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Steve Dark

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Dynasty Warriors: The Only game where 10000 against 1 is fair odds.
Dead Rising: I've covered wars you know...
Soul Calibur IV: Wait, you can rip her clothes off now?
Gears of War: F**king CHAINSAW GUNS.
Street Fighter: HADOKEN!!!!
Skate 2: So, there's a game mode where you TRY to hurt yourself.
Half life 2 - Episode 2: It's pretty much just all the previous games COMBINE'd. ^^
 

white_salad

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Left 4 Dead: It's called left 4 dead for a reason, you should have ran faster.
Devil May cry 4: Car-sized swords, unlimited ammo, white haired emo demon dudes, what else do ya need?
Dead Rising: Mall, zombies, excavator, fun times ahead.
Diablo 2: Never has clicking been so fun.
Fable 2: Finally, I get to kill you, revenge for what you did to my si- what the fuck pirate guy?!?
Wacraft3- Don't worry man, only one more DOTA game.
Dark Sector: This game doesn't suck, look at the glaive, LOOK AT IT!!
Halo Wars: Goodbye ensemble, you will always kick ass.
Pokemon: Platinum- Look, New Pokemon...that's it.
 

Marble Dragon

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Portal: Glad0s is being a little more pessimistic lately....oooh, pretty fire effects...hey, waaaiiit a second.....

Katamari: Roll up stuff.

Psychonauts: WHAT THE-

Mario Sunshine: A place that has been sent to Hell + Princess Peach being kidnapped + Mario having to do a stupid, thankless task = It's Bowser's fault.

Mario Kart Double Dash: Five words: Most realistic driving game ever.
 

Lt.Billyfred

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Half-life 2: The only game where you can kill zombies, insurgents,cyberpunks and clean dishes.
Mirrors Edge: Wait, you call that an ending?
Myst: Reading is bad.
 

Frank_Sinatra_

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Killzone 2- See the eyes? Shoot them.
Killzone 2 on Elite- Patience is a virtu- FUCK THIS SHIT!
Battlefield: Bad Company- Unlimited Artillery strikes... That will be all.
Resistance 1&2- Shoot some things with teeth.
Side note: favorite quote from R:FOM "The Chimera have heart... And teeth! Big fucking teeth!
 

Anarchemitis

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Sid Meier's Railroads!: You're in charge of a railroad company and you have a lifespan of 116 years. Go nuts, you upstart.

Star Wars Battlefront: Bad guys bad, shoot Star Wars bad guys.

Team Fortress 2: "Shooting good."
 

Yegargeburble

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Fallout 3: Must...kill...everything
Left 4 Dead: Oh shit, RUN!
Red Steel: Why the fuck do I HAVE to duel these people?!
 

Sporky111

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Kingdom Hearts: Final Fantasy + Disney = Awesome

Fable: More fun than EA could ever be pack into a game.

Super Smash Bros. Brawl: Yahtzee Bait
 

LordSnakeEyes

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Too Human: Crap On Wheels.

Fallout 3: Sex On Wheels.

GTA4: You're useless unless you've got Wheels.

Fable2: Disappointement on Wheels.

Street Fighter 4: Has Nothing To Do With Wheels... (Wait! There's A Story!?)
 

SenseOfTumour

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Portal: One girl with two holes and a large weapon, yet it's not what you think, officer.

Team Fortress 2: We ran out of realism, so put fun in instead, we hope that's ok.
 
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Any GTA game:Here are some guns, go kill innocent people and then run from the cops.

Pikmin:Let little creatures die at the hands of monsters for you.

Portal:Shoot portals to stop a crazy computer.
 

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oblivion "so your a god killing badass, dont fuck with the town gaurd, *****."
 

Dark-Dreymer

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Pandemonium: Only idiots play as Fargus.
Final Fantasy X-2: It's Yuna, but in a see-through top and hot pants!
Tekken: Welcome to button bash fest 2009!
Lemmings: Save the poor little suicidal... what the hell are they anyway?
DOA4: What evil clone lady? I just want to make a salad. (It's one of the girls storylines, I forget which one.)
The Sims: "Take control of people to make them clean toilets and fuck."
Tetris: "Hi I'm David and I am a Tetrisaholic."
X-Men: The Official Game: This is nothing like the movie, well except that it too blows a massive load!
 

Remleiz

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Eye of Judgement: Like yu-gi-oh but with less stupid hair

Dead Space: resident evil 4 - in SPACE
 

Inurdaes

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Okami - Maths cant kill, but art can. *slash*
CoD, WaW - "Come on, stay still, stay still....HEADSHOT!" (I do this all the time on Castle, TDM if i'm on the opposite end of the map. ;D
 

Schwad

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Half-Life 2: Go wtf, run from aliens(?), kill zombies, kill aliens(?).
Portal: Run around in more ways than you thought possible, start questioning things, find love, kill a computer.
 

Hazy

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Oblivion: STOP! YOU'VE VIOLATED THE LAW!
MadWorld: Death.
Silent Hill 2: New pair of pants.
 

Aptspire

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Myst: You think i'm foolish enough to do that?...after...28 attempts...
Riven: Atrus is lazy
Myst 3: Bout time you noticed me, crazy person
Myst 4: woooooosh, flying in the afterlife! wait, what?
Myst 5: Look, I can draw pretty pictures too!
Uru: And now, for something completely different :D