ONE CHARGE

[pwnatornr1]

You have aquired one charge with a global space lazer, and you have ONE AND ONLY ONE shot to destroy something. the blast radius is about 10 times 10 meters.
will you use it, for good or evil, or at all?

 

[standokan]

Goodbye Bobby Kottick,

good riddance.

 

[Insanum]

The Vatican.

WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW

 

[dfcrackhead]

I'd threaten the world and hold it for ransom, using my one shot as a "Warning shot" to display my power and hoping they don't call my bluff

 

[Tips_of_Fingers]

WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW

NOFX quote? I sure hope so.

OT: I wouldn't use it at all. I'd simply keep it for leverage to attain my own dastardly ambitions. Hopefully no one will find out I've only got one shot.

EDIT: Ninja'd by the guy above me. Fucking fuck. XD

 

[hopeneverdies]

The Vatican.

WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW

I'm Non denominational. Take that.

Anyway, I'd aim for one of the poles. Makes a much more effective digging tool than a drill.

 

[targren]

Hmm... I could do a lot of damage with a 100 meter blast radius...

Decisions, decisions... Ah, yes...

Washington DC.

No, not the White House.
Not even the Capitol.

The primary sewage treatment plant. Let THEM have to eat shit, for once.

 

[smearyllama]

I'd save it for my entire life, and then, one day, if I ever happen to be called to defend the country against some invasion or something, I can just pull out my space laser and use it right there.

Or if not, I'd pass it down through the generations from father to son.

 

[TheYellowCellPhone]

The Vatican.

WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW

I would seriously do this. Not huge reason, more of a 'just 'cause' thing.

 

[pwnatornr1]

i would personally probably use it against Kim Jong Ill. don't really know how, though.
probably like bluffing, like those other guys were hinting at.

 

[Scarim Coral]

I'm kind of suprise that I'm the first to say Fox News station, preferable when every so called news reporters are inside the building.

 

[hopeneverdies]

1. Wait until the next Cowboys vs Eagles game in Philly.
2. Fire Laser into center of field killing the amoral dog killer in Vick, the jackass team that apparently supports dog killing for hiring him in the Eagles, and killing the most annoying NFL team in the Cowboys all in 1 instance.

Sports just got a lot better.

Could you not use the red text? Not trying to be mean, but it's really harsh on the eyes.

 

[zuro64]

Goodbye Bobby Kottick,

good riddance.

Haha, +1

The Vatican.

WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW

I would have shoot every religious "HQ" to hell like the Vatican, the Kaaba (Black stone),whole Jerusalem(sorry dudes but your the epi center of madness)

But since they are split up i would have to choose the most screwed up religion.
The scientologists, so Tom Cruise house it is!

 

[Wintermoot]

lie and tell I can use it to destroy the world proceeding to hold it ransom for:
when somebody calls bullshit on me I will use it on him/her and lie even more saying I can use it as much as I want

 

[Pumpkin_Eater]

I would have shoot every religious "HQ" to hell like the Vatican, the Kaaba (Black stone),whole Jerusalem(sorry dudes but your the epi center of madness)

But since they are split up i would have to choose the most screwed up religion.
The scientologists, so Tom Cruise house it is!

I've been meaning to look up the name of that stone, thanks.

Kaaba's what I would hit if I'm making a snap decision; if there was no rush I'd research and think it over for awhile.

 

[Scabadus]

I would have shoot every religious "HQ" to hell like the Vatican, the Kaaba (Black stone),whole Jerusalem(sorry dudes but your the epi center of madness)

But since they are split up i would have to choose the most screwed up religion.
The scientologists, so Tom Cruise house it is!

Since you're just been given a giant space laser, you could use all the money you were going to spend building one (what do you mean you don't have a Giant Space Laser Fund?) on a giant space prism instead, splitting the beam and destroying all the religious grounds! I don't have a map in front of me, so you may need a couple of giant space mirrors too to hit the other side of the Earth, but you get the idea.

 

[Saltyk]

Are there other people with these one shots each? If so, I'll find them and invite them all together, then I'll use it on them and collect all of their one shot from a space laser coupons or whatever we have. It's the perfect plan!

1. Wait until the next Cowboys vs Eagles game in Philly.
2. Fire Laser into center of field killing the amoral dog killer in Vick, the jackass team that apparently supports dog killing for hiring him in the Eagles, and killing the most annoying NFL team in the Cowboys all in 1 instance. Sports just got a lot better.

I'd say something, but I'm not going to defend Michael Vick. It burns me up that he used to play for my home team. And that I once liked that we had such a "talented" quarterback to build our team around.

 

[Vicarious Reality]

The Vatican.

WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW

You think the vatican is as big as the average hut?