One item to carry at all times. What is it?

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Gentleman_Reptile

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Category 1: Something you would realistically like to be able to have on your person at all times. Like a little videocamera.

Category 2: Something youd really LOVE to have on your person at all times but know you cant due to pesky physics and reality. Like Scott Pilgrims sword of self respect.

Category 3: Something absurd. Like a banana that reforms itself after you've eaten it. It's an endless banana.

The examples I've given are my choices.

Your turn! Pick one or more categories! :)
 

V TheSystem V

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Category 1: Iphone 4 like Tobuscus so I can constantly film myself and pretend I have an audience

Category 2: My crowbar

Category 3: A chocolate bar that can cure AIDS
 

sky14kemea

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1. A steampunk pocket watch. I probably could have one too, but mine always break whenever I buy one. ~o~

2. A cloak. Seriously how cool would it look to always be wearing a huge cloak? :l

3. A tame kitten that can talk!
 

thenumberthirteen

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1) My Swiss army knife. I'm lost without it. So one of those ones with a torch and USB stick in it.

2) A lightsaber. Whenever I wear one about I feel cool, but I get odd looks from people (they're just jealous). So a fully functioning one would be cool. Useful for trimming hedges and such too.

3) That time altering suit from TimeShift. It would come in handy.
 

jaoblia

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1 as said in the OP a video camera incase Cloverfield happens lol

2 Dual Fiber Cord Darksabers

3 A Magical pocket Size duck being ridden by mini Robert Benfer to give me career advice.
 

RollingThunder

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Category 1: A compact survival kit, you'll never know when you stepped into different dimension at any time.

Category 2: Za Warudo stand, so I can WRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!

Category 3: Doraemon's Dimensional pocket, so I can stuff unlimited items in it.
 

Neo10101

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item # 1: a sweet butterfly knife

item # 2: a jacket of holding (a combination of a bag of holding and a jacket, also made out of indestructible material)

item # 3: I want a Radiant Archangel Magic card that I can legit summon the angel out of the card, and help me when I need it.
 

hittite

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1. Duct tape. (I have a half roll that I flattened and keep in my back pocket)

2. Sledge hammer, because why not?

3. Powered armor that retracts into a pocket dimension when not in use.
 

TeveshSzat

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@Taipan700: That banana would be a horrible torture device... *shudders*

1: I don't know, probably a small med kit with a small dagger.

2: Materia.

3: One of those Nano-suits from Crysis.
 

Anarchemitis

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Category 1: Aluminum Water bottle. Oh wait, I have one of those :D

Category 2: My study Bible and Notebook

Category 3: Hover Boots
 

Hunde Des Krieg

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1. A knife, any kind
2. Sonic screwdriver
3. The almighty cannon of justice, that wieghs nothing, has unlimited ammunition, and whose shells seek the greedy, sadistic, and annoying.
 

SADASS

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1. A Towel.

2. My Toolkit. I used to carry it around in my bag, but after reading the Australian weapon laws, I became rather rather scared. =/

3. An old, Huge boombox, Thats been gutted, had smaller electronics put in, and the new cavity space converted into a bag.
 

badgersprite

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Category 1: Tampons.

Category 2: Saibamen. Insta-slaves who can do all my shit for me.

Category 3: The International Space Station. Filled with jelly that recites the complete works of Shakespeare.
 

Sn1P3r M98

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1: Leatherman multi-tool.
2. An AA-12 loaded with Frag-12 rounds. Mostly to look like a badass.
3. An iPod touch/iPhone that never rubs out of battery. I practically live with my iPod, so that would be a godsend to never have to charge.
 

sycoesis

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1) a large knife

2) a wristband that turns my invisible at the push of a button

3) a surgical implant the allows me to grow giant bat wings at will and also allows me to retract them so i can fly and still wear normal cloths
 

HentMas

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1) PSP2 because its going to be awesome
2) an infinite stratos armor that works for me! (if you like anime and dont know what i´m talking about, check it out, its pretty cool)
3) SCP-261... of course, more portable :p (google it if you dont know what it is)
 

Harklen

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1) Mini Surveillance gear to record my work day and prove everyone i work with is a tard.
2) Food Replicator pocket edition.
3) A change Pouch that always has exact change in it....
 

AvsJoe

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1. Music player. Preferably not one made by Apple.
2. Matter materializer.
Harklen said:
3) A change Pouch that always has exact change in it....
Ninja'd!