One Sentence To Save The World.

[RatRace123]

"Bring it!"

Then I'd start shooting at them.
Then I'd explain to the people around me that choosing me to give the one world saving sentence was a bad idea.

 

[FFHAuthor]

"Try it, we've been practicing for this shit for the past 10,000 years."

 

[Boba Frag]

My race has conquered every predator, every sickness, every single little killer bacterium, virus, storm, volcanoe, earth quake, temperature and cataclysm on this turbulent planet- we have endured over the millenia- do you honestly think you can?

 

[Tuddle]

Why can't we be friends? *cue music*

 

[mikev7.0]

Aliens have come to our planet, weapons ready, and you have at max one sentence to convince them that they shouldn't.

What would yours be, our futures could potentially depend on it =P

Mine would be: "Exterminate the world, oh we have so much in common..."

Jokingly: IF YOU CAME FOR BEIBER YOU CAN HAVE HIM! PLEASE I BEG YOU!

More likely: Welcome to earth, please don't hurt us, we offer gratitude and whatever ya want, just don't hurt us while you take what you want, and if yer gunna kill all of us, please do it fast and painlessly.

the Hell??

"Get of our planet!! .... I know your Dad!!"

 

[mikev7.0]

Also an option to say:
'Do you have a flag?'

(Cookies for reference)

Eddie Izzard, Circle (or Dress to Circle if you saw the French show.) Then again my answer was Eddie inspired as well!

*Noms granola bar*

 

[Dr. Pepper Unlimited]

Independence Day:

"We will not go quietly into the night!"

Striking fear into the hearts of all aliens since 1996.

 

[Megacherv]

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo

Also an option to say:
'Do you have a flag?'

(Cookies for reference)

Eddie Izzard, Circle (or Dress to Circle if you saw the French show.) Then again my answer was Eddie inspired as well!

*Noms granola bar*

Actuslly, it was Dress-to-Kill (wooyay for Izzard faonboy/girl family!)

 

[Snowpact]

Also an option to say:
'Do you have a flag?'

(Cookies for reference)

Eddie Izzard, Circle (or Dress to Circle if you saw the French show.) Then again my answer was Eddie inspired as well!

*Noms granola bar*

No! Don't! That granola bar was for fending of the aliens! Now all that is left are these cookies... :-(

 

[Ruuvan]

"Don't be a dick."

 

[eggy32]

"Just who the hell do you think I am?!"

Cookies for anyone who gets the reference!

That quote only works when Kamina or Simon says it.

Alright, how about this then?

"I'll here to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of bubblegum!"

I kinda beat you to that one >_>
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.263455-One-Sentence-To-Save-The-World?page=4#9971465

 

[x EvilErmine x]

I've just farted, you have about 5 seconds before the smell hits....

 

[mikev7.0]

Also an option to say:
'Do you have a flag?'

(Cookies for reference)

Eddie Izzard, Circle (or Dress to Circle if you saw the French show.) Then again my answer was Eddie inspired as well!

*Noms granola bar*

No! Don't! That granola bar was for fending of the aliens! Now all that is left are these cookies... :-(

Ah. I see. Well in that case meet the nice folks from DARPA! Don't worry Snowpact they can handle this. These guys walk around wearing t-shirts with sayings on them like "I am become death the destroyer of worlds.....Cool!" Besides I have a back up plan....

*Runs of to buy lots more granola bars*

 

[kinggamecat]

Aliens have come to our planet, weapons ready, and you have at max one sentence to convince them that they shouldn't.

What would yours be, our futures could potentially depend on it =P

Mine would be: "Exterminate the world, oh we have so much in common..."

Jokingly: IF YOU CAME FOR BEIBER YOU CAN HAVE HIM! PLEASE I BEG YOU!

More likely: Welcome to earth, please don't hurt us, we offer gratitude and whatever ya want, just don't hurt us while you take what you want, and if yer gunna kill all of us, please do it fast and painlessly.

the Hell??

"Get of our planet!! .... I know your Dad!!"

LOL Nice one.

 

[kinggamecat]

I've just farted, you have about 5 seconds before the smell hits....

I can TOOOOTALLY see that as the quote on a monument from the guy who saved humanity from aliens! XD

" 'I've just farted, you have about 5 seconds before the smell hits....' A quote from EvilErmine the person who saved Earth from an alien threat. "

LOL

 

[yellowhead]

Ninjas....damn....

 

[Grouchy Imp_v1legacy]

Option 1:
"Yeah, coz you guys can fuck up this planet more than we have already."
Option 2:
"Look over there! A three-headed monkey!"

 

[Vortex Traveller]

You're not the first lot to have come here, Oh there have been so many, what you have to ask yourself is... what happened to them.

That should do it, worked for the 11th Doctor.

 

[TheLiham]

I like trains.

Yeah we are really screwed.

Ninja'd

Hi, I'm selling these fine leather jackets.

 

[[.redacted]]

Ninja'd

Hi, I'm selling these fine leather jackets.

*points to quote*

*points to your avatar*

=D