One Sentence To Save The World.

[Racecarlock]

"Well, I hope you're ready to have randy quaid fly into the main weapons of your ships, blowing them up and shouting "UP YOURS" because that's what you'll get, plus getting nuked by will smith."

 

[LightningBanks]

Is it cause we is human?

 

[Xenos Eriadin]

"No, you must be mistaken, Earth is the red one, this is Mars."

The aliens would mutter some embarrassed apologies, then set course for Mars to destroy that instead. It's not like we'd really miss it. We could just colonise the moon instead.

 

[Section Crow]

"go ahead but you have to deal with the global warming once were gone"

ehh.. not the best choice of words but hey

 

[[.redacted]]

"No, you must be mistaken, Earth is the red one, this is Mars."

The aliens would mutter some embarrassed apologies, then set course for Mars to destroy that instead. It's not like we'd really miss it. We could just colonise the moon instead.

And what if they were from Mars?

 

[mikev7.0]

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo

Also an option to say:
'Do you have a flag?'

(Cookies for reference)

Eddie Izzard, Circle (or Dress to Circle if you saw the French show.) Then again my answer was Eddie inspired as well!

*Noms granola bar*

Actuslly, it was Dress-to-Kill (wooyay for Izzard faonboy/girl family!)

Holy crap you're right! It was in Dress to Circle (which I loved) so I got em' mixed up. Man, one granola bar and ya' doom the world..... Good thing they come in six packs like beer! *tosses Megacherv, dngamecat, and Snowpact granola bars*

 

[mikev7.0]

Aliens have come to our planet, weapons ready, and you have at max one sentence to convince them that they shouldn't.

What would yours be, our futures could potentially depend on it =P

Mine would be: "Exterminate the world, oh we have so much in common..."

Jokingly: IF YOU CAME FOR BEIBER YOU CAN HAVE HIM! PLEASE I BEG YOU!

More likely: Welcome to earth, please don't hurt us, we offer gratitude and whatever ya want, just don't hurt us while you take what you want, and if yer gunna kill all of us, please do it fast and painlessly.

the Hell??

"Get of our planet!! .... I know your Dad!!"

LOL Nice one.

Thanks! Also thank you for not pointing out my glaring typo like most would for whatever reason. I really appreciate that. Is there a badge for showing compassion and denying internet instincts? Since spelling and grammar are huge pet peeves of mine I'll try to do better. God it was only eight words..... *sigh*

 

[mikev7.0]

Aliens have come to our planet, weapons ready, and you have at max one sentence to convince them that they shouldn't.

What would yours be, our futures could potentially depend on it =P

Mine would be: "Exterminate the world, oh we have so much in common..."

Jokingly: IF YOU CAME FOR BEIBER YOU CAN HAVE HIM! PLEASE I BEG YOU!

More likely: Welcome to earth, please don't hurt us, we offer gratitude and whatever ya want, just don't hurt us while you take what you want, and if yer gunna kill all of us, please do it fast and painlessly.

the Hell??

"Get of our planet!! .... I know your Dad!!"

LOL Nice one.

Thanks! It's also from an Eddie Izzard bit. It really doesn't matter which one since they're all hillarious. I think it's Circle but I've been wrong about that before....

Also thank you for not pointing out my glaring typo like most would for whatever reason. I really appreciate that. Is there a badge for showing compassion and denying internet instincts? Since spelling and grammar are huge pet peeves of mine I'll try to do better. God it was only eight words..... *sigh*

 

[Sarcasm Spasm]

We know why the chicken crossed the road!

 

[kinggamecat]

Aliens have come to our planet, weapons ready, and you have at max one sentence to convince them that they shouldn't.

What would yours be, our futures could potentially depend on it =P

Mine would be: "Exterminate the world, oh we have so much in common..."

Jokingly: IF YOU CAME FOR BEIBER YOU CAN HAVE HIM! PLEASE I BEG YOU!

More likely: Welcome to earth, please don't hurt us, we offer gratitude and whatever ya want, just don't hurt us while you take what you want, and if yer gunna kill all of us, please do it fast and painlessly.

the Hell??

"Get of our planet!! .... I know your Dad!!"

LOL Nice one.

Thanks! Also thank you for not pointing out my glaring typo like most would for whatever reason. I really appreciate that. Is there a badge for showing compassion and denying internet instincts? Since spelling and grammar are huge pet peeves of mine I'll try to do better. God it was only eight words..... *sigh*

Heheh, no problem bro.

 

[[.redacted]]

We know why the chicken crossed the road!

Do we?

Why?

 

[Xenos Eriadin]

"No, you must be mistaken, Earth is the red one, this is Mars."

The aliens would mutter some embarrassed apologies, then set course for Mars to destroy that instead. It's not like we'd really miss it. We could just colonise the moon instead.

And what if they were from Mars?

Then we can only pray for a quick and painless death.

 

[andyallen123]

sure you could blow us up Mr alien dudes, but you'll never know where we hid the treasure?

 

[[.redacted]]

Then we can only pray for a quick and painless death.

Guess we'd better hope they aren't from Mars then...

 

[Tipsy Giant]

We are protected under the 74th proclamation of the universal treaty, long story short, kill us and you have 30 seconds till every other species in the multiverse is here to retaliate...