kill me. He's too cute... Would a 10 cm tall electric spider pokemon be able to produce a fatal shock?

Also, this

I always did think the exp share item looked like doc's mind reading helmet...

 

[WorldCritic]

Leave me alone Charizard! I'm sorry for whatever it is that I did wrong!
Yeah, I would be pretty fucked, unless I got a hose or something.