On Multiplayer

[comadorcrack]

And yet. I come back to Team Fortress 2. The greatest multiplayer game ever created. Because no matter what your skill level. You'll never be left out of the fun. ""

Team Fortress is shit

Its good to see poignant arguments being put forward with valid reasoning behind them.

 

[fluffybean4]

I dont understand why everyone takes the people are shit thing so seriously. Maybe you have to be British and cynical like I am to get it ...

This is sort of what I thought. Well, yeah, internet is srs bznz but come on. This is comedy. It's done in the form of a game review but it's observational humour about games and gaming culture and cultural phenomena related to what ever game is being "reviewed". It's like watching your favourite stand-up comedian or whatever. You watch it because of their take on things, you like the style of humour, the way they perceive things. You may not agree with their views entirely -- surely no one bases their world view entirely on some comedian -- but it's all a bit of a laugh and sometimes, depending on the comedian how often, they make great observations that stick with you. Zero Punctuation is, funny, intelligent, high and low brow and more often hit than miss. It's not really a review although it can give you an idea of whether or not you'd like the game. That's not to say it's any lesser in any way than a review, just that it's function is different; if you want something detailed, methodical and more conclusive, then I suggest you have a look at the real Escapist reviews -- yes they actually have those -- or reviews from some other site or magazine or show.

Um... cool?

 

[littlerudi08107]

Or just play the single player.

 

[stealthsid]

It's absolutely absurd to see the number of people parroting the idea that multiplayer is a "bonus" when you see hundreds of thousands of people playing COD4 all the way up until the release of MW2.

Single player does NOT have to stand on its own, a game doesn't HAVE to have single player. A game HAS to be fun and enjoyable to a segment of the population larger than the developer. And clearly a popular game can do that by having fantastic multiplayer even if certain reviewers deign not to discuss it because they're too busy. Imagine, "I saw the first half of 'The Crying Game' and it was meh."

For the record, I hate multiplayer in every game other than the MW series. But clearly Yahtzee (and many posters) have strayed from multiplayer for a bit too long. "Ragequit" has a negligable effect on the game (at least on 360) because they do host migration. And being trounced the first time you enter the fray is mostly true but isn't sound logic because it's fun to kill others in games, even if you die in the process. Unlike other FPS games you can actually kill people easily in MW2. This isn't Halo where your first hit lets the person know where you are so they can turn around and annihilate you. Infinity Ward went to great lengths to make sure if you get the drop on someone... THEY WILL DIE!

I've handed MW to a friend who rarely plays FPS games, and he not only got a few kills, but had a really fun time doing so.

Next, if people are shit, then isn't it fun to kill them in a game!?

 

[stealthsid]

Also, WTF is up with needing narrative/conclusions for everything, some games are games of skill. Two teams, one beats the other. Jocular ass slaps all around for the victors! I guess we'll never see a Madden review from Yahtzee.

Also, was PacMan fun? Joust? Rootbeer Tapper? Galaxa(sp?)? I guess those games weren't fun at the time.

Also Also, this is from a guy who likes the Guitar Hero style of games, where's the narrative/conclusion there... hooray you've played all the songs that exist.

A few good points in the article (1, 2) follow by bollocks.

 

[ckam]

badump tsh! Kind of the reason why I play single player games.

 

[Pimppeter2]

I like the 3rd point a lot, as well as the fourth.

I never play online

 

[Vimbert]

Ah, Yahtzee. Your refreshing negativity encourages my own withdrawal from multiplayer. It's only a matter of time, you know... JRPGs almost never focus on multiplayer... *drone voice* JOIN US. JOIN US.

 

[Sad Robot]

Um... cool?

Sorry, I didn't mean to sound like I was attacking you; I think I was agreeing with you, I just went off on a rant and your post triggered it.

 

[Chunko]

I quit WOW at level 58 as well.

 

[Tequila Shot]

Sorry Yahtzee, but Team Fortress 2 stands by itself perfectly fine, mind you the characters and, weapons, and maps are so original, many people have made amazing movies and videos of it, so you might count that as it's single player.

And come on, everybody is an asshole? That's cynicism to the point of cartoony. I'm a bit nihilistic in my nature, but to say everyone is stupid just makes look shallow and telling of my personal short comings. Just saying, don't go so f**king overboard.

 

[TheDaringDragoon]

Ha! Ha!

I agree that you shouldn't justify a shoddy single player game with promises of a thriving online multiplayer environment. Online multiplayer is a thickle friend and will soon have you questioning the very fabric of human civility.

 

[Tequila Shot]

Really, your friend had fun getting pwned in MW2? Does he also like to play against pro NBA players so he can get posterized by them? Excuse, but that is an asinine reason to tell people to play multiplayer. MW2 should have ranked matches between players like TW2. Its why I never had fun Call of Duty online; always getting lvl 55 people who can snipe me with there pistols. You don't see college football players having to suddenly play against the Patriots during there schedule and that's how I feel when I, who has a job, can't play all day memorizing the map and have to be made a fool of. Thanks but no thanks.

 

[Singularly Datarific]

Here are the standings of my percentage of time on MW2:
Singleplayer:5%
Online Multiplayer:1%
Splitscreen Multiplayer:94%

I reaaaaaly like to play this with friends in the room, but online gamers take the fun out of it. I like splitscreen because the friends with me are fun, and the game just gives us something to do.
One contributing factor is that unlocks in splitscreen do not ****ing count in online.
Didn't find this out until 10 hours of splitscreen had been accomplished.

 

[Carlston]

Extra Punctuation: On Multiplayer

Yahtzee explains why multiplayer isn't the most important part of a game.

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Online shooters the meat of the fighting is the same since doom, only stirred up by the CTF games of Quake.

Shotgun, run forward, run around someone shoot legs. If they figure out how to counter your chargetardness. Cry camper.

 

[Carlston]

Really, your friend had fun getting pwned in MW2? Does he also like to play against pro NBA players so he can get posterized by them? Excuse, but that is an asinine reason to tell people to play multiplayer. MW2 should have ranked matches between players like TW2. Its why I never had fun Call of Duty online; always getting lvl 55 people who can snipe me with there pistols. You don't see college football players having to suddenly play against the Patriots during there schedule and that's how I feel when I, who has a job, can't play all day memorizing the map and have to be made a fool of. Thanks but no thanks.

Honestly I play to enjoy myself. And when i meet the professional gaming dork and they cry about something like grenades, 203's noob tubes, rpg's and bits of the game they can't handle....

I use the shit out of them. To listen to whines.
Their entire idea of it is Rock paper Siccor, but I demand you take out one so we with tie or i win.

A sniper is vunerable to grenade launchers or just being snuck around on, that's what you do.
A machine gun needs rifle men to keep people from killing the operator so it's rate of fire pins the baddie so they can be flanked ect.

So if you hear about someone crying about blind nades, Marty kills ect...do it and enjoy. Your there to have fun, if you get pwn'd it's like losing the special olymics. So your not the MOST retarded person on the field...hey. And it feels so good to listen to someone demand you not use anything that beats his cheap ass tactic then shove it down his throat till he understands to mix shit up and not just use that tactic.

And you'll enjoy the game.

 

[Fearzone]

#5 is the main problem with multiplayer.

A game has to be excessively well balanced and cheat-proof to mitigate #5. Most games don't want to take the time.