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Mass Effect: Talk, Shoot, Elevator, Elevator, Funny Wrex Comment, Another Elevator
GTA-SA: N-blackman-ger b-woman-tch shootshoot rolling with da homies FFS city streaking
TF2: Meeeediiiiiiiic *bonk* *nomnomnom* in teams!
Half Life2: Gordon freeman, cool grafix and outdated loading screen horsedoo
 
MoganFreeman

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Civilization IV: Is it three in the morning? Fuck, I have class at six...well, maybe just one more turn..

The Sims: Part architectural sandbox, part sociopath sandbox.
 
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Dynasty Warriors : no Lu Bu, FUCK YOU!

Battlefeild : Bad Company : Wait a minuet..... I CAN SUICEDE BOMB THINGS?!?!?!

Assassins Creed : Its like dynasty warriors... but slower
 
TheEvilDuck

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Kingdom Hearts: "You have GOT to be kidding me."

(At least that's what I thought when I first read the description, and I have to say I was unable to get passed the fact that I was supposed to think MICKEY MOUSE WAS BAD A$S. I just couldn't do it T_T)

WarioWare: "ADHD condensed into a disk."

any Harry Potter game: "WTF is 'Flippendo'?"

Mario Party: "WHY GOD WHY????"
 
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empire total war: muskets and game breaking bugs, in roughly equal ammounts.
stormrise: Combining the bad aspects of halo 2, halo wars and empire total war in a single package that you thankfully don't need to buy.
dawn of war 2: company of heroes with all the good parts replaced by generic 40k grimdark.
darkfall: eve as designed by a bunch of narcoleptic tolkien fans.
red alert 3 uprising: a carbon copy of the base game with more filler then ever.

Yes i'm rather cynical about the rts genre recently, maybe it's their turn now to only produce crap for a while like the adventure genre when fps first came out.
 
goodman528

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Civilization series: "Sorry I couldn't attend the meeting today, I have a terminal illness know as civ4, it has been getting worse lately."

Company of Heroes: Overpowered!
 
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Burnout 3: first orgasm on wheels.
Burnout Paradise: multiple orgasms on wheels.
Bioshock: well.....,yeah.
Devil May Cry(not nr 2): slash/bang.
Street Fighter 4: practice.
Tekken: Eddy is a pussy with dreadlocks for hair.
MGS4: game/movie+stake dinner=fun.
Prince Of Persia: Game Over...NOT!
Uncharted: left wanting more.
MK Deception: Pwnage equals Tag Team...
Resident Evil 4: one more playthrough, just one more!
Pure: first game I had fun losing.
Carmageddon: senseless entertainment.
Crash Bandicoot: spin once more for one more apple.
Need For Speed Most Wanted: Holy Shit, a chopper?!
Spiderman 2: I am runnin across the f***in wall!
Shadow Of The Colossus: mistook the third boss for a palace...
 
urithe

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Portal: I was a woman this whole time?!
Simcity - all of them: Dosen't mater what i do the city gets destroyed, the fact that i'm the cause of it 90% of the time dosen't mean it's my fault.
WarCraft II: Click on ship until they explode.
WarCraft III: it's just not the same.
C&C 3 Red Alert: Is it me or are the russians are everywhere this days.
 
DoW Lowen

DoW Lowen

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Resident evil zero: Fucking scorpions
Resident evil 4: Fucking regenerators
Resident evil 5: Fuck Albert Wesker.... you're so cool.
 
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Grid - destruction derby meets grand turismo = awesome
oblivion - still finding stuff
fallout 3 - is it in yet??
rome total war - nothing can beat the phlanx
dynasty warroirs gundam - i made a sex wee
doom - is that a gun or a dildo
resi cronicles - die die die die die die die die, why wont you die
 
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