OMG POKEMONS!

[theheroofaction]

Let's see, I'm being attacked by a dog that's 6 feet tall when on all four feet, has razor sharp teeth , breathes fire and runs up to 200mph, not much chance here unless it notices the food.

 

[Jfswift]

Ivysaur would rape me and so would Nidoking but more aggressively.

Haha, now that is a terrifying site to behold. Fortunately I'd only have to deal with a snivy (they burn pretty easy).

 

[tjcross]

so i have to fight a bulbasaur i could take him lord knows i have enough flame based weapons in the house

 

[kittii-chan 300]

D-D-DEOXYS! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO thts like fighting a wall that move at the speed of light and fires spheres of death

 

[TheLiham]

Well Magneton might attract my keys and electrify them so my trousers will be pretty fucked!

 

[masher]

Ahahaha..!

Ninetales is going to burn my bones...

 

[Father Tunde]

Lapras. Hopefully I'll be on dry land when she strikes, so I can get away whilst she's beached.

 

[Sir-jackington]

Charizard...........yup i'd be screwed

 

[Fenra]

Miltank is after me... but... but... she's so adorable... I just wanna hug... not the face!!!



Good god I have a psychotic cow out for my blood...

...guess this is what it feels like to be married... bazinga!

 

[ookie37]

so, there i was at home watching TV, comedy central was on. south park. it was good. sitting there laughing. just me and the baby kangaskan that i found at the park earlier. From across the house, i hear a huge, smashing thump coming from the front door. "hmmm.. i thought i had those hinges fixed..."

 

[Shock and Awe]

Well........is Charizard bulletproof?

 

[ZakCanard]

Looks like I'm going up against Ditto, I guess I'm being replaced then.

 

[SD-Fiend]

well either sat on by a snorlax or hugged and loved and drowned to death by cubchoo. I could probably make friends with them though give snorlax some cakes and cubchoo is too cute to kill me!

 

[captaincabbage]

Kids, head to the hills, it's the Pokemon's house now.

 

[Trevor Burch]

Oh noes! Blastoise will sit on me! ;_;

 

[Vhite]

Forretress and Weezing. I guess I could survive but add Diglett and Im fucked.

 

[thatguy1]

Sceptile.

Extremely fast leaf blade to the face.

FFFFFUUUUUU...

 

[Tsaba]

I am going to die.....

 

[rokkolpo]

Golduck

Yeah, psychic and water will do nasty stuff to you.
Drowning in a bubble of water 300 feet in the air.

He might also scratch me during......

 

[NuclearPenguin]

Fuck.
I have a legendary ice dog in my house.
............ Yeah, say meat popcicle!

Since when is there even a legendary Ice dog in the game?