Paging all Americans. I need you to punch someone.

[ItsAChiaotzu]

That guy wins the Davey's stupidest of the stupid award. Hopefully somebody somewhere has just signed up for a mint card somewhere. (points for reference)

Every stupid event is balanced by a clever event. I've seen the adverts.

 

[skcseth]

I want him found, and I want him shot. (if this is too offensive for the mods) -
I want him found, and I want someone to give him a stern talking to.

Ha. Is it possible the mods agree?
I say the people following him and blowing up the cops are the true dumb asses in this situation, but that's just my opinion.

 

[Deathsong17]

That guy wins the Davey's stupidest of the stupid award. Hopefully somebody somewhere has just signed up for a mint card somewhere. (points for reference)

Lol, Mint card advert!

 

[messy]

It really is worrying when publicity comes above calling the armed forces, what's next a "celeb" get's burgled, but only has CCTV to publish it on youtube.

To be honest this Perez guy sounds a lot like the type of person Sasha Baren Cohen (spelling?) is taking the piss out of (and rightly so)

I think Mr I.Am should have at least made it the police's trouble by damaging this guy a bit more permanently, or at least break the phone that he excessed twitter with

 

[sallene]

It really is worrying when publicity comes above calling the armed forces, what's next a "celeb" get's burgled, but only has CCTV to publish it on youtube.

To be honest this Perez guy sounds a lot like the type of person Sasha Baren Cohen (spelling?) is taking the piss out of (and rightly so)

I think Mr I.Am should have at least made it the police's trouble by damaging this guy a bit more permanently, or at least break the phone that he excessed twitter with

Actually, I would put Sasha Baren Cohen and this Perez douche in the same category.

they both do exceedingly annoying things to get attention and make money.

 

[messy]

It really is worrying when publicity comes above calling the armed forces, what's next a "celeb" get's burgled, but only has CCTV to publish it on youtube.

To be honest this Perez guy sounds a lot like the type of person Sasha Baren Cohen (spelling?) is taking the piss out of (and rightly so)

I think Mr I.Am should have at least made it the police's trouble by damaging this guy a bit more permanently, or at least break the phone that he excessed twitter with

Actually, I would put Sasha Baren Cohen and this Perez douche in the same category.

they both do exceedingly annoying things to get attention and make money.

I do know what you mean, I liked Borat the first time round then it was quoted by everyone and once you loose the shock factor it's not really that clever or funny. Bruno looks pretty much the same premise but this time he's gay (which last time I looked didn't count as a clever plot mechanic)

 

[antipunt]

No wait wait. This seriously deserves some kind of -award-. Like...a facepalm-statuette

 

[Uncompetative]

Surely the Police can prosecute him for "wasting Police time". Well, they can do it in the UK.

He could also be "bound over to keep the peace".

Which may mean less Tweets for a while.

Sweet.

 

[Meado]

No wait wait. This seriously deserves some kind of -award-. Like...a facepalm-statuette

This one's a biggun'.

Spoiler: Facepalm statuette

 

[Beowulf DW]

Yeah, okay.
I'm game.

Just point me to his house, I guess.

I got your back.

 

[flare09]

That was the stupidest and yet one of the funniest things I've ever read.

 

[Bohner239]

He should get a Darwin Award or something. Oh, but he didn't die...shame.

 

[Sparrow]

I want him found, and I want him shot. (if this is too offensive for the mods) -
I want him found, and I want someone to give him a stern talking to.

Either way, just don't say anything about any form of torture. The mods had a banning spree the other day.

 

[la-le-lu-li-lo]

he probably did it on purpose to see how many people would call in for him. uck.

 

[la-le-lu-li-lo]

Yeah, okay.
I'm game.

Just point me to his house, I guess.

I got your back.

Alright, we got this, guys.
We fucking have this.

Onward!

Wait, isn't he black and gay or something?
This is suddenly an extremely bad idea.

gay, so yeah 'hate crime'. /:

 

[Ranooth]

Since this really is no big deal

Can I punch the people who run FOX news instead?

May I assist?

The more the merrier

So you'd have no objections of me joining?

PUNCHY PARTY!!!

 

[Neonbob]

Yeah, okay.
I'm game.

Just point me to his house, I guess.

I got your back.

Alright, we got this, guys.
We fucking have this.

Onward!

Wait, isn't he black and gay or something?
This is suddenly an extremely bad idea.

What if we get SharPhoe to help? Then it's technically not a full-blown hate crime
And if he's not enough, we might be able to convince Pi_fighter, too!
There IS a loophole, and with enough dedication, we can find one!