Ordinary Household Items that double as Epic Weapons!!
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Well, there's a hammer in my landing...
And there's an empty beer bottle beside me.
... Don't read too much into that.
And there's an empty beer bottle beside me.
... Don't read too much into that.
Well, I've got scissors, screwdrivers, couple toy cars and other stuff lying 'rond here...
Ah, the carnage.
Edit: But the most devestating of all: the dust brush.
Mwahahahaha
Ah, the carnage.
Edit: But the most devestating of all: the dust brush.
Mwahahahaha
Anybody considered 'a glass' yet? I'm not 100% sure what effect they'll have on you if you use them to smash into someone's bodies, but in the worst case you can throw them at people causing them to break A) with a chance of leaving fractured bits stuck in their skin and B) and leaving a shower of sharp pieces of glass around his feet.
I would say a golfing trophy but since i like to play sniper in TF2 i feel like i would be letting him down by using it. So i guess i would just pop off the safty tip on my fencing foil and go Inigo Montoya on the jerk
A broom. I would link to a Simpsons clip to illustrate why, but I can't seem to find it.
Also blenders, especially the one in my house as it's pretty much a small jet engine.
Also blenders, especially the one in my house as it's pretty much a small jet engine.
Anything you can stick in a sock and bludgeon someone to death with, preferably a lock (this is known as a "lock-in-a-sock", in case all of you less cultured people don't know).
Pillows.......drenched in floor cleaning liquid you could suffocate them with it or throw it at them and light it.
