One Sentence Summaries

[squid5580]

Mercenaries 2: How do you make blowing shit up boring?

Lost Planet: How to make an entire game based on a time limit.

 

[sirdanrhodes]

Saints Row 2 - Here are some guns, fill in the rest yourself.

 

[AndyVale]

Sonic The Hedgehog: Up, Down, Left, Right, A+Start

 

[RAWKSTAR]

Pokemon - Gotta Catch em all.

 

[Novacain4862]

L4D: Oh shi- was that a witch?
Fallout 3: THIS IS THREEE DOGGGGGG
TeamFortress 2: RAGE QUITTT
Portal: The cake is a lie

 

[Svenparty]

Fallout 3 : LOOK AT THE GORE
Gta:IV: "EHH NIKO"
Tony Hawks Project 8: Here is your board now skate listening to horrible fratboy music
Katamari: Why am I liking this?

 

[quiet empire]

Saint's Row 2: LOOKS LIKE TEAM ROCKET'S BLASTING OFF AGAAAAAIIIINNNNNN!
W40K Dawn of War: So badass it makes Solid Snake cry.
Far Cry 2: 'Well that didn't work out the way they planned, i'm still breathing and YOU'RE the one with malaria.'

 

[Roamin11]

Dead Space: Because in space no one can hear you dismeber creatures just to watch them crawl to get you then finish them...... GOOD thing too!

 

[Broken Blade]

Ratchet and Clank (the whole bloody series): If it doesn't work, use more gun.
Kingdom Hearts: Final Fantasy meets Disney, and really that's all you need to say.
Final Fantasy XII: Like Star Wars, but they actually call it magic!
Devil May Cry: You are going to kill everything, and you are going to look good doing it!
World of Warcraft: I've had friends who practically needed an intervention.

 

[DeleteMe1112311]

Pokemon (series): How the fuck am I supposed to catch all these if you keep making more!?

Pokemon Red and blue: I think I can catch 150...oh 151...okay...
Pokemon Gold and Silver: Now I have to catch 150 more of these bastards?
Pokemon Ruby and Sapphire: 150 MORE OF THEM AGAIN!?
Pokemon Diamond and Pearl: ...so now there are more legendary pokemon then there are normal AND 150 more!?
Pokemon Platinum: Lets see you find a color to go to from here.

 

[j1-2themax]

NFL Blitz 2000: "That was totally uncalled for, but a lot of fun to watch."

 

[Yooz]

Gears of War: Testosterone of War.

 

[teh_gunslinger]

Super Street Fighter 2 HD Remix: God dammit, I was actually good at this when I was 12...
Mortal Kombat 2: God dammit, I was actually good at this when I was 12...
Theme Hospital: Hey, this is not as hard as I remember.
Command & Conquer: Holy shit, Kane just shot that guy!
Assassins Creed: That wasn't an ending?

 

[cptjack42]

Gears 2: For the Horde!
Fallout 3: Must...stop...playing...
Halo 3: Kill aliens...sometimes.
Oblivion: Where did that month go?
Half-life 2: Gordon Freeman!
Portal: The cake is a lie.
Guitar Hero: Green Blue Green Yellow Red Blue Red Yellow Green Blue Green Yellow Red Blue Red Yellow Orange Green Blue Green Yellow Red Blue Red Yellow Green Blue Green Yellow, etc.

 

[ElArabDeMagnifico]

Company of Heroes: "Jesus Conrad, tie yer fuckin' shoelaces!"

Company of Heroes: This entire company is made of people named "Conrad" and "Dunlop".

 

[Doug]

Anachronox: Ugly as hell but beautifully funny and enjoyable RPG fun.

 

[Gylukios]

Star Ocean: JRPGs in space!

 

[TheRightToArmBears]

Haze: Suprisingly poor for a game with guns and drugs in it.

 

[ProfessorLayton]

CS:S- *explicative* *explicative* *explicative* HACKER *explicative* *explicative* *explicative*