Paul's Life- Free form Choose Your Own Adventure
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[blockquote]>>>Duck into a public bathroom or a restaurant, that blood has to come off.[/blockquote]
You sneak into a public restroom, drawing quite a few frightened looks as you pass by. Well inside the GENT'S, you desperately try to wash your clothes free from the BLOOD with water from the sinks, but with little success.
There is grafitti all over the bathroom stalls. You are alone except for two other persons, whom you can hear inside the booths.
[blockquote]Inventory: WALLET (closed), CELL PHONE, KEYCHAIN, BROKEN NEWSPAPER.
HP: 100/100[/blockquote]
You sneak into a public restroom, drawing quite a few frightened looks as you pass by. Well inside the GENT'S, you desperately try to wash your clothes free from the BLOOD with water from the sinks, but with little success.
There is grafitti all over the bathroom stalls. You are alone except for two other persons, whom you can hear inside the booths.
[blockquote]Inventory: WALLET (closed), CELL PHONE, KEYCHAIN, BROKEN NEWSPAPER.
HP: 100/100[/blockquote]
[blockquote]>>>Wait for them to finish their business, then attempt to mug the last one heading out for his clothing and MONEEYZ
[HEADING=2]50%[/HEADING][/blockquote]
[HEADING=1]-FAILED-[/HEADING]
You wait until the last MAN is about to leave, before jumping out behind a stall screaming "STAND AND DELIVER, YE FILTHY SWINE", clenching to your BROKEN NEWSPAPER.
The man looks at you in shock for a moment, but soon pulls out a LARGE KNIFE and says in a thick eastern european accent:
"How about I rob you instead?"
Looks like you shouldn't mess with the JUGOSLAVIC CRIME SYNDICATE.
[blockquote]Options:
Say you confused him with someone else- 50% to get away (stay unrobbed).
Fight- 20% to win (stay unrobbed and you may rob him, if you lose you will get hurt).
Surrender- 100% to get away (you get mugged).
Other- N/A
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[blockquote]Inventory: WALLET (closed), CELL PHONE, KEYCHAIN, BROKEN NEWSPAPER.
HP: 100/100
[/blockquote]
[HEADING=2]50%[/HEADING][/blockquote]
[HEADING=1]-FAILED-[/HEADING]
You wait until the last MAN is about to leave, before jumping out behind a stall screaming "STAND AND DELIVER, YE FILTHY SWINE", clenching to your BROKEN NEWSPAPER.
The man looks at you in shock for a moment, but soon pulls out a LARGE KNIFE and says in a thick eastern european accent:
"How about I rob you instead?"
Looks like you shouldn't mess with the JUGOSLAVIC CRIME SYNDICATE.
[blockquote]Options:
Say you confused him with someone else- 50% to get away (stay unrobbed).
Fight- 20% to win (stay unrobbed and you may rob him, if you lose you will get hurt).
Surrender- 100% to get away (you get mugged).
Other- N/A
[/blockquote]
[blockquote]Inventory: WALLET (closed), CELL PHONE, KEYCHAIN, BROKEN NEWSPAPER.
HP: 100/100
[/blockquote]
[blockquote]>>>Fight![/blockquote]
[blockquote][HEADING=1]-BATTLE INITIATED-[/HEADING]
[HEADING=2]OPPONENT: EAST BLOCK CRIMINAL[/HEADING]
WEAPON EQUIPPED: LARGE KNIFE
THREAT LEVEL: SEVERE
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[HEADING=2]PAUL[/HEADING]
WEAPON EQUIPPED: BROKEN NEWSPAPER (MODIFIER: +/- 0)
THREAT LEVEL: MOSTLY HARMLESS
HEALTH: [color=10600]100/100[/color]
[HEADING=2]CHANCE OF WINNING: 20%[/HEADING]
[/blockquote]
[HEADING=2]-SUCCESS-[/HEADING]
You throw BROKEN NEWSPAPER at EAST BLOCK CRIMINAL, blinding him and confusing him temporarily. With all your power you manage to push him back into the bathroom stall where he trips backwards and knocks himself out against the toilet seat. You loot EAST BLOCK CRIMINAL's unconscious body.
ITEM GET: LEATHER JACKET, WHITE SHIRT, JEANS, FANCY SHOES, GOLD WATCH, LARGE KNIFE, CELLPHONE, 200 CURRENCY
You ditch your old clothes in the stall, put on the new ones, and head outside the GENT'S. Outside no one is paying attention to you. Your hungry stomach is roaring for food.
