set up police lines around the house and have your brother sit on the street and cry. And when your parents ask what happened tell him to say ``well there was this bear..´´.
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Get your girlfriends, if you have, over. See where the night takes you. *wink*
i also endorse the "Alligator' and "Bear' ideas. w00t
i also endorse the "Alligator' and "Bear' ideas. w00t
Sacrificing to the Devil, then eating the remains, followed by a blood orgy
But remember, clean up after yourself, and Hail Satan ya little skamp.
WAIT, I have a much better idea. Just drop kick EVERYTHING. See a TV? Drop kick it. Bathtub? Drop kick. Do everything in the house and video it..........alongside the blood orgy.
But remember, clean up after yourself, and Hail Satan ya little skamp.
WAIT, I have a much better idea. Just drop kick EVERYTHING. See a TV? Drop kick it. Bathtub? Drop kick. Do everything in the house and video it..........alongside the blood orgy.
it's simple, do this [http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1772386]
You have a flammable bathtub?!JanatUrlich said:
Don't. My uncle did this when he was 17 and my grandfather walked in on it. Let's just say that this wasn't the worst thing he'd ever done either.Fauxity said:
THIS IS THE BEST THING TO DO EVER IN THE WORLD EVER PERIOD! Sorry for the caps but that is too awesome.
what about.....To be honest I'm probably to boring to acually do something in your postion(100th post!)
Step 1: Fill the house with crates of beer
Step 2: Fill the bath
Step 3: Attach funnel to short length of hose
Underwater funnels!
Or cover all the walls in pornography.
Hell, do both!
Step 2: Fill the bath
Step 3: Attach funnel to short length of hose
Underwater funnels!
Or cover all the walls in pornography.
Hell, do both!
Sell all your furniture and buy the craziest biggest sound system you can find, when your parents ask just say that you got robbed and that you bought the system with your own money. And throw a party as well.
You could:
-Start a cult
-Take a crap on the floor (you can also clean it up if you are so inclined)
-Invite over some friends and divide the house up Lord of the Flies style
-Make a porno
-Start a boxing club in your basement
-Rearrange the furniture and say it was always like that when your parents get home
-Capture some hobos and put them in a ring together with a box of cereal in the middle (hilarity will ensue)
I have others.
-Start a cult
-Take a crap on the floor (you can also clean it up if you are so inclined)
-Invite over some friends and divide the house up Lord of the Flies style
-Make a porno
-Start a boxing club in your basement
-Rearrange the furniture and say it was always like that when your parents get home
-Capture some hobos and put them in a ring together with a box of cereal in the middle (hilarity will ensue)
I have others.
I would do this, but only because I am boring.Thaius said:Sigh...
Sorry for a less perverse and more morally sound option, but just have fun. I mean, when my parents are gone, I play Gears of War without having to worry about Mom getting all grossed out from the gore. I play Final Fantasy without the inevitable interruption during important cutscenes. I watch anime without being lectured about whether or not I got all my homework done. Not to mention I can turn it all up really, really high.
Don't use the time to screw up your life, just enjoy the benefits of their absence.
