One Thing I've Learned from Movies is....

[RheynbowDash]

1.) If your running away from a killer, run downstairs. The attic is nothing but trouble.

2.) Never say "I'll be right back". They never come back.

Anyone else learn valuable life lessons from movies?

 

[madcap2112]

Never tell me the odds.

 

[Gigaguy64]

The old man who fixes things is really a fighting master and will teach you how to kick ass if you befriend him.

 

[Xeros]

If anyone says anything like "I hope nothing goes wrong", you can bet your ass the shit is about to hit the fan.

 

[RheynbowDash]

Dont take the red pill. Its never anything good.

 

[RathWolf]

Never plan to retire.

 

[Shoggoth2588]

1.) If your running away from a killer, run downstairs. The attic is nothing but trouble.

2.) Never say "I'll be right back". They never come back.

Anyone else learn valuable life lessons from movies?

I disagree: If you're running away from a killer, avoid the basement as well as the attic. Both places will get you killed

OT: The biggest tough guy can get burned, shot at, shot, stabbed, fall/ jump down 2-20 feet without damage...but as soon as the love interest starts to bandage a wound, they wince.

Killing a member of Mel Gibson's family is a death sentence

 

[RheynbowDash]

1.) If your running away from a killer, run downstairs. The attic is nothing but trouble.

2.) Never say "I'll be right back". They never come back.

Anyone else learn valuable life lessons from movies?

I disagree: If you're running away from a killer, avoid the basement as well as the attic. Both places will get you killed.

Not if your on the second floor, then its more logical to run down the stairs and out the front door.

 

[Generator]

Probably the most cliched, but still sound advice: Do not, under any circumstances, split up! Unless, of course, you're the main character.

 

[Explosm]

Is that theres always a happy ending. In some perspective

 

[lonelydays17]

The underdogs will win/gain everyone's respect.

 

[RheynbowDash]

If you play a handheld, randomly tap the buttons like theres a game in it, even if there isnt.

(A cookie if you can name a movie where this has happened.)

 

[Miumaru]

BE CLEAR!
I watched a movie today where the main girl was percieved a lesbian cause one guy did not be clear nor fix it, and then when explaining the truth to her dad talking about her boyfriend never said HE. "Dana loves me, we're in love" instead of HE loves me, and I love HIM.
And also, LET THEM EXPLAIN. People being stubborn usually makes things worse. I will always hear anyone out, though may retain doubts.

 

[RaphaelsRedemption]

Without at all trying to sound racist, but quoting from my observations of movies:

Do not be black. They are wonderful people, brave, loyal and good. They are also the first to die.

 

[Sniper Team 4]

You never need to reload.

Stay together.

Don't go exploring in sexy underwear ladies. Good eye candy, but I'd like to keep admiring you while you're alive.

Even though zombies move at a shuffle pace, they will overrung a position with soldiers armed with fully automatic weapons.

Carry a knife wherever you go. While the killer is trying to strangle you, whip it out and go for the neck.

If you are some random soldier in a battle and the camera suddenly zooms in on you, make your peace with God.

I have more, but I'll leave them for other people.

 

[Neikun]

If you're nice, you can live in constant worry because you're either going to be murdered, or have a very happy life.

 

[Clobbertron]

NEVER show a picture of your family!

 

[RUINER ACTUAL]

Dont take the red pill. Its never anything good.

Take the blue pill, it might be Viagra!

OT: Always walk away from an explosion. If you run, you are more likely to be in it.