Peanut allergies are worse than AIDS

[Louis Demella]

Spend more time complaining about things a "Life coach" isn't qualified to answer then taking care of your kid. Um ya, hi, that makes you a bad parent.

 

[Aprilgold]

Even if it IS a troll, really, GO TO FACEBOOK FOR TROLLING!! Thats my best answer, just go to facebook, its awesome to see people troll on face book because they can hide it better and make it funnier, god trolls were a meme that should have died when the internet was born.

 

[Aprilgold]

I'm not really offended by peoples stupidity anymore. But as to the title of this thread, I would like to point out that you can't give you're lover a peanut allergy.

And I actually agree with her comment about the one-armed guy. yes, it's a handicap and you deserve privileges, a shorter walk isn't one of them. My friend always throws out his handicap parking thing. It pisses him off. He's like: Yeah, i can't see anything out of my left eye, but I can walk across a parking lot just fine thanks.

God forbid he have to carry something across that parking lot.
People tend to carry things a fucking lot, ya know.

How about this, I want you to go down to your local super market, park at the very end, now, you have to get about 100 pounds of things, and walk around the super market using only 1 hand to grab things and put them in the bag, after doing so, I want you to walk around, looking for a item for about 10 minutes, now make it to the counter, ring all of your items out, come back, and then simply pick up the bag of 100-200 pounds and carry it to your car, its like people who complain about people who have to use a crutch because their knee was shot off, walk around with only one leg and a crutch, its harder then you think. To also put this into perspective, he had a limb that was gone from his body, thats a handicap, he can't do several things you take for granted, opening doors, pushing carts, playing games, using the interenet, typing, writing, reading, and leaning are ALL things that is slightly or not possible by a person without a arm, there, you can now shut the fuck up.

 

[RaikuFA]

'Hell', 'Damn', and 'Ass' are ALL curse words worthy of a time-out. Any parent who doesn't agree is encouraging needless vulgarity

the only one i agree with. until i was 14 i couldnt say those words without getting punished

 

[tenaciousotaku]

The fact that she is a mother horrifies me. If this is all real, I feel so sorry for her children because you know they're going to grow up to be men and women that hang on their mother's apron strings a little too long....like Norman Bates too long.

You need a license to drive a car, but any asshole can reproduce.

 

[WolfThomas]

She seems like a raving nutjob, but she's also right about the dairy thing. Being lactose intolerant (not allergic, there are actual dairy allergies but they're much rarer) isn't as bad as being allergic to peanuts. Diarrhoea, cramping and gas, isn't as bad as anaphlactic shock. I guess a even as broke-ass clock can be patially right at least twice a day.

 

[Char-Nobyl]

EDIT: From what I've learned, this is a male troller who did it for the lulz. You can still comment on how you'd feel if this were real.

*facepalm* Really? Does the concept of "feeding the troll" not mean anything to you?

 

[DarthFennec]

"Caleb's counselor said she goes to MassBay Community College. Um yeah, hi, community college isn't a real college, but good for you."

If community wasn't real college, then the `real' college I go to would not have taken my transfer credits from the community college I used to go to. Dumbass.

"I have nothing against gay people, but I honestly think some of them are just out to be troublemakers."

Yeah, you're right. There are also a lot of straight people who are just out to be troublemakers too. Imagine that.

"Video Games are toys with no artistic or intellectual merit whatsoever. Grow up."

Yes, video games are just kid's toys, so grow up. Especially the ones with excessive gore or violence or sex, if you play those types of games then grow up. Only children play video games.

"Anyone over the age of 17 that still plays video games must be developmentally disabled."

And anyone 17 or below that plays video games should be banned from it by law. Oh wait, no, that doesn't make any fucking sense.

"Parenting Tip: Tattoos + piercings + drugs = Dead at 27."

... Parenting Tip? Isn't that like saying, "Parents, this is what you should do: Tattoos + piercings + drugs = Dead at 27." How morbid, someone arrest this woman ... killing your kids at 27 because of something as harmless as a belly button ring, I ask you ...

"So Gluten Free menus are acceptable in restaurants, but a Peanut Free menu is simply asking too much? Ridiculous."

Gluten Free menus are accepted because those who advocate Gluten Free menus are pretty fucking vocal about it. Peanut Free menus don't exist because Peanut Free menu advocates (such as yourself) are not very vocal at all. Thankfully.

"Every gas station should be full service. Um yeah, I'm a college graduate, I shouldn't have to pump my own gas."

You're a college graduate? From what I've seen of your intellect, I'm amazed you graduated from high school. Heh, I bet she graduated from a community college.

"Just saw a man with one arm use the handicapped space at Whole Foods. Um yeah, hi, your legs work fine."

