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TheMatt

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Ok, as some of you may know and most of you not care the Much Music Video awards were 3 nights ago. (Don;t feel bad for not watching it, we don't either) At an after party Perez Hilton (that gay-blogger dude) was allegedly assaulted by Will.I.AM. of the BEP (It has now come to light that is was the BEP's manager but, originally Perez claimed it was Will). He obviously needs the police and here comes my problem.

The ASSHOLE Tweets it (twitters it?). Like the friggin guy has a cell phone and can call 911 but no, he logs onto the net and puts and I quote "I'm in shock. I need the POLICE asap. Please come to the SohoMetro Hotel. now. PLS." then, minutes later "I was assaulted by Will.I.AM. of the BEP and his security guards. I am bleeding. please, I need to file a police report. No joke".

So, thousands upon thousands of concerned fans (read, idiots) start calling the Toronto Police dept. So they get FLOODED with calls and their phone system is paralyzed for a while (I am not sure how long on this point). He then tweets or twitters or whatever in the hell "The police are here now, pls stop calling them."

I just wrote all that and I am not even sure what I can ask to discuss. This just really pissed me off, I needed to rant, I guess. In any event what a fricken idiot! In an emergency is your first instinct to call the police? Or log onto your twitter account?

I want him found, and I want him shot. (if this is too offensive for the mods) -
I want him found, and I want someone to give him a stern talking to.
 

Davey Woo

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That guy wins the Davey's stupidest of the stupid award. Hopefully somebody somewhere has just signed up for a mint card somewhere. (points for reference)
 

goatzilla8463

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Wow.

Perez Hilton really is stupid.

There are things called phones but no, he demands publicity.
 

Cpt_Oblivious

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Who tweets for people to call the police instead of ringing them himself? He needs a kick in the nads / face.

Also what is the BEP?

And who the hell is Will.I.AM?

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Davey Woo said:
Hopefully somebody somewhere has just signed up for a mint card somewhere. (points for reference)
Cpt_Oblivious gets the reference. The clever / dumb balance is restored.
 

TheMatt

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Cpt_Oblivious said:
Who tweets for people to call the police instead of ringing them himself? He needs a kick in the nads / face.

Also what is the BEP?

And who the hell is Will.I.AM?
BEP = Black Eyed Peas

Will.I.Am - Their main front guy.
 

Cpt_Oblivious

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TheMatt said:
Cpt_Oblivious said:
Who tweets for people to call the police instead of ringing them himself? He needs a kick in the nads / face.

Also what is the BEP?

And who the hell is Will.I.AM?
BEP = Black Eyed Peas

Will.I.Am - Their main front guy.
Oh ok, I've suddenly lost all interest.
 

Biek

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He probably wasnt hurt that bad. Just a publicity stunt. Ignorance is the best solution for the likes of them.
 

sallene

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so a douche got into a fight with some over-hyped tards and this is bothering you?

or is it the fact that the douche twittered about it and his douchey fans clogged up police phone lines?

technically that isnt the blogger douches fault, although if he really does have some way to control hundreds of people to do his bidding one would wonder why he wouldnt just send them after said tards in retaliation.


eh, whatever. the saddest part I see is that they didnt mutually destroy each other.
 

TheMatt

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Biek said:
He probably wasnt hurt that bad. Just a publicity stunt. Ignorance is the best solution for the likes of them.
The injuries were described by the Toronto police as "A small red mark under the eye. Like a scratch."
 

Biek

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TheMatt said:
Biek said:
He probably wasnt hurt that bad. Just a publicity stunt. Ignorance is the best solution for the likes of them.
The injuries were described by the Toronto police as "A small red mark under the eye. Like a scratch."
Well that doesnt sound 911 worthy either. That twitter thing sounds pretty dumb, glad im not part of it.
 

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TheMatt said:
Biek said:
He probably wasnt hurt that bad. Just a publicity stunt. Ignorance is the best solution for the likes of them.
The injuries were described by the Toronto police as "A small red mark under the eye. Like a scratch."
What.
 

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Davey Woo said:
That guy wins the Davey's stupidest of the stupid award. Hopefully somebody somewhere has just signed up for a mint card somewhere. (points for reference)
The stupid smart balance strikes again thank you TV advertising.

OT that's just plain stupid.