One question for God.

[dalek sec]

Why don't you like being called that? (From the Battlestar finale.)

 

[martin's a madman]

I have some time, tell me about yourself.

 

[McGee]

Can I feel your beard?

Nothing I'd really want to know...

Actually, God has a soul patch.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

What were you smoking when you made the platypus?

true story i cried laughing when i read that
OT:WHERE IN YOUR NAME IS MY GIRLFRIEND

 

[Contun]

"Do you have any idea, any idea who you're talking to pal? I'm a Force-A-Nature!"
Yeah, probably not...


I'd tell him I would get back to him once I found a question worthy of a deity and a question that mankind could benefit from...

 

[Necrofudge]

I'd ask why the elaborate plot to bring salvation to the world and keeping Satan around even though he brags about being all powerful. I mean if he could have gotten rid of the evil at any moment he wants to, then he's just being a dick by waiting around.

 

[carpathic]

Why is everything so far away from everything else?

 

[heyheysg]

Who came first, Him or Chuck Norris?

 

[Triforceformer]

Why is it "Rocktober"?

*Hiding Cheese Grater behind back.* Brutal Legend was released today, and "Rocktober" was a pun created to hype it up by Double Fine.

O.T. I would ask "Can you make my guitar shoot lightning and cause pyro effects to some from the ground? Can you throw in some Guitar talent as well?"

Or maybe "Should I slap KAPTAINmORGANWo4life with my Cheese Grater for not knowing of Rocktober?"

 

[Master_of_Oldskool]

The hell... do you think... you're doing? That, I think, is the best question I could pose to him.

 

[sidhe3141]

Which god are you? Are you YWEH, Aten, the LORD, Bhrama, or what?

 

[Raregolddragon]

Where is your god now!?

 

[Aqualung]

"Should I buy a PS3 or an XBox 360?"

Because asking you lot would never give the best answer.

 

[Evilbunny]

Why do you make your people suffer? People that have done nothing wrong are in incredible pain every day. Why do you let this happen? Do you just not care?

"Should I buy a PS3 or an XBox 360?"

Because asking you lot would never give the best answer.

Asking humans in general will never yield a good answer.

 

[paragon1]

What can I say to make everyone stop bickering over things like you and whether or not you created existence.

 

[TacticalAssassin1]

Is it really your piss when it rains?
If so, what is snow? And fog?

 

[bowserboy26578]

If you're supposed to be perfect, and humans are made in your image, yet humans are flawed, doesn't that mean you're flawed, therefore not perfect andas such lying which is a sin in its own dispite the fact that you aren't supposed to lie. In short, WHY IS IT EVERY RULE AND LAW YOU MAKE IS SO FING CONTRADICTED BY BOTH YOU AND YOUR LITTLE FAN CLUB HERE ON EARTH!!!

Or why are there so many holes in the bible that churches just pick and choose what is religious and what was just of the day things. Seriously, any man whom hath long hair is a shame unto himself. Your son had really long hair man.

 

[Valiance]

"Who or what made you?"

That. Or maybe if he expected humans to do what they've done.