Unless you carry your groceries with your legs, I don't really think I follow your line of reasoning there ...

"Parenting Tip: Caffeine is a gateway drug. Avoid Coca-Cola products and Coffee flavored Ice Cream."

But Pepsi products and actual coffee are fine. And Red Bull, definitely make sure your child drinks plenty of Red Bull. Your child's growing body requires at least six cans of Red Bull a day to stay healthy. Um yeah, hi, I'm a college graduate, I know what I'm talking about.

"'Hell', 'Damn', and 'Ass' are ALL curse words worthy of a time-out. Any parent who doesn't agree is encouraging needless vulgarity."

Any parent who does agree is encouraging boring vocabularies. Oh wait, never mind, she didn't mention `Fuck', `Shit', or `Tits' so the vocabularies of the children will only be partially boring.

"In many ways peanut and tree nut allergies are far more serious than AIDS."

Yes, in some ways this is so. You can die much more quickly from the symptoms of peanut allergies than you might from the symptoms of AIDS. That said, it's important to note that dying slowly hurts quite a bit more, and AIDS symptoms can't be cured with an epipen.

"If you expose a child afflicted by food allergies to their allergen (even by accident) you should be fined or possibly face jail time."

Also, if your child is at a party and accidentally brains someone with the pinata stick, they should face at least twenty years in federal prison.

"Unlike nut allergies, dairy allergies are really blown out of proportion by over protective mothers."

... okay. This proves it. She's a troll. Just a common troll. Nobody who is really this stupid writes something that ironic by accident, it has to be trolling.

 

[Monsieur E]

EDIT: I enjoy watching men's tennis. The noises the women make during a match sound inappropriate.
o.o

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OT: Satirical troll is satirical.

I watched ~4 seconds of the video before falling out of my chair, laughing. I knew tennis players are loud, but this insane! XD

OT: Once "she" said "Peanut allergies are worse than AIDS", I knew the person was a troll. A good one at that.

 

[BarbaricGoose]

This is hilarious, I love how she seems to be reading straight out of "soccer mum ( I refuse to spell it with an o) stereotypes."

HEY! Spell it with an O.

Anyway... as someone else mentioned, if these are her real beliefs I would slug her. I think she's just having some fun at our expense, though.

 

[Sinclair Solutions]

Last quote is goddamn priceless. Fake or not, this is absolutely hilarious.

EDIT: Oh my God, I just found the best post: "@FCC I'm concerned about the show Glee. They show a serious insensitivity to those with peanut allergies!"

Priceless. Just...I'm just...so happy right now. There are tears in my eyes.

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

When I read it, my first thought was, "Yeah, she's a *****. Surprise surprise, horrible people exist. What's your point?"

Then I discovered it was fake and decided it was quite hilarious. Then I read the topic and found it even MORE hilarious. I especially like how some people still haven't figured out it's fake, and one guy even thought these were the OP's thoughts. (Way to read the OP, dude! Really, just inspiring...)

And now that I'm thinking about it....Even knowing it's fake...What's your point? Is this really the place for people to post "Look what I found on the internet" type stuff? Start a blog for stuff like this, hell, put it on your damn Facebook if you've got one.

 

[Laurie Barnes]

I disagree with everything but the comment on the metric system. Damn right, why isn't the USA using metric? You wanna know who suffers? Canada! We gotta do all our industrial shit in imperial despite being taught a far superior system in school!

 

[Schmittler]

I will agree with one point, a Peanut Free Menu, or at least a guaranteed, easily seen notification of nuts on a menu, would be nice. I have Peanut Allergies myself and it is really, really tedious to double check everything. It makes deserts at potlucks (the bring your own food events) a whole lot less fun.

Other than that, this lady is ridiculous. Talk about entitlement and high regards to oneself and her opinions. I don't care if you are personally against something or don't agree with it, that doesn't make it alright to make condescending remarks at every turn.

EDIT: I'm starting to wonder what is more sad. The fact that I got trolled, or the fact that this situation is actually believable.

 

[Nouw]

To be fair, those are just ignorant viewpoints she holds. On some level, she's just as valid as you are.

 

[Srkkl]

Um, yeah, hi, this is the funniest thing I've read in a while.

 

[Doclector]

this woman is trolling methinks.

I hope so. Otherwise I'm taking a trip to America with chloroform and my peanut based torture kit.

Yes I have a peanut based torture kit. Gotta be prepared for these kind of situations.

 

[Laser Priest]

Either a troll or a genuine idiot.

Either way, this person is a horrible mark on humanity's record.

 

[silent_noir_67]

Obvious troll is obvious...

Even if she/he wasn't a troll those comments are so ignorant that they would receive trollin status.

 

[ediblemitten]

I read 3 posts in and immediately realized it was a troll.