Fine, here's the short version, lazy froob;
-Everyone except Mshcher arrives on time in the UXE Sector, where we are to be briefed regarding our mission. Mshcher has to run to the UXE sector, and by the time she does she is exhausted and feeling very unwell; she starts to puke.
-The line is incredibly long, and therefore after employing a variety of different methods, from shouting 'There's a bomb in the line' to vomiting over everyone, to pushing over guards, the team start a riot and then simply go inside.
-No one has their papers, we all blame Teafo, except Spartan, who was ordered to blame Teafo.
-Teafo leaves the mission brief early, we blame Teafo, and call him a communist traitor.
-Some silly fool gives us a brief; he tells us we're to...crap, I THINK we're supposed to be recovering some citizen from R & D and some robot he's taken with him, and this silly briefing fool didn't give us this man's name, so after I'd basically explained why that would end in me reporting him, I learnt his name, and passed it on to Divine; Patric-O-DUL
-Teafo makes some tiny mistakes, we all blame him for it, repeatedly, especially when he says he is the 'equipment guy' when he obviously isn't, and then when I suggest that Teafo cannot be trusted, a burning smell was smelt by smellers, and it turned out I had been somehow set on fire.
-I scream at Teafo, whilst the incompetent berks that are my team pour coffee on me, decide whether or not they should help me, then pretty much extinguish my corpse; one clone down for me.
-I scream at Teafo.
-I scream at Teafo a bit more.
-I question why I am set on fire when I scream at Teafo.
-I call Teafo a traitor and a mutant, Divine and Mshcher whole-heartedly agree, and Divine orders Spartan to agree as well, for numerous reasons, we proclaim Teafo a traitor.
-The Computer investigates this, but finds no evidence of unregistered mutated powers in Teafo; probably because the cheeky git spent all his PP on it to make the Computer's roll fail.
-We question the Computer's logic...the Computer asks if we are questioning its logic, and we say we aren't. Computer deems us all to be unhappy, and gives us happy pills.
-We all take happy pills.
-We are all happy.
-Happiness is manditory.
-Teafo feels sick, and vomits. We are too happy to blame him for this.
-Mshcher invents the word 'Bunny', as no one has ever seen a bunny before, this makes her very funny.
-Mscher repeatedly shouts out bunny.
-Mscher interrupts people by shouting bunny.
-We all discuss the word bunny.
-Happy pills start to wear off.
-We become aware that it is not very funny that Teafo has gotten sick all over himself and the floor. As Cleanliness Officer I accuse him of pollution. Divine accuses him of not being happy enough, and Mshcher accuses him of both of those things, and continues to put bunny in her sentences.
-The Computer investigates...again, and after failing to find Teafo a traitor...again, a Scrubot finds two Happy pills that have not been swallowed.
-I suggest that the two pills were regurgitated by Teafo, and that he is both guilty of pollution AND not taking his pills.
-The Computer deems that the pills are Divine's, who must now take these pills.
-The pills are covered in saliva and vomit; they are quite obviously Teafo's, the traitor that he is.
-Divine takes the pills under orders from The Computer.
If you want a REALLY short version;
-Teafo is a commie mutant assassin traitor who set me on fire and killed me.
-Everyone except Mshcher arrives on time in the UXE Sector, where we are to be briefed regarding our mission. Mshcher has to run to the UXE sector, and by the time she does she is exhausted and feeling very unwell; she starts to puke.
-The line is incredibly long, and therefore after employing a variety of different methods, from shouting 'There's a bomb in the line' to vomiting over everyone, to pushing over guards, the team start a riot and then simply go inside.
-No one has their papers, we all blame Teafo, except Spartan, who was ordered to blame Teafo.
-Teafo leaves the mission brief early, we blame Teafo, and call him a communist traitor.
-Some silly fool gives us a brief; he tells us we're to...crap, I THINK we're supposed to be recovering some citizen from R & D and some robot he's taken with him, and this silly briefing fool didn't give us this man's name, so after I'd basically explained why that would end in me reporting him, I learnt his name, and passed it on to Divine; Patric-O-DUL
-Teafo makes some tiny mistakes, we all blame him for it, repeatedly, especially when he says he is the 'equipment guy' when he obviously isn't, and then when I suggest that Teafo cannot be trusted, a burning smell was smelt by smellers, and it turned out I had been somehow set on fire.
-I scream at Teafo, whilst the incompetent berks that are my team pour coffee on me, decide whether or not they should help me, then pretty much extinguish my corpse; one clone down for me.
-I scream at Teafo.
-I scream at Teafo a bit more.
-I question why I am set on fire when I scream at Teafo.
-I call Teafo a traitor and a mutant, Divine and Mshcher whole-heartedly agree, and Divine orders Spartan to agree as well, for numerous reasons, we proclaim Teafo a traitor.
-The Computer investigates this, but finds no evidence of unregistered mutated powers in Teafo; probably because the cheeky git spent all his PP on it to make the Computer's roll fail.
-We question the Computer's logic...the Computer asks if we are questioning its logic, and we say we aren't. Computer deems us all to be unhappy, and gives us happy pills.
-We all take happy pills.
-We are all happy.
-Happiness is manditory.
-Teafo feels sick, and vomits. We are too happy to blame him for this.
-Mshcher invents the word 'Bunny', as no one has ever seen a bunny before, this makes her very funny.
-Mscher repeatedly shouts out bunny.
-Mscher interrupts people by shouting bunny.
-We all discuss the word bunny.
-Happy pills start to wear off.
-We become aware that it is not very funny that Teafo has gotten sick all over himself and the floor. As Cleanliness Officer I accuse him of pollution. Divine accuses him of not being happy enough, and Mshcher accuses him of both of those things, and continues to put bunny in her sentences.
-The Computer investigates...again, and after failing to find Teafo a traitor...again, a Scrubot finds two Happy pills that have not been swallowed.
-I suggest that the two pills were regurgitated by Teafo, and that he is both guilty of pollution AND not taking his pills.
-The Computer deems that the pills are Divine's, who must now take these pills.
-The pills are covered in saliva and vomit; they are quite obviously Teafo's, the traitor that he is.
-Divine takes the pills under orders from The Computer.
If you want a REALLY short version;
-Teafo is a commie mutant assassin traitor who set me on fire and killed me.
