One weapon, 10,000 monsters

[crazypsyko666]

Two words: Heavy. Bolter. Good enough for Thule, good enough for me (assuming I can lift it).

You kidding? Terminator Assault Cannon. DO IT!!!

 

[The Stonker]

The frog sword of doom and gloom.

If you get hit by it you turn into a emo frog

 

[Vern]

Again, the BFG-9000. Hits every enemy within your view, even if you fire it into a wall in another room and run into a different room and look at the enemies before it hits the wall. No blast damage, and with unlimited ammo it's the perfect weapon.

 

[Klopy]

definitely the Binary Cannon.

 

[Kurt Horsting]

Nothing more needed except for my Flying Fists of JUSTICE!!! But an SCAR-H with FN40GL attached, a H&K MK23, grenades, claymores, and enough ammo for all of em wouldn't hurt.

Or years of training with Hokuto shin ken. I wanna killed them with my orgasmic Jesus beams.

 

[superbatranger]

Give me a GAU-17/A Minigun. I'll mow me down some bad guys. ;D

Now, how are you going to carry that thing around? Or are you gonna sit back in a chair with an ice cold Dr. Pepper, set that bad boy on a table, and let 'er rip?

If I could, I'd take the Vulcan, but no one can carry it, so that's out. Give me a Heckler and Koch G36 assault rifle, and I'm good. Yea, I could use a minigun, or a rocket launcher, or even a sword, but sometimes bigger isn't always better. Especially if I have to deal with reloading.

 

[gabe12301]

spartan lazer

 

[the sighing shoe]

Umbrella sword with cane knife attachment (by technicality one weapon)Mix that with over 8 years of training mostly from sheer boredom and you have yourself a bunch of dead monsters, sides the sheath would provide a great cover for the arterial spray.

 

[Nouw]

Chain Fist. Nothing else

 

[halonut117]

Real Weapon: Minigun

Fake Weapon: The Force or a laser minigun.

 

[sketch_zeppelin]

It might turn out to be the worse idea in the world but i'd like to try that staff with two chainsaws tied to the ends weapon from the upcoming dead rising 2 game. assuming i could wield that thing like cloud could wield the buster sword i could fuck some shit up.

(i'm assuming that along with being unbreakable and have unlimited ammo that we also are automatically trained in how to use said weapon)

 

[bulbasaur765]

High Frequency Blade that Grey Fox and Raiden used. I'm not taking the risk of touching them with my bare hands.

 

[halonut117]

It's infinite ammo. When was the last time you reloaded a gun with infinite ammo.

 

[replingham153]

i go with the classics. Chuck Norris hand. assuming i can cut it off without being round housed into another galaxy. but think about the ability to slap your enemies and watch them explode into thousands of pieces.

 

[Infernai]

I'll go the old fashioned route and go with Katana. Don't have to worry about it jamming up, it works well if I'm up against melee focused enemies and i can use the sheath alongside the blade for some devastating combo's.

 

[Not G. Ivingname]

I can hold a nuke in my hands.

Why not try... this?


OT: If it has to be a real weapon, I would say some kind of light machine gun or an assault rifle with a bayonet.

 

[Jaker the Baker]

Lightsaber. I'd go all force unleashed dos on their ass

See, the problem with the lightsaber is that...well...erm...YOU'LL POKE YUR EYE OUT!! Or cut your arm off on the backswing. Both sound unpleasant

 

[thatstheguy]

Cannon from Serious Sam.

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Better yet, why not double the fun?

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[1rednose]

Seeing as how we are in the magical dimension, gonna say I got a magical pen. Simply write all the monsters are dead, and BLAMO! Then of course write a story of how rich, Swedish supermodels appear, give me all their cash, and beg me to teach them in the ways of LLLOOOVVEE...