Since I'm a straight guy and don't know any lesbians this is what I'd probably do:
Take some pictures of myself that are conveniently cut off right below the eyes so people on Facebook will be confused as to why there is a girl in my room wearing my clothes, then make a dirty masturbation vid. (Yeah, I'm a little sick, but is watching a vid of yourself getting off as the other sex wrong? Your body is different and, owing to the pyschological damage that realization would cause, your mind will be warped, so you're essentially another person.)
I already give my friends spontaneous hugs and stuff like that cuz it annoys the hell out of 'em (I'm considered the "insane, creepy guy" in the group), so I'll probably go over to some friends' houses and do that some more.
Then, I'd just do what i normally do (games and cruising around town) and see if I get any new meaning out of it. After that, well... there are some people I know that would benefit greatly from a knife in their back.