One question for God.

[leighjet]

so what do you do during the day?

 

[Korolev]

Don't believe in god myself, but I would ask him one question:

"Will the universe ever come to an end, or will it cycle perpetually between Big Bang and Big Crunch? And if it DOES die, could a new universe arise".

That's pretty much the biggest question in cosmology. Of course, I doubt there is any god you could ask, and even if there was, I doubt a normal human brain could comprehend the answer.

 

[Snekcid_Eillib]

I'd ask the important question.

"Harry Potter, or Twilight?"

 

[WeedWorm]

Its not the meaning , its just the answer to the question. Which has to be found.


But id go for one of the important ones. Guiness or Kilkenny?


Another one would be " Why the hell all that parasites like ticks, moskitos and even nastier stuff...i mean ... damn ... oh and rap ? why youdamnit? jeez ...no not you , your dad"

Im from Kilkenny and I wouldnt touch the stuff. Its fucking horrible.

Anyways, Id ask for a bag of smokables off God. You know he gets the best shit.

 

[AfterAscon]

I love the major assumption that God would answer your question. Sure you can ask, but that doesn?t mean you?ll get a response. I would love him to turn around, look at you and shout "No!" and banish you to hell for all eternity.

 

[BaldursBananaSoap]

I'd be like, "Why you bein a buster bra?"

 

[lewism247]

I don't believe in God personally, but lets say he exists. And lets say he has spoken to you from on high and has granted you one question, which he will answer truthfully. You can ask him anything at all, but only one question...

So what would you ask him?

I'd ask him why the hell he made a planet that could so quickly be drained of resources once intelligent life evolved?

(This was inspired by the thread; [link]http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.149310[/link] )




EDIT- Most people's answers are funny or ballsy. Thanks guys for helping make a cool thread.

I would hold up a picture of George Bush.That is all that needs saying.

He would say something like "Ohh... yeah, uh that was a joke that went terribly wrong. I'm SOO sorry."

If so i'd hold up a picture of Paris Hilton

 

[JackRives]

I don't believe in God personally, but lets say he exists. And lets say he has spoken to you from on high and has granted you one question, which he will answer truthfully. You can ask him anything at all, but only one question...

So what would you ask him?

I'd ask him why the hell he made a planet that could so quickly be drained of resources once intelligent life evolved?

(This was inspired by the thread; [link]http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.149310[/link] )




EDIT- Most people's answers are funny or ballsy. Thanks guys for helping make a cool thread.

I would hold up a picture of George Bush.That is all that needs saying.

He would say something like "Ohh... yeah, uh that was a joke that went terribly wrong. I'm SOO sorry."

If so i'd hold up a picture of Paris Hilton

He'd go like: "Yeah, about that..."

 

[Mako SOLDIER]

I'd ask the important question.

"Harry Potter, or Twilight?"

Lol, that's not an important question, because Twilight is a terible piece of poorly written heavily derivative hackery and Harry Potter is an extremly well plotted work with above average writing, and mostly excellent use of pacing. I mean really, there's no contest. I'm sure I'm gonna need my flame armour for this one, but Stephen King agrees with me, so I'm not too bothered

 

[lewism247]

I don't believe in God personally, but lets say he exists. And lets say he has spoken to you from on high and has granted you one question, which he will answer truthfully. You can ask him anything at all, but only one question...

So what would you ask him?

I'd ask him why the hell he made a planet that could so quickly be drained of resources once intelligent life evolved?

(This was inspired by the thread; [link]http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.149310[/link] )




EDIT- Most people's answers are funny or ballsy. Thanks guys for helping make a cool thread.

I would hold up a picture of George Bush.That is all that needs saying.

He would say something like "Ohh... yeah, uh that was a joke that went terribly wrong. I'm SOO sorry."

If so i'd hold up a picture of Paris Hilton

He'd go like: "Yeah, about that..."

but then i'd forgive him.He did give us boobs and cookies after all

 

[MagnetoHydroDynamics]

Will you give me 3 superpowers of my choice?- we can negotiate if you disagree.

This

 

[JackRives]

"How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?"

 

[Samurai Goomba]

I'd ask him why the hell he made a planet that could so quickly be drained of resources once intelligent life evolved?

Want to know why he did it?

Spoiler

Sorry if somebody has already posted this.

I bet he made the Earth so fragile just so he could watch you flail your arms helplessly and pay $6 a gallon for gasoline so you could get to your job and earn the money to buy more gasoline to get to your job. All while baby seals were dying because of China polluting. And Cows farting to destroy the planet's atmo. Man, you just know somebody had to plan that.

 

[Assassin Xaero]

"Where did you come from?"

Oh, and I never understood this one... if you hear voices in your head, you are insane, but if you call those voices "God", you are religious...

 

[JonnoStrife]

If the meaning of life, the universe and everything really was 42.

Thats just an answer to the question of life, the universe and everything. It is not the meaning of life.

Also my question would be
"Looking for a replacement?"

 

[Aleate]

"Can I have more questions?"
"No..."
":<"

 

[AndyCobra]

Why did you create Paris Hilton???..........WHYYYYYYYYY?!

 

[Ryokugax]

I'd ask to be adopted on the condition I got hardcore reality bending Christpowers

Then I'd come back to earth and fuck up some Christians

 

[Spacelord]

"What the fuck is the deal with the platypus?"