[blockquote]Inventory: NEW CLOTHES, WALLET (closed), CELL PHONE (2), KEYCHAIN, BROKEN NEWSPAPER, GOLD WATCH, LARGE KNIFE
HP: 100/100[/blockquote]
[blockquote][HEADING=1]-BATTLE INITIATED-[/HEADING]
[HEADING=2]OPPONENT: EAST BLOCK CRIMINAL[/HEADING]
WEAPON EQUIPPED: LARGE KNIFE
THREAT LEVEL: SEVERE
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[HEADING=2]PAUL[/HEADING]
WEAPON EQUIPPED: BROKEN NEWSPAPER (MODIFIER: +/- 0)
THREAT LEVEL: MOSTLY HARMLESS
HEALTH: [color=10600]100/100[/color]
[HEADING=2]CHANCE OF WINNING: 20%[/HEADING]
[/blockquote]
[HEADING=2]-SUCCESS-[/HEADING]
(WTF!)
You throw BROKEN NEWSPAPER at EAST BLOCK CRIMINAL, blinding him and confusing him temporarily. With all your power you manage to push him back into the bathroom stall where he trips backwards and knocks himself out against the toilet seat. You loot EAST BLOCK CRIMINAL's unconscious body.
ITEM GET: LEATHER JACKET, WHITE SHIRT, JEANS, FANCY SHOES, GOLD WATCH, LARGE KNIFE, CELLPHONE, 200 CURRENCY
You ditch your old clothes in the stall, put on the new ones, and head outside the GENT'S. Outside no one is paying attention to you. Your hungry stomach is roaring for food.
[blockquote]Inventory: NEW CLOTHES, WALLET (closed), CELL PHONE (2), KEYCHAIN, BROKEN NEWSPAPER, GOLD WATCH, LARGE KNIFE
HP: 100/100[/blockquote]
Paul is really overcoming the odds here :/
[blockquote]>>> Acquire sustenance
[/blockquote]
You start to feel your hunger growing and decide it's time for food. You pounce a nearby passing MAN in an attempt to feed. You try to rip chunks of meat off of him, but your jaws are too weak, your teeth too unsharp. Weak from hunger you fail to avoid the MAN's punch when he finally gets out of the original shock. [color=9500]HEALTH -10[/color]
You fall off the MAN, who quickly rises to his feet.
[blockquote]Inventory: WALLET (closed), CELL PHONE (2), KEYCHAIN, BROKEN NEWSPAPER, GOLD WATCH, LARGE KNIFE
HP: 90/100[/blockquote]
[/blockquote]
You start to feel your hunger growing and decide it's time for food. You pounce a nearby passing MAN in an attempt to feed. You try to rip chunks of meat off of him, but your jaws are too weak, your teeth too unsharp. Weak from hunger you fail to avoid the MAN's punch when he finally gets out of the original shock. [color=9500]HEALTH -10[/color]
You fall off the MAN, who quickly rises to his feet.
[blockquote]Inventory: WALLET (closed), CELL PHONE (2), KEYCHAIN, BROKEN NEWSPAPER, GOLD WATCH, LARGE KNIFE
HP: 90/100[/blockquote]
[blockquote]>>> Attack him with the LARGE KNIFE
70%[/blockquote]
[HEADING=2]-SUCCESS[/HEADING]
You quickly get on your feet, and before the MAN can retaliate you stab him numerous times in the chest withLARGE KNIFE. He dead, lol.
You get a little blood on your clothes, although it's not very visible on your LEATHER JACKET.
[blockquote]>>> Rob MAN[/blockquote]You go through the MAN's pockets, and find a wallet containing 50 CURRENCY. Great!
[blockquote]>>>Ask for forgiveness and head to McDonalds.[/blockquote]
You tell the DEAD MAN you are sorry for any inconvenience you may have caused, but that you now must take your leave as you crave for hamburgers.
You disappear into a crowd of people before much time passes, and head for the closest McDonalds. You arrive, the place is crowded with children families with screaming kids and a lots of noise.
[blockquote]Inventory: WALLET (closed), CELL PHONE (2), KEYCHAIN, BROKEN NEWSPAPER, GOLD WATCH, LARGE KNIFE
HP: 90/100
[/blockquote]
70%[/blockquote]
[HEADING=2]-SUCCESS[/HEADING]
You quickly get on your feet, and before the MAN can retaliate you stab him numerous times in the chest withLARGE KNIFE. He dead, lol.
You get a little blood on your clothes, although it's not very visible on your LEATHER JACKET.
[blockquote]>>> Rob MAN[/blockquote]You go through the MAN's pockets, and find a wallet containing 50 CURRENCY. Great!
[blockquote]>>>Ask for forgiveness and head to McDonalds.[/blockquote]
You tell the DEAD MAN you are sorry for any inconvenience you may have caused, but that you now must take your leave as you crave for hamburgers.
You disappear into a crowd of people before much time passes, and head for the closest McDonalds. You arrive, the place is crowded with children families with screaming kids and a lots of noise.
[blockquote]Inventory: WALLET (closed), CELL PHONE (2), KEYCHAIN, BROKEN NEWSPAPER, GOLD WATCH, LARGE KNIFE
HP: 90/100
[/blockquote]
>>Proceed to the front of the line, order a quarter pounder with cheese, and make a grab for the cash register.