Paging all Americans. I need you to punch someone.

[FlakAttack]

He should get a Darwin Award or something. Oh, but he didn't die...shame.

Well, by being gay he is, in effect, removed himself from the gene pool, thankfully. Celebrity "news" people like him need to go die in a corner.

 

[DazZ.]

Would say he mighta been drunk, but if your drunk you can take a punch. Either you get up or you get knocked out, a swollen face isn't going to do more damage to your effectiveness than being drunk.

 

[Neonbob]

gay, so yeah 'hate crime'. /:

Fuck.
Well, gay is better than gay AND black.
I thought I was going in for a double hate crime, but I got off light.

What if we get SharPhoe to help? Then it's technically not a full-blown hate crime
And if he's not enough, we might be able to convince Pi_fighter, too!
There IS a loophole, and with enough dedication, we can find one!

Shar strikes me as a pacifist.
Dunno 'bout Pi...

Well, he just needs to be there, you know. He can just stand there and watch as we beat some common sense into the guy.

 

[la-le-lu-li-lo]

gay, so yeah 'hate crime'. /:

Fuck.
Well, gay is better than gay AND black.
I thought I was going in for a double hate crime, but I got off light.

you got lucky for sure.
my gay roommate read over that and just goes 'good, i hate faggots.' XP

 

[Triple AD]

Since this really is no big deal

Can I punch the people who run FOX news instead?

May I assist?

Ooh! Ooh! Count me in too! Now where's that damn aluminum bat...

*Bonk*

Somebody keeping track of my heads batted in here?!?!

*Bonk*

Darn it yall already there... darn ... whos up for seconds

 

[Neonbob]

you got lucky for sure.
my gay roommate read over that and just goes 'good, i hate faggots.' XP

Sometimes I wish I was a minority so I could make fun of myself but nobody else could join in.

Well, he just needs to be there, you know. He can just stand there and watch as we beat some common sense into the guy.

Somehow, I don't see him being all "Okay cool," when we say, "Hey Shar, we're gonna go beat up a gay dude! You in?"

Which is why you tell him the whole story.
"Hey, Shar, there's this guy who went on Twitter with a phone to get the cops attention because he was getting beat up. Oh, and he's gay. Would you mind being there just to keep us from getting some kind of extraneous charge? I'm fine with just assault and battery, but this could be seen as a hate crime, so...yeah."

Do you think that would go over better?

 

[Yegargeburble]

Who is Perez Hilton?

 

[Metric Monkey]

"I was assaulted by Will.I.AM. of the BEP and his security guards. I am bleeding. please, I need to file a police report. No joke".

"BLOOD?! IT'S NOT FUNNY!"

Overreaction much? Yeah.

 

[Neonbob]

Which is why you tell him the whole story.
"Hey, Shar, there's this guy who went on Twitter with a phone to get the cops attention because he was getting beat up. Oh, and he's gay. Would you mind being there just to keep us from getting some kind of extraneous charge? I'm fine with just assault and battery, but this could be seen as a hate crime, so...yeah."

Do you think that would go over better?

That'd take like six tweets, though!

...say wha?
I don't use twitter...I'd just as soon PM him.
Condensed version:
"Shar! A really stupid guy used his phone to update twitter to get the cop's attention. He's gay. We wanna beat him. Help?"
Any better?

 

[Skreeee]

And here I was thinking ordinary American citizens were being hired for some sort of covert assassination mission of some dastardly person hidden away in another part of the world with plans to kill everything.

*Sigh* I can dream...

 

[MasterSqueak]

Since this really is no big deal

Can I punch the people who run FOX news instead?

May I assist?

Ooh! Ooh! Count me in too! Now where's that damn aluminum bat...

*Bonk*

Somebody keeping track of my heads batted in here?!?!

*Bonk*

Darn it yall already there... darn ... whos up for seconds

I say we target PETA next.

 

[drewqpublic]

social networking is fueled by narcisism.

and no, i couldn't be bothered to look it up.

 

[The Political Gamer]

Since this really is no big deal

Can I punch the people who run FOX news instead?

May I assist?

The more the merrier

OK I want in too, dibs on Beck.

 

[hagaya]

Since this really is no big deal

Can I punch the people who run FOX news instead?

May I assist?

The more the merrier

Then let us get merrier.