One Sentence To Save The World.

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Aliens have come to our planet, weapons ready, and you have at max one sentence to convince them that they shouldn't.

What would yours be, our futures could potentially depend on it =P

Mine would be: "Exterminate the world, oh we have so much in common..."

 

[Zipa]

Nobody move or the human gets it!
props to anyone that gets the reference.

 

[C95J]

But we have candy!

 

[dalek sec]

"Suffer not the Xeno to live!"

The Emperor protects and kicks ass anyday of the week.

 

[Count Igor]

You see over there? Yeah. Chuck Norris. Bye.

Or

"You COULD take over this planet, yeah... BUT there's a great black hole that you'd just love. Safe, I promise!

 

[PunkyMcGee]

No, no, no we're not worth you time. Try Mercury they've got good stuff over there

try to billy goat gruff it so they burn up if they get too close to the sun.

 

[Chairman Miaow]

We invented Deus Ex!

 

[the rye]

Wait episode 3 isn't out yet!

 

[Chairman Miaow]

Nobody move or the human gets it!
props to anyone that gets the reference.

It certainly reminds me of Blazing Saddles.

 

[Zipa]

Nobody move or the human gets it!
props to anyone that gets the reference.

It certainly reminds me of Blazing Saddles.

Got it in one, though my version is racism free.

 

[A Weakgeek]

1. Dammit! Why do they always take the hot ones?
If i said this the aliens would think im Duke Nukem and they would shit their pants.

2. Remember when I said I?d kill you last? I lied!
If i said this the aliens would think im Arnold Schwarzenegger and they would shit their pants.

 

[Lilani]

We won't kill anybody of yours if you don't kill anybody of ours.

 

[rancher of monsters]

We have pornographic technology and are willing to share it.

Your welcome

 

[The Night Shade]

klaatu barada nikto

 

[hardband]

Heard of Duke Nukem? He's real... honest.

 

[Atmos Duality]

AlienInvaders/0

Problem solved.
Damn, it's rather nice to have access to the Universal Function.

Better renew that Do-While loop for Duke Nukem Forever again...

 

[DasDestroyer]

Whisper ominously: "You'll have in BIG problems if you do!"

 

[PunkyMcGee]

No, no, no we're not worth you time. Try Mercury they've got good stuff over there

try to billy goat gruff it so they burn up if they get too close to the sun.

What's to say they aren't so badass that they came from Mercury?

Or that sulfuric acid is like water to them and they've been living on Venus this whole time?

We're fucked.

then we do it the American way, and give them blankets infected with small pox. Then we'll take over THEIR planet and put a Wal-Mart on it.