"I always hated you. The only reason I let you live in my house was because I promised your real parents I would after they were killed. Now go avenge them you worthless bastards. Avenge us all"
One word of advice to give to your children?
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"If you make sure to invest $2000 per year in your Roth 401k Plan between ages 16 and 26 then even if you never invest another penny when you retire at 60 you'll have at least $5 million dollars coming available without ever have had to lift a finger further over the years for the investment to come to fruition. Make sure your children do the same, even if you have to almost give them the money, and the family will always be strong and no one will ever have to go hungry or be in need. Think across the generations."
Gods, I wish these plans had existed and I'd known about them when I was younger. It's too late for me now, but if/when I have children THIS is something they'll be taught from the earliest age they can manage to comprehend it.
Gods, I wish these plans had existed and I'd known about them when I was younger. It's too late for me now, but if/when I have children THIS is something they'll be taught from the earliest age they can manage to comprehend it.
On my deathbed. Well as I should hopefully die decades from now they will be older then me now and will have more experience. I don't think I could add anything to help them. I would probably tell them to tell the people they love that you love them more often. You never know when someone will get hit by a car or get cancer and die less then 6 months later.
If though I had kids now and they were like 10. I would tell them how childhood is the best part of your life. From here life looks like it's only going to get harder.
If though I had kids now and they were like 10. I would tell them how childhood is the best part of your life. From here life looks like it's only going to get harder.
Life is to short to live for other people. Live for yourself, and don't stay miserable just because you think it's being responsible or safe, change is better than staying unhappy
"Play Earthbound."
"The Mediator between the head and hands must be the heart!"
"I think the Back-Catalogue of Jim Croce's music is criminally underrated."
"Every puzzle has an answer: Be willing to solve anything life gives you."
"The Mediator between the head and hands must be the heart!"
"I think the Back-Catalogue of Jim Croce's music is criminally underrated."
"Every puzzle has an answer: Be willing to solve anything life gives you."
Lot's of people are miserable gits and only content in spreading their misery as much as they can. Nothing pisses them off seeing you being happy.
Oh, and remember, intelligent manipulation of joints with pressure can bring down most people best of 3
Oh, and remember, intelligent manipulation of joints with pressure can bring down most people best of 3
"Good luck paying off all of my debt, suckas"
Or how about "Investing in Facebook is a great idea, you should totally dump all of your money into it"
I can be kind of an asshole.
Or how about "Investing in Facebook is a great idea, you should totally dump all of your money into it"
I can be kind of an asshole.
Lonely Packager said:
If they did, you would look pretty damn suprised. If you weren't dead, that is.
Never get involved with a land war in Asia.
Or,
Never get involved with a Sicillian when death is on the line!
Both are classic blunders.
Or,
Never get involved with a Sicillian when death is on the line!
Both are classic blunders.
"Remember, you can dance, you can leave your friends behind because your friends don't dance and if they don't dance then they ain't no friends of yours."
"I killed your real parents..."
"I'll be back..."
"I see the flag it's so... Flappy..."
"Every time you clop God kills a kitten..."
"There is no toilet..."
"Get crunked..."
"Daddy rubs against little boys on the bus... I think that's why your mummy left us..."
"No matter how high you are there is never candy in your wrists."
"Stop it."
Oh and:
"Get mad! when life gives you lemons don't make lemonade, no, make lemon grenades..."
"I killed your real parents..."
"I'll be back..."
"I see the flag it's so... Flappy..."
"Every time you clop God kills a kitten..."
"There is no toilet..."
"Get crunked..."
"Daddy rubs against little boys on the bus... I think that's why your mummy left us..."
"No matter how high you are there is never candy in your wrists."
"Stop it."
Oh and:
"Get mad! when life gives you lemons don't make lemonade, no, make lemon grenades..."