One-line confessions

[Vanguard_Ex]

Post your one line confessions, whatever you need to get off your mind. It can be absolutely anything and don't judge people!

Anyway here's mine:
This year I've spent more money on booze than on food...

I feel your pain dude.
And now mine:
I can't stop thinking about her and now I don't know what I'll do if she doesn't feel the same way.

 

[Drop_D-Bombshell]

I ejaculate to other people's misery.

What?

 

[ShadowsofHope]

"I killed you ten minutes ago."

Cookie for reference.

Edit: "I think I have emotional issues from years of intense bullying."

Edit Edit: "I have terrible confidence issues when dealing with women which ruined my last (and first) real relationship, and miss that connection ever since."

V for vendetta,

OT: I'm right there with you about the confidence thing,just out of curiosity, did the bullying lead to low self esteem for you too?

As promised.

And yes, it did mainly. I sometimes place on a false bravado show to convey "confidence" to people around me, but really.. I am sometimes just plain scared of people's reactions to every move I do that could or could not incite negative reaction or societal ostricization. It's a rough road, as you probably know yourself.

..And yes, that was another confession.

 

[ClassicJokester]

I leave bottles full of piss on the urinals at bars, just to keep drunks on their toes.

Actually, I'm pretty bummed about not getting to know certain people more before I moved away from them.

 

[ShadowsofHope]

I am horrified by mirrors, they terrify me.

Have you recently watched the movie "Mirrors" with Kiefer Sutherland, by any chance? That's what did it for me, anyways.

 

[Jabberwock xeno]

I put poison in all the pies

Calumon: I also drank all the Antidotes... and your milkshake.

NOT FOR LONG!

*Sends Diablomon on you*

Yeah, I like villains.

That's my confession.

 

[Elric_de_Melnibone]

I spend unreasonable amounts of money on armour and weapons.

Always.

 

[Pontus Hashis]

I think the joker is pure fun.

I love a good brawl.

 

[FallenJellyDoughnut]

I broke the dam.

 

[Biosophilogical]

I lost the game.

I found a loophole (my secret, you can't have it).

OT: I always seem to look in a mirror when I pass it to check how my facial expression appears to others (that's right, not to check myself out, but to make sure I'm not making a stupid face by default)

 

[DeathChairOfHell]

That guy that did that thing at that place in that day, that was me

 

[MattRooney06]

Oh, everyone will get judged, it just might not get expressed because situations arent known.

For example, mine:

This year I actually didnt stop beating someone even though i knew if i continued I could have killed them.

I didnt, for anyone that wonders, but no one knows the situation, so i'll get judged by my actions.

Besides... Shouldnt you be an ordained priest to be taking confessions? I thought there was some kinda law about that.

I toomka test that makes me a reverend of the state of las vegas....so its all good

 

[supermariner]

I ate all your bees...

Cookie for reference.

Black Books
i get cookie?

 

[Mcsteveh]

I AM ERROR.

 

[kuolonen]

I keep getting this urge to go out and start stabbing people with a knife. Preferably during night so I dont get caught.

 

[NikkiChii]

I ate all your bees...

Cookie for reference.

I SHALL TURN YOU INTO A MOO-CORPSE!

 

[Mr Pantomime]

Sometimes, after ive been to the toilet, go to the bathroom to wash my hands, the I start looking at myself in the mirror and accidentally grab a toothbrush instead of the handwash.

 

[SlasherX]

I think Katy Perry is hotter than Megan Fox, and Maxim agrees

 

[JesterRaiin]

I love actors, not the people.