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One Thing I've Learned from Movies is....
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You never even attempt to disarm the bomb before the very last few seconds.
Standing a few centimetres away from lava is perfectly okay as long as you don't touch it.
In the event of a survival situation, always group up with the most handsome poeple.
Don't wear a red shirt unless you're pretty sure you're in a parody.
Standing a few centimetres away from lava is perfectly okay as long as you don't touch it.
In the event of a survival situation, always group up with the most handsome poeple.
Don't wear a red shirt unless you're pretty sure you're in a parody.
You missed rule 1: cardio....gotta outrun those zombiesmadbird-valiant said:
Also beware of bathrooms.
NEVER plan on staying at a building / place with a nasty past / legend.
If you heard a slight sound in a dark room / corridor, just say "Hello?" and move on if no one shows up.
If you heard a slight sound in a dark room / corridor, just say "Hello?" and move on if no one shows up.
1. shooting gas tanks makes cars explode in flames, this also works for random propane tanks (note this is cause by the same thing that causes red barrels to explode simply because they are red).
2. The hero never dies until the epic last confrontation, unless he is sacrificing himself and even then he comes back before the end.
3. Guns are useless against a ninja with a sword made of thin metal.
4. A ninja's power is inversely proportional to the number of fellow ninjas fighting with him.
5. Heros have an assortment of terrible puns for any possible situation memorized at all times (as do some villains).
6. The more baddass you look, the better you fight.
7. The villain is never dead, he's just biding his time.
8. Your luck is inversely proportional to how nice a day it is. If its nice out, then your' probably okay but if its raining your chances of casualties go skyrocketing. The one exception is a day that is so perfect that it is too perfect, and goes all the way to the opposite extreme o the weather spectrum, thus becoming the worst weather possible.
9. Physics is a loose hypothesis that is continually rewritten by new scientific discoveries.
10. There is always a love interest for every hero... always.
11. A single man hacker can overcome even the most advanced security of any computer in a few minutes while also apparently designing a soothing GUI application to entertain anyone who might be watching. They can even hack computers that are off or not connected to a network.
12. Its better to send in a single loose and unstable cop with a thick accent then to send in a full frontal assault or bomb your enemies. Also, small organized teams can do anything while armies will inevitable fail no matter how well train.
13. Regular goons can't aim for shit.
14. Regular goons have no family, come from nowhere and do not need to be mourned, they are not people.
15. 1.2 gigawatts!!
2. The hero never dies until the epic last confrontation, unless he is sacrificing himself and even then he comes back before the end.
3. Guns are useless against a ninja with a sword made of thin metal.
4. A ninja's power is inversely proportional to the number of fellow ninjas fighting with him.
5. Heros have an assortment of terrible puns for any possible situation memorized at all times (as do some villains).
6. The more baddass you look, the better you fight.
7. The villain is never dead, he's just biding his time.
8. Your luck is inversely proportional to how nice a day it is. If its nice out, then your' probably okay but if its raining your chances of casualties go skyrocketing. The one exception is a day that is so perfect that it is too perfect, and goes all the way to the opposite extreme o the weather spectrum, thus becoming the worst weather possible.
9. Physics is a loose hypothesis that is continually rewritten by new scientific discoveries.
10. There is always a love interest for every hero... always.
11. A single man hacker can overcome even the most advanced security of any computer in a few minutes while also apparently designing a soothing GUI application to entertain anyone who might be watching. They can even hack computers that are off or not connected to a network.
12. Its better to send in a single loose and unstable cop with a thick accent then to send in a full frontal assault or bomb your enemies. Also, small organized teams can do anything while armies will inevitable fail no matter how well train.
13. Regular goons can't aim for shit.
14. Regular goons have no family, come from nowhere and do not need to be mourned, they are not people.
15. 1.2 gigawatts!!
No matter how much of an uneducated weak loser I am, I can become the super smart buffed champion that always gets the hottest girl all with the help of a 3 minute montage! Life is soooooo easy 
And of course: "Cool guys don't look at explosions".
And of course: "Cool guys don't look at explosions".
well Zombies its a must, but how many Slasher flicks have had them not make sure the guy is dead,and he gets up againToonLink said:
It's never the laws of science/universe.
It's more like the "you sorta/kinda should listen to these, but that's just for wussies" of science/universe.
A few examples:
1) Gravity can be switched on/off/altered on the fly.
2) Computers will never get screwed up/refuse to be rational (unless of course they're bent on the annihilation of all squishy meat bags)
3) Momentum and inertia are for idiots. A tiny bullet (9mm) is enough to not just kill someone but will stop their charge more effectively than a brick wall.
4) Glass is the most fragile thing in the world.
5) Bernoulli's principle is soooo ten minutes ago. All you need is a really glowy exhaust and you're good to fly. Corollary: There is no such as aerodynamics. You don't need ailerons to maneuver nor does anything need to be streamlined. Hell, if you put a glowy enough exhaust on it, you could make the Air Canada Centre fly and handle like an F-22 (The same however, cannot be said of the Leafs, there isn't an exhaust glowy enough to make them fly).
It's more like the "you sorta/kinda should listen to these, but that's just for wussies" of science/universe.
A few examples:
1) Gravity can be switched on/off/altered on the fly.
2) Computers will never get screwed up/refuse to be rational (unless of course they're bent on the annihilation of all squishy meat bags)
3) Momentum and inertia are for idiots. A tiny bullet (9mm) is enough to not just kill someone but will stop their charge more effectively than a brick wall.
4) Glass is the most fragile thing in the world.
5) Bernoulli's principle is soooo ten minutes ago. All you need is a really glowy exhaust and you're good to fly. Corollary: There is no such as aerodynamics. You don't need ailerons to maneuver nor does anything need to be streamlined. Hell, if you put a glowy enough exhaust on it, you could make the Air Canada Centre fly and handle like an F-22 (The same however, cannot be said of the Leafs, there isn't an exhaust glowy enough to make them fly).
ToonLink said:
Anyway...
As long as you are attractive, you will suceed in any endevour, either pratical, realistic or fantastical
every animal in on the planet (and even a few aliens) can be raised and trained to act like dogs.
That every grocery bag ever used has at least one loaf of french bread.
And every time bomb ever constructed has a giant green or red screen on the front that indicates how much time it has left before it explodes.
That every grocery bag ever used has at least one loaf of french bread.
And every time bomb ever constructed has a giant green or red screen on the front that indicates how much time it has left before it explodes.
