Parent-less for 2 weeks

[Shapsters]

Have a party. Not just any party, call this guy [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2EDtxEumFI] and get him to organise one for you.

Oh my god, what a douchebag!

I agree with he first 3 options, but combine them. Participate in the orgy, take a break to fight some bears naked, and have porn blasting in the background.

 

[AOTA]

Buy a bear and fight it. At night. With night vision goggles.

Best idea ever.

Buy a bear and fight it. At night. With night vision goggles.

So far, this is the only suggestion that isn't retarded.

Therefore, I endorse it heartily.

I completely agree. this would be awesome. DO IT!

 

[War Penguin]

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I'm so doing that when I go to college. Thank you so much for that.

 

[2012 Wont Happen]

hmmm... to me the only difference this would make is sneaking out at 3am to graffiti would be all the more easy

 

[messy]

Turn it up to 11.

 

[Ridonculous_Ninja]

You guys are just not creative enough how about a 3 way cage match with a flameing aligator and a bear in the dark while having clothed orgys around the ring and the winner gets to fuck your girlfreind (god you better hope the bear doesnt win) while sky diveing onto the top of your house where you will play a lan party game with naked women with the women teaching you how too cook TRUELY this shall be the best two weeks of your life

"NOTE" If you fail to find this funny read the rest of the comments please feel free to tell me the ones i missed

No, see, at least the bear is a mammal. I don't even know what the Alligator would do...

Hope to whichever diety you believe in that the Alligator doesn't win. Or just duct-tape it's mouth closed so it can't win. =P

 

[UsefulPlayer 1]

Wear a Jedi robe and act as though nothing is amiss.

 

[curty129]

Plan an elaborate prank for when your parents get home.

If you need any ideas, then.. I'd say go with the "Door opens - Brick comes down." choice. Now, go plan such a master prank.

 

[CrazyGirl17]

One word: PARTY! (Maybe even a toga party! TOGA! TOGA!)

..Sorry. But really, a party's the only way to go, but you'll have to clean up after you're done so your folks don't get suspicious.

 

[Julianking93]

I suggest an orgy.

If you're too young or prude for that, then I suggest a clothed orgy. Much more respectable, if a bit more difficult.

Yes, an orgy would be in order.

 

[Saboonatic]

Turn the house into a giant bong...

 

[The King of Rock and Roll]

Wrap EVERYTHING in tinfoil just before your parents get back
EDIT: or turn everything in the house upside down this one works better for the wtf value cos a bed sitting on its mattress and sheets is strangely disturbing

Better yet, bolt it all to the celieng.

 

[Acidwell]

Wrap EVERYTHING in tinfoil just before your parents get back
EDIT: or turn everything in the house upside down this one works better for the wtf value cos a bed sitting on its mattress and sheets is strangely disturbing

Better yet, bolt it all to the celieng.

That does look good but then you've got loads of holes in the ceiling and my god your parents would be pissed

 

[infinisynth]

And as expected nobody mentions anything about females. Geeze kids

 

[Darkmark44]

Turn the house into a giant bong...

Fucking yes!!

That and start an orgy throughout the entire house.

 

[The King of Rock and Roll]

Saran wrap all of the doorways. Glue all of the containers in the refrigerator to the refrigerator. Duct tape your brother to a wall. Replace everything with styrafoam imitations. Put a Darth Vader cutout in your parents closet. Put fake blood around and knock over the furniture and get some of those fake bullethole stickers and make it look like a brutal murder took place. Drywall a door shut. Use your imagination.

 

[jboking]

You guys are just not creative enough how about a 3 way cage match with a flameing aligator and a bear in the dark while having clothed orgys around the ring and the winner gets to fuck your girlfreind (god you better hope the bear doesnt win) while sky diveing onto the top of your house where you will play a lan party game with naked women with the women teaching you how too cook TRUELY this shall be the best two weeks of your life

"NOTE" If you fail to find this funny read the rest of the comments please feel free to tell me the ones i missed

I was going to try and post something awesome, but no matter what I come up with, it will pale in comparison to this suggestion. So take his advice and go for it.(You can replace the bear with a kangaroo if you must).

 

[Jaranja]

Party. Is there any other option?

Or you could, you know, do something manly. Like this:

Buy a bear and fight it. At night. With night vision goggles.

If you want manly. Get some hookers to attach themselves to you while you lift weights for a week. Then buy guns and... just go wild really. THEN buy a bear and fight it.

oh and, do it all while watching porn.

 

[Satin6T]

sit at home and waste it playing video games and drinking, lots of drinking

oh and probally girls
or if your into dudes, whatever you want dude I don't judge