One weapon, 10,000 monsters

[zombiejoe]

Ok, you just woke up in a horrible dimension full of horrible monsters, and they want you dead. If you wanna escape, you gotta go to a magical locker that gives you one weapon from your world. The weapon won't break, and it must be held in your hands, so it can't be a nuke or a plane or tank. If it is a gun, then it has a unlimited amount of ammo.

Edit: For those who are woundering, let's say the monsters are about 2 heads taller then you, attack by slashing and bitting, and have easy to stab skin...the rest is up to you.

Edit: Thanks for all these posts, you guys ROCK, your creativity keeps this sit hip, fresh and dynamite. Keep posting and feed this thread. (ps my mom made me write this )

 

[firedfns13]

Does the Gau-12 Avenger Cannon count as a plane/tank?

I still think I'd use a Mark 19 automatic grenade launcher.

Or maybe just a .500 Magnum. Nah, that'd hurt my wrist after a while.

 

[silver wolf009]

2 things, The real megabuster, And that annoying walkie talkey with odis on the other side, the result?
It fires roughly around 10000000 RPM. Crazy, and because wepons in deadrising dont get reloaded, they break when they run out of ammo. But we have unlimited ammo so..... Killfest.

 

[Blimey]

I can hold a nuke in my hands.

 

[Radeonx]

My cane sword with hot rod flames painted on it.

 

[TheYellowCellPhone]

I'm gonna be the first to say "Dark Gravity Gun".

 

[L3m0n_L1m3]

Hmmm.... Torn between the Cain and the Arc Projector from Mass Effect 2....

 

[swolf]

50. cal machine. The M2 Browning otherwise known as ?Faithful 50? and "Ma Duce". If I remember right, it's designed to stop semi trucks and has more than enough power to destroy any living thing in it's path. With unlimited ammo and the fact that it's belt-fed, I'm confident that would easily mow through those monsters. (By the way, they are quite a bit louder)

oh wait, it has to be handheld...um...lemme think...

all right, I'm back and I'm going to say the "M60 machine gun" (it can be held in the hands though is quite uncommon.)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mBNGgu0qGlQ

and here's a video of it being shot handheld: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCvySa9-Mdo

 

[the_pleasure_is_mine]

My personalised minigun which i aptly names the axle grinder.

Basically a normal minigun but it also fires explosive ammo and incendiary ammo in an interspersing pattern.

 

[zombiejoe]

The Mesmetron, of course! I'll make friends with the monsters... or have their heads blown up. Either way.

IT'S NOT REAL!

*yea, I played fallout 3*

lol

 

[chinangel]

The Void Knife from American McGee's Alice.

oooooooooooooooooooooor Kos-Mos' Gattling Guns :3

 

[Lordmarkus]

Uhm, why isn't the BFG 9000 mentioned first?

It have those acronyms for a reason.

 

[Rand-m]

The Old Spice guy.

He could go all Silver-Fish-Hand-Catch on those bitches and still have time to properly rule Ellenopia, his kingdom named after Ellen DeGeneres.

 

[jeejvebe]

I wonder how many actually read the OP's post.

Anyway, any bolt action sniper rifle works for me. If there's that many monsters I might as well try to learn real life quick-scoping while I'm at it.

 

[emeraldrafael]

A broadsword.

Its simple, its good, and it works. Besides, there's never that stop and reload and you can move around so your never bored. Its an artistic weapon really.

 

[Benmonkey7]

The experimental MIRV.

 

[Ironic Pirate]

M-134 Vulcan, which I can hold, damnit. Just not lift or carry.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Two words: Heavy. Bolter. Good enough for Thule, good enough for me (assuming I can lift it).