One-line confessions

[Baby Tea]

The truth is I'm too afraid of the future to take advantage of the present.

After reading through two pages of tired (and totally lame) joke confessions, this one really stuck out to me.
I mean, it's a simple, yet also an extremely profound and human confession that I think so many of us can share.

No dumb joke to lighten the mood, just a profoundly simple, deeply meaningful statement.

Seriously.

I feel like I want to elaborate on it, share my own experiences, but I can't help but think I'd ruin the simplicity, and therefore the power, of the original statement. Well said, well written, well done. I use to share that sentiment, and I can say it's worth it to fight it.

 

[Danzaivar]

I read these forums to feed my ego.

 

[T-Bone24]

This probably isn't madness.

I'd be willing to bet this isn't Sparta either.

Actually, if it's not madness, then there is a reasonable chance that it is in fact Sparta. Just saying.

I get lost in detail, and it greatly limits any and all choices I have.

 

[NonyaZ]

I spit in a urinal before I use it.

 

[Not-here-anymore]

I've been leading a girl on for about 3 years - partially because I don't know how to let her down gently, and partly because she's a fallback option...

At 20 years old, I'm now ashamed of my virginity.

I strongly considered killing myself at one point, and have since lied to everyone who's asked me about it.

...That was bleak. Um... I'm worried about how much money I seem to be spending on chocolate!

 

[Padwolf]

I plot world domination when I get bored

 

[Ekonk]

I was phone.

/thread

/thread indeed, my man. Well played.

 

[cahtush]

i love to drink cream

 

[ChicagoTed]

Back in March when I worked for the child support agency I was dealing with a female porn star who refused to make payments so I took her phone number from the system and gave it to some friends. She was in just over a £1000 behind in payemnts but made around £500 for each video that was made, I really feel sorry for her kid.

 

[THEMILKMAN]

I lost my wallet in El Cegundo

I'm cool with people calling me the Space Cowboy, the Gangster of love, or Maurice

 

[Jonluw]

I'm afraid that I might be incapable of love.

 

[TimeLord]

Music is part of my soul and without it, I would not be me.

 

[Not-here-anymore]

I sometimes randomly find myself looking for information about people over the internet. I've now decided to completely stop trying to find things out about people that they wouldn't otherwise tell me.

Given that you actually know me, this is more than a little creepy...

Also, because you know me, I shall put no confessions in this post.
Aside from the fact that I'm worried about my dependence on alcohol in order to have a good time.

 

[TheYellowCellPhone]

Yes, it was me who slit your tires!

 

[Stickill]

I'm supposed to make a presentation for school, but I'm watching Star Trek Voyager/reading Escapist Forums.

 

[Olikunmissile]

We didn't really have our trousers on...

 

[Knusper]

I let a nice cup of tea go cold this morning before I went to school - cardinal sin.

 

[Keltrick]

I ... I had a race change. Don't judge me. >_> Too many ELVES.

 

[MadCapMunchkin]

My last post was two months ago...*cough*