One Sentence To Save The World.

[Toaster Hunter]

"We've wiped out entire species without even trying, do you think you have a chance?"

 

[bulldogftw]

"Try this green glowing drink" or just tell them to play Too Humen

 

[Valkyrie101]

*cough* "Hiroshima."

 

[lvl9000_woot]

"Take me to your leader!"

...yeah...take that!.... >.>

 

[Shoggoth2588]

YAY! Another thread to flex my geek muscle and show my love of Fist of the North Star!


translation: "You're already dead."

 

[El Poncho]

Hit the road jack, and don't you come back no more no more no more.

 

[Whateveralot]

"YOU DON'T KNOW ME"

 

[astrav1]

But Alizee is still alive!

 

[Wolfram23]

Inter-species breeding.

 

[TeeBs]

Yo bro, totally not cool.

 

[freakyalex]

'Don't you think she looks tired?'

That quote just popped into my head when I say the thread title...

 

[IronCladNinja]

Well I'd have to question their judgement. I wouldn't call an invasion of earth an effective use of tax dollars.

 

[The Riff]

"Bacon!"
Because bacon is always the answer!

 

[PunkyMcGee]

No, no, no we're not worth you time. Try Mercury they've got good stuff over there

try to billy goat gruff it so they burn up if they get too close to the sun.

What's to say they aren't so badass that they came from Mercury?

Or that sulfuric acid is like water to them and they've been living on Venus this whole time?

We're fucked.

then we do it the American way, and give them blankets infected with small pox. Then we'll take over THEIR planet and put a Wal-Mart on it.

How about a giant metallic horse as a gift while you're at it?

that might be overkill. we'll let them have reservations and hey we might let them have a casino or two, as long as it doesn't interfere with the moral fiber of planet New America.

 

[no space]

Allons-y Alonso!

 

[ColeMcdoi]

Please wait until Valve releases half life 3?

(it'll be somewhere between the time that Justin Bieber will finish puberty and Hell freezes over)

 

[Grigori361]

Go eat a dick.

 

[Grigori361]

Nobody move or the human gets it!
props to anyone that gets the reference.

shit I DO remember that from somewhere, dammit. Can't tell where.