One Sentence To Save The World.

[Dindril]

"Look at that incredibly interesting thing off in the distance!"
*Runs*

 

[ThreeWords]

This world is mine; leave now and never return

 

[Genixma]

You can our land, our freedom, and our lives, but Batman will still find you.

 

[Kenko]

We have religion.

 

[CJ1145]

If you kill us, where will you get tits?

 

[Aiden_the-Joker1]

I have just two very powerful words for you aliens, come on.

 

[rokkolpo]

.....parles?

 

[Chaza]

We surrender. Its that simple.

 

[Dupeo]

E=mc squared *****.

 

[Jaime_Wolf]

Seems pretty unlikey that they'd speak an Earth language. Seems pretty unlikely that they'd speak anything approximating an Earth language.

If they wanted to kill us all and had the technology to do so, we're fucked. We don't have a means of communicating with truly alien life.

 

[Original Bubs]

But your zoos will only be subpar without us!

 

[Bloodstain]

Inter-species breeding.

This Sir has the right idea.

 

[Fiz_The_Toaster]

This is just karma getting back at me for roasting those ants under that magnifying glass, isn't it? Look, I was 6 okay, will you just relax and piss off?

 

[Arkhangelsk]

Sudo leave and never come back.

 

[Arkhangelsk]

Double post, sorry.

 

[Subzies]

One sentnce to save the world?

"I HAVE THE POWER!"
this would be followed by several people singing "HE-MAN!"

 

[He[]]

"Bah Weep Granah Weep Ninni Bong"

 

[Dfskelleton]

"Attack if you desire, space creatures, but be wary, for the mighty Dark Lord Cthulhu does not take kindly to those that steal his prey..."
That or use the good ol' sweet American last stand strategy: BLOW THEM THE HELL UP.

 

[creothes]

you shall not pass!!!!!!

 

[StarStruckStrumpets]

"Give us a few more years and you can take whatever is left."