Paging all Americans. I need you to punch someone.

[timmytom1]

That guy wins the Davey's stupidest of the stupid award. Hopefully somebody somewhere has just signed up for a mint card somewhere. (points for reference)

Haven`t seen those ads in ages but yeah i remeber the smart/stupid balance

 

[ElephantGuts]

Will.i.am should have gave him a black eye and then hit him in the peas

I wish some really big crime, like a shooting, had happened while this was going on, and because of that idiot the police couldn't respond, and then this guy could go through the rest of his life knowing that his stupidity got people killed.
If only...

so basically your wishing death upon innocent people?

I never said they were innocent.

 

[my dog said quack]

Since this really is no big deal

Can I punch the people who run FOX news instead?

oooh sounds fun, ill join

 

[Lord Beautiful]

Since this really is no big deal

Can I punch the people who run FOX news instead?

Sure. And then we can punch everyone at NBC News!

 

[Bulletinmybrain]

Will.i.am should have gave him a black eye and then hit him in the peas

I wish some really big crime, like a shooting, had happened while this was going on, and because of that idiot the police couldn't respond, and then this guy could go through the rest of his life knowing that his stupidity got people killed.
If only...

so basically your wishing death upon innocent people?

I never said they were innocent.

People are never innocent, is just telling them they had it coming is insult to injury.

 

[Lexodus]

That guy wins the Davey's stupidest of the stupid award. Hopefully somebody somewhere has just signed up for a mint card somewhere. (points for reference)

Win.

 

[thebobmaster_v1legacy]

Will.i.am should have gave him a black eye and then hit him in the peas

*rimshot* On a serious note, can I beat up this guy? I'm bi, it won't be a hate crime.

 

[Rajin Cajun]

Ok, as some of you may know and most of you not care the Much Music Video awards were 3 nights ago. (Don;t feel bad for not watching it, we don't either) At an after party Perez Hilton (that gay-blogger dude) was allegedly assaulted by Will.I.AM. of the BEP (It has now come to light that is was the BEP's manager but, originally Perez claimed it was Will). He obviously needs the police and here comes my problem.

The ASSHOLE Tweets it (twitters it?). Like the friggin guy has a cell phone and can call 911 but no, he logs onto the net and puts and I quote "I'm in shock. I need the POLICE asap. Please come to the SohoMetro Hotel. now. PLS." then, minutes later "I was assaulted by Will.I.AM. of the BEP and his security guards. I am bleeding. please, I need to file a police report. No joke".

So, thousands upon thousands of concerned fans (read, idiots) start calling the Toronto Police dept. So they get FLOODED with calls and their phone system is paralyzed for a while (I am not sure how long on this point). He then tweets or twitters or whatever in the hell "The police are here now, pls stop calling them."

I just wrote all that and I am not even sure what I can ask to discuss. This just really pissed me off, I needed to rant, I guess. In any event what a fricken idiot! In an emergency is your first instinct to call the police? Or log onto your twitter account?

I want him found, and I want him shot. (if this is too offensive for the mods) -
I want him found, and I want someone to give him a stern talking to.

I have hated Perez Hilton since the day he showed up on Youtube. In fact I think I got banned from commenting on his videos oh well it was worth it as this proves. I will personally hunt him down and punch him repeatedly if you are willing to pay for my tickets and bail.

 

[pantsoffdanceoff]

Since this really is no big deal

Can I punch the people who run FOX news instead?

May I assist?

The more the merrier

I'll join too, we need to make sure they aren't next to a computer when we do it so you know, the don't tweet to the police.

 

[quiet_samurai]

How can you tweet (whatever) when you are being beat up?

 

[lacktheknack]

It's worse: he RANTS on it for a long while on his website. I heard snippets on my radio station. Get this:

"I just talk about drama in other people's lives, I don't need any in my life."

I have scientifically proved that he's a total douche.

 

[lacktheknack]

so basically your wishing death upon innocent people?

It's what I love about him.

...say wha?
I don't use twitter...I'd just as soon PM him.
Condensed version:
"Shar! A really stupid guy used his phone to update twitter to get the cop's attention. He's gay. We wanna beat him. Help?"
Any better?

Siiiiigh.
Fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine.
Exteeeeendeeeeed vooooooooweeeeels.

Stop talking like Perez Hilton.

 

[Senial]

Since this really is no big deal

Can I punch the people who run FOX news instead?

May I assist?

Ooh! Ooh! Count me in too! Now where's that damn aluminum bat...

I prefer wooden bats. They make a more realistic crack and if they break you can always stab them with the splinters.

 

[Gigawolf1]

Wait, it happened here?

Damn, someone should have told me we were punching him ahead of time.

When I take over the world, I'm abolishing the idea of hate crimes. People are people. End of story. If you can't take a punch, you can't take a punch. Some people are taller than others, some people are resistant to sun damage, and some people like their own basic body structure. With the exception of gender differences, the same organs are in the same place for pretty much everyone. Take any man and woman, force them to mate, there is a likelihood that there will be an offspring capable of fending for itself and continuing the species (compare inter-species breeding, i.e. Mules).

This is all part of my 'Psychopaths are people too' argument, which still hasn't gotten me out of jail for disembowling twenty people in the course of a fine dinner.

That last part is mostly a joke.

 

[sallene]

It'd still be a hate crime unless you were flaming gay.

Besides, if you killed perez he would probably just come back as a rape ghost like liberace.

 

[kkthegrunt]

While we're on the subject, did Perez name himself after Paris? This has been bugging me ever since Miss CAlifornia wasn't allowed to be a free thinker and oppose gay marriage.

 

[Pendragon9]

Oh boy. Two groups I could care less about cause the police lines to be paralyzed thanks to their stupid fans.

I'm ready to shoot them myself if they do this again.