One-line confessions

[Nostalgia Ripoff]

I am the Walrus.

 

[rekabdarb]

This isn't actually Sparta.

2006 called they want their joke back

i've asked out 5 females, each time rejected, and i've yet to get a valentine since 10th grade when i had a stalker. (i would be in 15th grade as of this minute)

 

[Arctodus_Simus]

My girlfriend is dropping hints about kids, and that terrifies me

 

[RileyFaux]

I hate kids.

 

[Vault boy Eddie]

I had sex with my best friend's married sister, while her daughters were in the living room.

 

[PhunkyPhazon]

I should totally be writing an essay right now.

 

[sabbat]

I'm the thing that hid under your bed when you were a child.

 

[Mechsoap]

that i once for fun tormented people.

not any more but im a bit ashamed about it.

 

[Madara XIII]

I drink your milkshake!!! - Cookie for the reference.

THERE WILL BE BLOOD!!!

I AM THE THIRD REVELATION!!!

Cookie now please

 

[lightningmagurn]

I alienated everyone I know

 

[someonehairy-ish]

I ate all your bees...

Cookie for reference.

Bill Bailey ate my bees :/ on a spit, I think. Whilst reading from a survival book.

OT:
I once put a man in hospital with a small turnip, a plastic spatula and a bent spoon. It haunts my dreams even now :|

Errm, are we on about Black Books here, 'cause I don't remember seeing an episode where Manny eats bees.

He does. I think its in the second series. I cant remember the particulars but manny is trapped inside for some reason, and he finds an army survival guide that tells him that even insects can provide sustenance... so he finds some dead bees and cooks them on a spit before eating them. And Bernand is angry 'cos he liked those bees. Its irritating me now that i cant remember much about the context like why manny is traped in the room.

 

[lvl9000_woot]

This isn't actually Sparta.

Spoiler: I knew it!

OT: I must confess, I don't like Twilight at all.

 

[KiruTheMant]

My first thought when I meet a girl I like is "Is she geeky enough,or does she not have a lot of friends?"

 

[Private Custard]

I once punched a cow in the face when I was drunk. It was advancing relentlessly!

 

[antipunt]

It was me.

 

[Darkgoosey666]

The truth is I'm too afraid of the future to take advantage of the present.

Literally summed up my life.

 

[sanguinator]

i love cats

i think megan fox is hot

the next bioshock might

euthanasia should be legal

sony sucks

 

[EeveeElectro]

I can't say no to a nice girl.

Can I have 5 million pounds please? *puppy dog eyes*

OT: without realising it, I managed to clock up over 150 hours on different games in a month

 

[The Zango]

I've been avoiding buying food for the last few days so I could buy weed... Yeah, I live at home, but still, not good.

 

[HTID Raver]

sometimes i dream about cheese...