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I'm both glad and depressed that someone got to these before me on page 4.TsunamiWombat said:
The Darkness: You are possessed by a beast that won't leave you alone; let alone die, until you have a baby son, well, someone has high standards, now don't they?
World of Warcraft: You will never see the light of day again.
any Mortal Kombat: Blood orgy!
God of War: Blood orgy with chain-blades!
I like this.
Ocarina of Time - Best game ever made, still.
Twilight Princess - Link shares his spotlight with another awesome character.
MadWorld - Sin City meets Mortal Kombat meets God of War, with extra fun.
50 Cent: Bulletproof - It's like watching him masturbate in front of you.
50 Cent: Blood on the Sand - It's like watching him masturbate in front of you, except it's actually enjoyable.
Super Smash Bros. Brawl - Standing together, we shine ever brighter!
Ocarina of Time - Best game ever made, still.
Twilight Princess - Link shares his spotlight with another awesome character.
MadWorld - Sin City meets Mortal Kombat meets God of War, with extra fun.
50 Cent: Bulletproof - It's like watching him masturbate in front of you.
50 Cent: Blood on the Sand - It's like watching him masturbate in front of you, except it's actually enjoyable.
Super Smash Bros. Brawl - Standing together, we shine ever brighter!
Pokemon: "Gotta Catch 'em all!"
Guitar Hero: "No you are not a musician."
Tomb Raider: "Hello boys, I see you've already met the twins."
Castlevania: "Dracula, but with far gayer clothes."
Soul caliber: "You'd think giant swords would do more damage."
Portal: "Man's greatest achievement."
Guitar Hero: "No you are not a musician."
Tomb Raider: "Hello boys, I see you've already met the twins."
Castlevania: "Dracula, but with far gayer clothes."
Soul caliber: "You'd think giant swords would do more damage."
Portal: "Man's greatest achievement."
TF2-One red team one blue team, You know where this is headed.
Portal-keep on trying till you run out of cake.
Gears of war (1 and 2) never wear a helment and you'll be okay (maybe).
Left 4 dead- Zombies ,check, 4 player co-op ,check, 7 year olds are playing this game double check.
Half life 2 episode 2- see the rocket man off.
Portal-keep on trying till you run out of cake.
Gears of war (1 and 2) never wear a helment and you'll be okay (maybe).
Left 4 dead- Zombies ,check, 4 player co-op ,check, 7 year olds are playing this game double check.
Half life 2 episode 2- see the rocket man off.
Left 4 Dead: "Grabbin' peeeelz." Or, "I HATE vans!"
Oblivion: "Oh, would you look at the pretty land-d-d-d-d-dsc-sc-scape-e-e" *crash*
Fallout 3: "Do not feed the Yao Guai. That is all."
Portal: "The cake was REAL! IT WAS REAL! AND I COULD'VE HAD SOME!"
Bioshock: "Would you kindly?" Or, "Look... you can take the ears off. Honest. Just step away from me."
FEAR: "It's too quiet in these air vents, I'm getting nervous OH GOD CREEPY GIRL SPIDERCRAWLING AT ME" *bangbangbang*
Oblivion: "Oh, would you look at the pretty land-d-d-d-d-dsc-sc-scape-e-e" *crash*
Fallout 3: "Do not feed the Yao Guai. That is all."
Portal: "The cake was REAL! IT WAS REAL! AND I COULD'VE HAD SOME!"
Bioshock: "Would you kindly?" Or, "Look... you can take the ears off. Honest. Just step away from me."
FEAR: "It's too quiet in these air vents, I'm getting nervous OH GOD CREEPY GIRL SPIDERCRAWLING AT ME" *bangbangbang*
Ratchet and Clank: The size of your guns doesn't matter, it's only how many you have and how much stuff you can blow up with them.
Portal: Shoot portals through walls and fling around the most strangely adorable turrets you'll ever come across.
Beautiful Katamari: Roll up groups of screaming people in a large ball and feel slightly worried about how satisfying it is.
L4D: "Okay guys, the boat/chopper/plane/car is almost here, if we all haul ass we can make i-OH SHIT TANK, RUN AND GUN, CHRIST A BOOMER PUKED ON ME I CAN'T SEE I'M INCAPACITATED LEAVE ME BEHIND wait you guys are incapacitated too? Goddamnit we were so close."
Beautiful Katamari: Roll up groups of screaming people in a large ball and feel slightly worried about how satisfying it is.
L4D: "Okay guys, the boat/chopper/plane/car is almost here, if we all haul ass we can make i-OH SHIT TANK, RUN AND GUN, CHRIST A BOOMER PUKED ON ME I CAN'T SEE I'M INCAPACITATED LEAVE ME BEHIND wait you guys are incapacitated too? Goddamnit we were so close."
Half Life 2: Oh look a dimly lit, dark, and dangerous hole that's full of creepy things, why don't you go down there and smack stuff around with your crowbar?
Portal: Use portals to navigate in a-the cake is a lie-testing facility and solve-the cake is a lie-puzzles.
Fallout 3: The world has gone to hell, its time for you to make it a better place by slaughtering abominations, or alternately, looting everything that isn't nailed down and murdering everyone.
Team Fortress 2: Kill everything that wears a different color then you and always trust the guy who keep trying to walk behind you.
Left 2 Dead: Here's you and three buddies and here are some zombies, kill them(the zombies I mean, but we know that you were thinking of something else).
Mario game: Princess peach has been kidnapped by Bowser, go to eight lands and complete the same task at each then fight Bowser to save her.
Portal: Use portals to navigate in a-the cake is a lie-testing facility and solve-the cake is a lie-puzzles.
Fallout 3: The world has gone to hell, its time for you to make it a better place by slaughtering abominations, or alternately, looting everything that isn't nailed down and murdering everyone.
Team Fortress 2: Kill everything that wears a different color then you and always trust the guy who keep trying to walk behind you.
Left 2 Dead: Here's you and three buddies and here are some zombies, kill them(the zombies I mean, but we know that you were thinking of something else).
Mario game: Princess peach has been kidnapped by Bowser, go to eight lands and complete the same task at each then fight Bowser to save her.
Theyll invent a new color... and then create 150 more Pokemon based on the new color.Soxfan1016 said:
Halo 3: Save the world from aliens.
Gears of War 2: Save the world from underground aliens.
Fallout 3: Try to survive and look for your dad.
Left 4 Dead: Shoot the zombies and look for a bunker.
Team Fortress 2: Kill the other team because they're different.
Portal: Solve the puzzle using magical disney/sci-fi logic.
Soulcalibur IV: FIght giant muscle men and women with breasts the size of beach volleyballs.
Gears of War 2: Save the world from underground aliens.
Fallout 3: Try to survive and look for your dad.
Left 4 Dead: Shoot the zombies and look for a bunker.
Team Fortress 2: Kill the other team because they're different.
Portal: Solve the puzzle using magical disney/sci-fi logic.
Soulcalibur IV: FIght giant muscle men and women with breasts the size of beach volleyballs.
