One day as a girl

[Orcus The Ultimate]

Id probably spend the whole day playing with my boobs

we think alike... XD

 

[Lambi]

I would probably tell everyone online I was a girl, wait for the "Tits or GTFO!" messages to arrive then send them this [http://www.poultrygeistmovie.com/images/press-photos/lloyd_kaufman/lk_with_gun_up_dress.jpg] or this [http://kuvaton.com/kuvei/mindfuck.gif] in reply.

Yeah, I'm a dick like that. ;D

You bastard! XD

OT: Well, I don't know how happy about it my girlfriend would be, but I would at least play a bit with my boobs. Then, I don't know, do what I usually do anyway, which is playing games?

 

[Double A]

I think we all know what 95% of the people here would do.

Does that mean 5% of the Escapist is female?

 

[Still Life]

Question - what would you do if you had one day as the opposite sex?

Being a gay man, it shames me to say that I would be a total whore. And I would be getting as many free drinks as I could stomach. lol

Wear a skirt.

Nothing like a healthy breeze on a hot summer's day...

 

[pulse2]

I love how this conversation was blown WAYYY out of context The replies are friggin hilarious.

Go lesbo? I still have to represent yaknow!

 

[Shock and Awe]

I think we all know what 95% of the people here would do.

Does that mean 5% of the Escapist is female?

No, thats the asexuals and the ones that scare easy. The ladies are gonna do the same thing as the guys, except with different equipment.

 

[crudus]

When it comes to sex, this is the general rule of victory;

Theory > Practice.

You can sleep with 1o, ooo people and still suck.
But if you have theory and a desire to learn, you will be a great lover from the first time and forward.

That is true to an extent. You still need the...stamina to pull it off though. I am pretty sure that doesn't come from theory. However, I do know where you are coming from.

 

[Double A]

I think we all know what 95% of the people here would do.

Does that mean 5% of the Escapist is female?

No, thats the asexuals and the ones that scare easy. The ladies are gonna do the same thing as the guys, except with different equipment.

I was assuming the op meant you turned into a girl no matter what gender.

 

[Grey_Focks]

Hide from all family/friends, play with my boobs, and furiously masturbate? Apparently women don't need to "reload" like men do. The possibilities...

 

[zoulza]

"I wouldn't mind being a man for a day. It'd be nice to actually orgasm during sex for once."

That part speaks volumes.
Not trying to argue.. Just saying.

How does that imply that the guys I'm dating are cheating on me with 9,999 other girls?

I'm just saying, in your hypothetical example of a guy who sleeps with 10,000 girls and still sucks... well, he has no incentive to get better if so many girls want to sleep with him anyway!

 

[pulse2]

Not many people have the stamina to go on all night

 

['The Eel']

Step 1: Wake up at 2 in the afternoon
Step 2: Play video games
Step 3: Finally notice something has changed around 5 or so
Step 4: Post incoherent rambling explaining my shock at the situation on the internet
Step 5: See what my singing range would be as a girl or something,I don't know
Step 6: To the science-mobile! There must be an explanation for this somewhere.

 

[Dwarfman]

Question - what would you do if you had one day as the opposite sex?

B

Nothing good would come of it that's for sure!

 

[Dirzzit]

I think we all know what 95% of the people here would do.

oh I get it.......were talking about cake right?

 

[jaketaz]

I wouldn't mind being a man for a day. It'd be nice to actually orgasm during sex for once.

And, of course, a penis sounds like a lot of fun to play with.

Haha.. aww that sounds sad
Just keep looking. There is someone out there that can make this dream come true. Promise.

Nah, men are just terrible at sex in general.

Don't tell them that, though. I don't want to hurt their fragile egos.

Well most men would be great at sex if their partners spoke up about what they want done, how, where, and at what speed and level of pressure. But I'm sure women would rather go on thinking that their bodies are mystical puzzles of wonderment that no man can ever truly understand. Don't repeat this though, you could hurt their fragile egos.

 

[theSovietConnection]

Honestly? I'd probably be too traumatized from the sudden change to female to actually do much of anything, aside from curling up into a corner twitching until I changed back.

 

[Amplify]

I doubt you'd exactly need a pie chart to figure that one out.

 

[Shock and Awe]

I think we all know what 95% of the people here would do.

oh I get it.......were talking about cake right?

...........

Don't act surprised.