One Sentence To Save The World.

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Ok if you can just overlook the troll, rapists and other bad people then you will see that we can co exit in peace and unity.

Hilarious typo is hilarious, as it changes the post to mean "die together" =P

[sub]No offense, bobviously, I do it too, I just found it funny.[/sub]

 

[H20 Pirate]

"Bugger it all, did you really have to invade on a weekend?"

 

[[.redacted]]

"Bugger it all, did you really have to invade on a weekend?"

Well they're hardly going to do it when they've got work to be doing, are they?

 

[Scarim Coral]

Ok if you can just overlook the troll, rapists and other bad people then you will see that we can co exit in peace and unity.

Hilarious typo is hilarious, as it changes the post to mean "die together" =P

[sub]No offense, bobviously, I do it too, I just found it funny.[/sub]

Opps and none taken. Lol well I think that sentence can still work well save the world as in neither of us can do any more harm on planet Earth.

 

[[.redacted]]

Ok if you can just overlook the troll, rapists and other bad people then you will see that we can co exit in peace and unity.

Hilarious typo is hilarious, as it changes the post to mean "die together" =P

[sub]No offense, bobviously, I do it too, I just found it funny.[/sub]

Opps and none taken. Lol well I think that sentence can still work well save the world as in neither of us can do any more harm on planet Earth.

Exactly what made it funny =)

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

"Well... you could do that. Yeah, you could do that. Of course you could! But why? Look at these people, these human beings. Consider their potential! From the day they arrive on the planet, blinking, step into the sun, there is more to see than can ever be seen, more to do than- no, hold on. Sorry, that's The Lion King. But the point still stands: Leave them alone!"

Cookie for the reference.

 

[dogenzakaminion]

Wait episode 3 isn't out yet!

Oh my god, that is brilliant. Had me laughing for minutes.

I really don't know, I just imagine what would actually be said if aliens did arrive. I really hope it would be something magnificently clichê like "God help us all".

 

[Sux2bu]

HYPERBEEEAAAAAM!!!! Because its always the answer

Alternate: "Nope."

Source : [link]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvdf5n-zI14[/link]

 

[CODE-D]

We have crabs?

 

[Dastardly]

Aliens have come to our planet, weapons ready, and you have at max one sentence to convince them that they shouldn't.

What would yours be, our futures could potentially depend on it =P

Mine would be: "Exterminate the world, oh we have so much in common..."

"Welcome to Earth - home of the airborne herpes!"

 

[CrazyGirl17]

"Just who the hell do you think I am?!"

Cookies for anyone who gets the reference!

That quote only works when Kamina or Simon says it.

Alright, how about this then?

"I'll here to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of bubblegum!"

 

[ThatLankyBastard]

"The cake ISN'T a lie!"

Can anyone deny this?

 

[The Funslinger]

I'd just go with *nod*

 

[X10J]

Aliens have come to our planet, weapons ready, and you have at max one sentence to convince them that they shouldn't.

What would yours be, our futures could potentially depend on it =P

Mine would be: "Exterminate the world, oh we have so much in common..."

"We don't have insurance."

I just realized that you didn't specify what the aliens were doing with the weapons and what we were trying to stop them from doing, you only insinuated with your one sentence.

In my scenario the aliens are doctors with anti-bacteria weapons, and I just stopped them from exterminating all deadly infections from the world.

 

[TheGreatCoolEnergy]

"Don't Lazer me bro"

 

[zama174]

Now assuming I have a sword, and I am talking to the general or some such leader of the aliens I would slowly walk up to him, head down as I whispered. "The fate of Norns awaits us all," I would then proceed to raise my head, and yell with an insane grin "Its time to answer sir Oden's call, and he calls for me" I would pull out the sword and plunge it into his gut then say "and you!"

Or: "How does sex slave sound instead?"
"FOR THE EMPEROR!"
Or I would send a Jehovah's witness instead..

 

[Not G. Ivingname]

Heard of Duke Nukem? He's real... honest.

That's two.

*BOOM!

OT: Don't you want to try a waffle first?

 

[chif-ii]

"DOCTOR!!!!!!!!!"

Either that, or "Y u b hating, bro?"

 

[cheese_wizington]

Chill out girl scout.

 

[Netface]

Why don't you just put the whole WORLD in a BOTTLE, Superman?