One day as a girl

[DanDeFool]

I wouldn't mind being a man for a day. It'd be nice to actually orgasm during sex for once.

And, of course, a penis sounds like a lot of fun to play with.

Haha.. aww that sounds sad
Just keep looking. There is someone out there that can make this dream come true. Promise.

Nah, men are just terrible at sex in general.

Don't tell them that, though. I don't want to hurt their fragile egos.

I would've agreed with you a few years back until I discovered something... for some reason, when you're completely selfish in bed, sex is better. At least for my relationship. At first, I felt awful, then I realized he felt the same way. Now neither of us really worries about the other, and sex is fantastic

OT: If I was a guy... I'd need better, looser pants. And I'd want to know what sex feels like on the other end, but would probably just see if I could pick up hot girls (I can as a girl, as a guy.... might be on the small side, as far as height) without intention.

Oh, you women... thinking men have fragile egos! Granted, being told you're bad at the sex is kind of a low blow, and would probably be immensely frustrating at first, but I think most of us would rather have honest feedback so we can try to improve our capabilities, rather than be lulled into a false sense of security and have you leave us for someone who can do you right at the earliest opportunity.

Or maybe I'm giving my gender too much credit. Well, those are my feelings on the subject, at least.

And yes, being selfish during sex probably works better. If you're not concerned about the other person, you're more relaxed. The more you relax, the better the sex is. Makes sense to me.

OT: If I were a woman for a day, I'd probably go pick up some chicks, just to see if the rumors I've heard about all women being secretly bisexual are true or not.

And if I turned out to be hot, I'd rent an HD camcorder and hit up my local Fascinations.

... what?

 

[DanDeFool]

In all actuality, I'd freak out and probably call the doctor. Something like that only happens in a Japanese H-game. o.o. And it never ends well for the chick.


For fun? I dunno. Perhaps I'd go around and mess with people in a mall. By mess, I mean randomly falling in front of people, holding my face, and yelling out loud 'WHY'D YOU HIT ME?!'

Oh, that reminds me! I'd be really thankful I don't live in Japan!

>shudder<

 

[Ashsaver]

Can i be a hermaphrodite instead?

 

[Denamic]

I daresay the answer is obvious.

 

[The Major]

Do we keep our current physiques? If not I'd find out what it's like to suck at lifting weights.

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

Dress as Bridget. F*ck every one I trap. Did my cat just stare at me funny? That's okay.

A cat is fine, too.

The thing that gives your post the perfect finishing touch, is that the user under your post has a Bridget avatar.

OP: Ummm... already there, so does that mean I'd turn into a man?
I can feel lower abdominal cramps just thinking about it...
Oh well, just have to survive a day of it, that isn't too long compared to others.

 

[TragicHero84]

Dress as Bridget. F*ck every one I trap. Did my cat just stare at me funny? That's okay.

A cat is fine, too.

The thing that gives your post the perfect finishing touch, is that the user under your post has a Bridget avatar.

OP: Ummm... already there, so does that mean I'd turn into a man?
I can feel lower abdominal cramps just thinking about it...
Oh well, just have to survive a day of it, that isn't too long compared to others.

Well it says opposite sex on my first post so yeah haha

 

[The Man With the Soap]

I would sleep it off, because I obviously had a crazy evening the night before.

 

[Piflik]

Have sex...always wondered how sex feels as a woman...and I think that knowledge would make me a better lover...

 

[BabyRaptor]

I know I would. Being able to have sex without having to deal with the possible pregnancy? Oh yes, being a total douchebag for a day would be just peachy.

This. I've always been curious what sex is like from the guy's perspective, and not having to worry about birth control for once would be kick ass.

 

[Kl4pp5tuhl]

1) Dress in a way that people will recognize me as a woman
2) Rob a bank
3) Wait until I change back
4) Police still looking for masked woman
5) ???
6) Profit!

 

[JediMB]

What would I do? Go out and find a willing lesbian.

 

[MirrorSweep]

Pee differently...

 

[ultrachicken]

I would probably tell everyone online I was a girl, wait for the "Tits or GTFO!" messages to arrive then send them this [http://www.poultrygeistmovie.com/images/press-photos/lloyd_kaufman/lk_with_gun_up_dress.jpg] or this [http://kuvaton.com/kuvei/mindfuck.gif] in reply.

Yeah, I'm a dick like that. ;D

I'm a sucker for those kinds of scare tactics in the second link. I genuinely screamed, but in a weird way.

 

[Betancore]

If I spent one day as a guy, I'd have sex with a girl. Naturally. And examine my, uh, genitals. And maybe I'd even try to see if it was possible to put it in my mouth. (It's kind of like licking your elbow, I've always thought. Just something I have to try.) There are probably many things in the world that only men can do, but this is the first thing that comes to mind.

 

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I would probably tell everyone online I was a girl, wait for the "Tits or GTFO!" messages to arrive then send them this [http://www.poultrygeistmovie.com/images/press-photos/lloyd_kaufman/lk_with_gun_up_dress.jpg] or this [http://kuvaton.com/kuvei/mindfuck.gif] in reply.

Yeah, I'm a dick like that. ;D

I'm a sucker for those kinds of scare tactics in the second link. I genuinely screamed, but in a weird way.

I'm not clicking those, but would someone describe them to me? I'm curious

And I have no idea what I would do. Yeah, I'd go and have sex to see what it feels like and explore what it's like being a girl... 'Explore' with my hands, if you know what I mean.

 

[ultrachicken]

I'm not clicking those, but would someone describe them to me? I'm curious

And I have no idea what I would do. Yeah, I'd go and have sex to see what it feels like and explore what it's like being a girl... 'Explore' with my hands, if you know what I mean.

First one shows some old guy in a skirt with a gun for some reason.

The second one opens a .gif that begins with showing a vaguely creepy hallway that has a bunch of stuff littered around, and is a demotivational poster. On the bottom, it says that "when you see it, you'll shit bricks." So, you look for what they're talking about, then some zombie/ghost thing jumps out of nowhere.

 

[MikhailGH]

Dress as Bridget. F*ck every one I trap. Did my cat just stare at me funny? That's okay.

A cat is fine, too.

OMG no you didn't just quote that! XD

Back to topic, hm... One day is not enough! Anyway, um, dunno, stare at myself for 15 minutes probably? After the confusion is over I'd have to go shopping, and in the evening, party time!