One sentence in your language

[Sonic Doctor]

This is my red car.

Téigh trasna ort féin is Irish for go fuck yourself.

That is my most used Irish phrase. Funnily enough, it literally means "Go across yourself".

EDIT: Shit, didn't read it properly.

This is my red car in Irish would be is é seo mo carr dearg.

Your Irish breaks google translate, in that it can't translate it.

This is what it does:

Téigh trasna ort féin: It says that it detects the language called Catalan, on top of that it can't translate it into English.

é seo mo carr dearg.: It says that it is English, and gives the same line over again not translated.

The translator does have Irish, and you can turn those English phrases into Irish with it, but the thing just loses its mind if you want to translate Irish to English.

I'm half Irish. I guess we Irish are so complex a people that we break google.

 

[Unia]

Game Dogs on PASKIN sarja ikinä.

Translated: I don't like Game Dogs.

Sanoisin että Lyön sitä kirveellä on paskin sarja ikinä, mutta en ole varma voiko sitä edes sanoa sarjaksi.

Translated: I mildly disagree with above poster.

 

[RileyFaux]

First language: Þetta er rauði bíllinn minn.
Second language: This is my red car.
Third language: De er min rod bil.
Fourth language: Korewa bokuno kuruma no aka.

I could do accents but then id just be showing off..

 

[AvsJoe]

Je parle l'Anglais seulement.

In English: I can only speak English.

 

[Danish_4116]

Now, this 'ere bewdy is my reeeed karrr, bonza mate.

This is my red car.

 

[Pikeperch]

"Det här är min röda bil" OR "Detta är min röda bil". Either works.

 

[Julianking93]

Das ist mein roter auto, liebe

Yeah, my native language is English but since I speak German, I'll go ahead and use that.

Cookie for those of you who know what I said at the end ^-^

 

[Nvv]

Dette er min røde bil.

Or as it would be in my accent:

D her e denj røe bila mi.
Translation: This is my red car.

My accent is quite different from the country's standarized written-language.
Damn you Danes! *shakefist*

 

[jeaniesinsin]

een khodroah ghermez maleh maneh

 

[Umwerfer]

De e min rôda bil och det är redigt go' SAAB ;D

Said with the broadest dialect from Gothenburg ^^

det merkes xD

Dette er min røde bil.

Or as it would be in my accent:

D her e denj røe bila mi.
Translation: This is my red car.

My accent is quite different from the country's standarized written-language.
Damn you Danes! *shakefist*

It's like Norwegian, only with a topsy-turvy pronounciation. In norwegian, the sentence reads "dette er min røde bil", and as you (hopefully can see) they're somewhat alikexD The lingual difference being we speak as we read it^^ Historically speaking, we're actually mispronouncing danish(we spoke danish at some point...some of us anyways)...oh well, at least it's simpler that wayxD

 

[Sacman]

This... red car... it is mine...
MoNk3Y P0oR C0Ff3e !n mY 8o07z!!!
...
I talk like Captain Kirk, ok?

 

[Sacman]

Das ist mein roter auto, liebe

Yeah, my native language is English but since I speak German, I'll go ahead and use that.

Cookie for those of you who know what I said at the end ^-^

does the word by any chance have to do with a form of affection or fondness? possibly "love"?

 

[Alade]

Ovo je moje crveno auto

Bosnian ftw

 

[CommodoreSven]

1st language: This is my red car.
2nd language: Dié rooi motor is myne.
Afrikaans. It's not very exciting.

 

[RyQ_TMC]

Polish: Oto mój czerwony samochód.

Wow, bonus round then.

W Szczebrzeszynie chrząszcz brzmi w trzcinie i Szczebrzeszyn z tego słynie.

 

[odBilal]

Embarrassingly, I don't speak Turkish.

Bu benim kirmizi araba

 

[justnotcricket]

This is my red car.

Or, to kiwify it a bit.

This is my car bro - she's red as, ay!

EDIT: if we're allowed second/third languages, then:

Das ist mein rotes Auto =)

C'est mon voiture rouge =)

 

[Chaya]

Ovo je moj crveni auto.