One Sentence To Save The World.
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All characters and events on this planet?even those based on real people?are entirely fictional.
"Wow, guess all those stereotypes was right, come on guys, your better than that aren't you?"
The easiest way to communicate with aliens is this:
First, put out dots with numbers next to them, for example, ... 3 .... 4 .....5
Do this up to the point where you can demonstrate that we have a Base 10 mathematical system. Going up to 25 should be enough for them to get the Idea.
And then, do a sum like 5^2 = 25, and a few more basic sums.
And then show them Pythagoras. Us knowing Pythagoras proves that we have at least some intelligence. You can go further and show them other things like Pi.
These things work because they are constant across the universe. Any other somewhat intelligent species, no matter the language, and no matter how strange the planet they come from, will understand the same maths, because no matter where you are in the Universe, Pi is always 3.14....
Well, Some of us are intelligent. Just gota hope the first person to meet aliens knows basic maths.
The easiest way to communicate with aliens is this:
First, put out dots with numbers next to them, for example, ... 3 .... 4 .....5
Do this up to the point where you can demonstrate that we have a Base 10 mathematical system. Going up to 25 should be enough for them to get the Idea.
And then, do a sum like 5^2 = 25, and a few more basic sums.
And then show them Pythagoras. Us knowing Pythagoras proves that we have at least some intelligence. You can go further and show them other things like Pi.
These things work because they are constant across the universe. Any other somewhat intelligent species, no matter the language, and no matter how strange the planet they come from, will understand the same maths, because no matter where you are in the Universe, Pi is always 3.14....
Well, Some of us are intelligent. Just gota hope the first person to meet aliens knows basic maths.
Here are some examples
Threat=We have Chuck Norris, you Aint got shit!
Reverse Phsycology=Go ahead and destroy the world, BE MY GUEST!
Fear=Ablarghisahjdfedwsaeds!Then I would shit in my hands and write on my shirt with poo the words *I love you guys*then I would start smashing the ground with my hands.
To buy time=When The Dinosaurs come back, then you can destroy the earth Agreed?
Just to be a dick=Go fuck yourselfs aliens! All hail Earth!
Pleading=Please dont destroy us pleeeaaaaassseeee!
Threat=We have Chuck Norris, you Aint got shit!
Reverse Phsycology=Go ahead and destroy the world, BE MY GUEST!
Fear=Ablarghisahjdfedwsaeds!Then I would shit in my hands and write on my shirt with poo the words *I love you guys*then I would start smashing the ground with my hands.
To buy time=When The Dinosaurs come back, then you can destroy the earth Agreed?
Just to be a dick=Go fuck yourselfs aliens! All hail Earth!
Pleading=Please dont destroy us pleeeaaaaassseeee!
You don't understand, no I mean you clearly don't understand. Our people have been killing each other since we first existed. Let me put it this way, the citizens of one of our countries, ONE of them, got upset when the country reduced its nuclear arsanel to the point where it could destroy the planet over 14 times. You may defeat us, but are you realy gonna want what's left of this planet after the battle?
I know it wasn't just one sentence, but my first sentence was a hook, thus buying me more time.
I know it wasn't just one sentence, but my first sentence was a hook, thus buying me more time.
He'll be here in 5 minutes ^^hardband said:
Mine would be: You're just in time, the Justin Bieber concert is about to start
(if that doesn't scare them away, nothing will)
"Let me introduce you to a human, there are many like him; George Bush, you have the field! Following this will be a video of how shitty this place is..."
"Why would you want this place, is full of people nobody likes, nobody has any money and it's we're all slowly killing it, so go back to your home planet as it is undoubtedly much better... also, take me with you." Hurrah for commas.
Either that or "It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum, and I'm all out of gum!"
I've probably been ninja'd on that though.
Either that or "It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum, and I'm all out of gum!"
I've probably been ninja'd on that though.
Ok if you can just overlook the troll, rapists and other bad people then you will see that we can co exit in peace and unity.
