Paris Hilton : Woman of the Year. . . . . .WHAT THE F***!

[Sniper_Zegai]

If you are reading this then you must think this is some kind of joke....it is'nt.

Well it appears that you dont need to be so brainy after all to get accepted into Harvard because the dudes in charge of who gets the Woman of the Year award are either retarded or stoned, possibly both because good ol' drink driving, cock sucking, jail attending Paris Hilton has been named woman of the year.

http://www.wlbz2.com/news/watercooler/article.aspx?storyid=80207

by the way I was going to call this thread either "Why the terrorists hate us" or "how many dicks did she have to suck" one way or another I officially declare my hope in humanity dead. I hope your happy.

EDIT: In her accpetance speech she actually said "Harvards hot". . . .sweet zombie Jesus why did'nt they realise the mistake they were making.

 

[Easykill]

I beleive it's in my best interest not to read it then. I rather like my faith in humanity, or what's left of it.

 

[Deg]

Wait, it says Harvard LAMPOON gave her that award. So a comedy magazine gave her an award for woman of the year? Hunh, probably because she gives them so much material to work with.

 

[Iceman23]

Of all the witty things I could possibly say about this... I find myself completely speechless.

Edit: I just read what the Harvard Lampoon is, it is, as Deg said, part of the comedic magazine of sorts for the University. So hopefully this award was indeed, a joke on their part.

 

[Raziel Paragorne]

Yeah...I agree to that sentiment. I find myself speechless, next thing you know Eminem will be given an honorary professorship at M.I.T.
At times like this I have to quote my stepfather;
"Gawd bless America, cause no one else would"

 

[Giddi]

"Hilton has appeared on television and in movies, and is also an author, singer and perfume designer"

...ok, well it doesn't say "successfully" so I suppose it's sort of accurate...

 

[SinofMar]

Of all the people they could've picked they had to pick the air headed bimbo who hasn't even read her own autobiography. I think I've officially lost all faith in the human race, and I didn't even read the article.

 

[Possum-Man]

If that "article" (five sentences) is found by some future civilisation, hopefully they can learn from our terrible mistakes that include The Atom bomb, Reality TV and Paris Hilton.

P.M.

 

[hellraiser666]

every day, i get to meet something with more mass than paris´ brain mass. then i flush.


all jokes aside - i think the day i will read any article about that bloaty buttplugging blond brickstonewhitty babykangaroobreasted bimbo is the day i swallow razor wire, pull the end out of my ass and floss myself to death.


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- yeah, i love his reviews

 

[The Negotiator]

Just walk away guy's. we all aready made the desition that drunken blond's deserve not to exist. WTF I said walk away!!!!

 

[Anarchemitis]

*Malevolence and hatred*
I think I need to get a cup of tea.
(Walks into other room and screams for about 7 minutes, comes back and sits down)
Mmmm... Earl Grey.

 

[Katana314]

Thankfully, people aren't stupid. This won't help Paris' credibility; it'll hurt Harvard's.

"Well, we've looked over your credentials and think you would make a fine prodigy here,"
"Yeah, but...you voted Paris Hilton as woman of the year."
".........I wasn't a part of that decision"

 

[nightmare_gorilla]

...........









i need to go kill something before this feeling of rage internalizes.

 

[PurpleRain]

This prove that there is no god! No if, buts or maybes. I hope she gets shot by a fan or OD's on drugs. It's morbid to say, yes and I feel bad for wishing this on another human, but people like her don't deserve what they get. Steve Erwin was one of the greatest men of our time and he died tragically. He did so much for so little in return, most of his moeny was donated to wildlife funds. Yes people like Paris Hilton win Woman Of The Year? For what!? I know girls who are close friends of mine who put in the hard yards at school to get into uni and achieved. That's more then she'll ever do. Someone please shoot her (PH not my friends) and restore my faith in humanity.

 

[entropy3ko]

"Hilton has appeared on television and in movies, and is also an author, singer and perfume designer"

...ok, well it doesn't say "successfully" so I suppose it's sort of accurate...

Damn she sucks...

but hey! this onloy proves my theory that most people are idiots. An apocalyptic nuclear war is not such a bad idea all the sudden.

 

[doughnut]

"Hilton has appeared on television and in movies, and is also an author, singer and perfume designer"

...ok, well it doesn't say "successfully" so I suppose it's sort of accurate...

Certainly not a successful movie career...

Despite a jam-packed three weeks of promotion for Paris Hilton's new film The Hottie and The Nottie, the opening weekend numbers were complete cow dung. A romantic comedy starring Hilton, Joel David Moore, and Christine Lakin, it opened Friday to $9,000 on 111 screens, or $81 per screen, according to Box Office Mojo.

http://brianzafron.com/blog/2008/02/12/paris-hiltons-movie-masterpiece-81-per-screen-average-this-weekend/