Parent-less for 2 weeks

[nolongerhere]

lol last time I was left home alone for a week, I set fire to the bathtub XD

If it had water in it, that becomes much more impressive.
Otherwise, it's on par with filling up a sink with deoderant filled balloons and chucking in matches. Which is still good fun.

 

[Ashhearth]

I would suggest selling all the furniture and then making new furniture out of floppy disks with the large amount of cash you just got.

 

[Knight of Cydonia]

Buy a bear and fight it. At night. With night vision goggles.

while solving a rubiks cube....sorry I was staring at one when I typed that that

 

[T5seconds]

You guys are just not creative enough how about a 3 way cage match with a flameing aligator and a bear in the dark while having clothed orgys around the ring and the winner gets to fuck your girlfreind (god you better hope the bear doesnt win) while sky diveing onto the top of your house where you will play a lan party game with naked women with the women teaching you how too cook TRUELY this shall be the best two weeks of your life

"NOTE" If you fail to find this funny read the rest of the comments please feel free to tell me the ones i missed

 

[konkwastaken]

lol last time I was left home alone for a week, I set fire to the bathtub XD

how on earth did you manage that?

 

[AvsJoe]

If you have access to a lot of money and a car I suggest a wacky R-rated road trip. If not then I don't have a suggestion.

 

[Nukey]

Buy a bear and fight it. At night. With night vision goggles.

or get Kimbo slice to fight it while wearing night vision goggles, in daylight

 

[Swaki]

so you guys still live whit your parents, so what at most you guys are 17, and one of you must be younger unless your twins, and your Australians so... some kangaroo boxing and get drunk on fosters?

 

[Cheeky Marmoset]

Cover all tile and hard wood floors with butter and use it as a slip and slide. I actually did that once.

 

[Liberaliterr]

Have a party. Not just any party, call this guy [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2EDtxEumFI] and get him to organise one for you.

That guy is epic! I love how just doesn't care as the reporter gets angry xD

 

[vamp rocks]

When I was alone in my flat for two weeks I was going to parties every other day and on the remaining days I smoked weed and watched movies on my PC, but that's somewhat unproductive.

finally someone who makes sense!!! lol whenever im home alone i just either go to a party or invite people to smoke weed... lol

 

[garfoldsomeoneelse]

Sit alone and brood while your brothers go to hang out with their friends.

Because you are alone. So alone. And you always will be. Everybody you know is completely transient, they won't stay around.

 

[JanatUrlich]

how on earth did you manage that?

My girlfriend and I burned some shit in the bath. It just never occurred to us that a bath was flammable.

 

[The_Chief]

Have a party. Not just any party, call this guy [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2EDtxEumFI] and get him to organise one for you.

that guys a tool factory.

OT: i suggest naked flaming steroid injected bear wrestling underwater with naked lesbians. but thats just my suggestion.

 

[KaZZaP]

Get drunk or try some drugs. Nothing like a nice safe home to trip balls in.

 

[MrSnugglesworth]

Walk around naked, and but a light near a window with a translucent curtain, then when you have a boner, just sit at that window. Your Silhouette will scare all the little children.


AND IT WILL BE FUCKING HILARIOUS!

 

[A random person]

I just recently had something like that when my parents went to take my brother to college, only it was for about 3 days. My advice would just be to enjoy having the house to yourselves and take advantage of the greater time frame by having sleep-overs and whatnot.

I know, I'm bland.

 

[Thaius]

Sigh...

Sorry for a less perverse and more morally sound option, but just have fun. I mean, when my parents are gone, I play Gears of War without having to worry about Mom getting all grossed out from the gore. I play Final Fantasy without the inevitable interruption during important cutscenes. I watch anime without being lectured about whether or not I got all my homework done. Not to mention I can turn it all up really, really high.

Don't use the time to screw up your life, just enjoy the benefits of their absence.

 

[Tartarga]

Play tetris with the furniture.

Damnit now I want to do that.
How about you completly seal up your house and convert it into a pirate ship or something like that.

 

[KeyMaster45]

I've never quite agreed with parents who just go off on vacations and leave their kids behind for large periods of time. I find it rather irresponsible of them, and equally funny when they come back and one of their kids has been hurt or killed in some fashion that wouldn't have happened had they been there. What puts the icing on the cake is when they're all "We just don't understand how this could have happend!?"

I suppose though its an issue of trust, if your parents believe they can leave you at home for 2 weeks and not come home to a pile of ashes; more power to you that you've earned that kind of confidence in them. I would highly advise that do your best not destroy that confidence by doing something stupid.