Oprah and Dr.Phil is Brainwashing my Mother

[TZer0]

Tell her that the word "gullible" is not in the dictionary and see if she looks for it. Hilarity with ensue afterward I am sure.

Other than that, move out as soon as possible, or fully educate her about tech cause she fears it.

Oh wow. Sweet idea, that would be a laugh.

 

[ranasan]

After this show my mom came to my room and said "GET OFF THE MSN!" (She calls any window with text in it MSN) she told me that she doesn't want me to be like that dumb girl so I pointed out that I do not own a phone for that very reason. Then someone messaged me on Steam (chat for pc gaming) and she said 'who is this your girlfriend? I said close the msn!' I told her it wasn't msn and she said 'TWO chat windows? This is too much.'

I think you're lucky... I wish my mother actually did something like that for my older brother. My brother is a complete freak who never shaves and just texts people on the internet, he has no real friends and even though he is 21 he still bites people. What you need to do is tell her the story of my brother and also show her pictures of you in the real world being social with people you know in real life to prove you are nothing like that freak. Also let her know that doctor phil is just trying to get money from her

and remember texting is no real substitute to actually talking to people. I only text to discuss with my fans on how to improve my comic

Your brother would have turned out the same anyway, and you know it.

yeah but if my mother was like yours then she wouldn't constantly yell at me for not respecting him and calling him a troll, she would just disown him or something

 

[similar.squirrel]

Tell her to 'get off the television' every time you see her watching this garbage, I guess.

 

[Queen Michael]

Ughh. I really, really hate people like that. (No offence to your mother.) Can't they at least admit they don't know what they're talking about? And I really, really hate it when they decide new names for things on their own. Like calling all windows with text MSN, or when my mom and stepdad thought all mp3-players are called iPods, or when mom said "mark on that picture" when she meant click.

 

[rokkolpo]

can't you buy her a brain from steam?

anyway she's probably not gonna change,just ignore her and definitly DON'T let her read your mail!

 

[CaptainCrunch]

Start watching porn openly. It should only take one awkward moment of shame to silence her about a lot of things. Warning: you might wind up in boarding school, or on the street if she's truly crazy.

 

[Queen Michael]

Write her a letter explaining your feelings. MAke sure to point out that she doesn't know anything about this stuff, and decisions shouldn't be made by people who don't know what they're talking about.