One Thing I've Learned from Movies is....

[DMonkey]

Never yell "Hello?" in the dark. It is a zombie dinner bell.

 

[Pigeon_Grenade]

if you think there dead, stab, smack or shoot a few more places so your REALLY damn sure they are now

 

[Layz92]

If someone is living alone on a mountain or in a desert they are usually either a master of a martial art or a retired/semi-retired blacksmith master. Either way don't antagonise them.

 

[Downfall89]

Never plan to retire.

This.

 

[Yokai]

Never remark on how well things are going. Likewise, keep in mind that it's possible to jump 30-foot chasms, but be prepared for the strain on your fingers, because you'll never quite make it all the way.

 

[Erja_Perttu]

If you've got a bad feeling about this, something is about to go very very wrong.

 

[conchshellthegeek7]

If you play a handheld, randomly tap the buttons like theres a game in it, even if there isnt.

(A cookie if you can name a movie where this has happened.)

As ashamed as I am to say it...The Wizard.

OT: Never express confidence or have sex when a serial killer's on the loose. Also, if the government dealing with a theoretical branch of science that has the potential to fail catastrophically, go to the bomb shelters immediately.

And also, you need to be behind someone for the Vulcan Neck Pinch to work. I learned that one the hard way.

 

[RheynbowDash]

if you think there dead, stab, smack or shoot a few more places so your REALLY damn sure they are now

A*K*A "Double Tapping" as made famous by Zombieland

 

[Nouw]

Do awesome one liners.

 

[Spencer Petersen]

If you play a handheld, randomly tap the buttons like theres a game in it, even if there isnt.

(A cookie if you can name a movie where this has happened.)

The Wizard? (not sure if it had handhelds)

 

[Corpse XxX]

If you are the hero, it is never a bad thing to meet 30 enemies with sub machine guns.. Its the one fucker that walks alone with a slingshot/pea shooter you should look out for..

 

[fd18e3d0-816e-11e4-b4a9-0800200c9a66]

Barrels will always explode.

 

[Dags90]

Gay men's life expectancy is inversely proportional to their character development.