Peecee Fighter's Guild Chapter House
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*hangs back from the group and approaches the winning forester* "heck of a fight aye?" I say to the forester
"STOP, you violated the law, pay the court a fine or server your sent- *kills him before he can finish sentence* well, you didn't get to finish yours
, *Takes bow and quiver of arrows* okay i'm coming, the nearest town is Bree.
"STOP, you violated the law, pay the court a fine or server your sent- *kills him before he can finish sentence* well, you didn't get to finish yours
, *Takes bow and quiver of arrows* okay i'm coming, the nearest town is Bree.
Alrighty, let's get moving. Bree is just over this hi-*SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*
*I stop dead in my tracks. A sullen, determined look comes over my face.*
"Z, take our Porter with you into town and alert the Legion. Do not return to the cave until you get at least a Phalanx-sized unit of Legion troops. The daedra must be stopped. Captain, you're with me. We've got some Cliff Racers to ruin"
*I stop dead in my tracks. A sullen, determined look comes over my face.*
"Z, take our Porter with you into town and alert the Legion. Do not return to the cave until you get at least a Phalanx-sized unit of Legion troops. The daedra must be stopped. Captain, you're with me. We've got some Cliff Racers to ruin"
*I quickly spin around and put an arrow in its forehead, killing it instantly, I turn around to see multiple cliff racers flying around us to attack from behind* "These are no normal Cliff Racers, they are far too orginized!" *I say just as another Cliff Racer meets enchanted steel*
"No Captain, they're not organized, that's just how their AI works. They bunch up and follow you over time. JUST KEEP FIGHTING!"
*I run over to a small clearing just off the road and pull down a camouflage net, revealing a quad 1919 Browning .30 caliber machinegun emplacement*
"DIE, DEVIL BIRDS!"
*Commences firing*
*I run over to a small clearing just off the road and pull down a camouflage net, revealing a quad 1919 Browning .30 caliber machinegun emplacement*
"DIE, DEVIL BIRDS!"
*Commences firing*
*After almost two days and hundreds of thousands of rounds (had to clean the quad guns six times), the last cliff racer finally falls. kdread and myself sit on a comically high layer of shell casings and racer corpses.*
"Well, let's get to work Captain. These racer plumes aren't going to harvest themselves, and we could use the septims."
*I stop and look around, realizing that we are surrounded by dozens of curious and horrifed citizens who were attracted to the sound of the gunfire*
"Greetings, citizens. Fear not, we are members of the Peecee Fighter's Guild. I am Undermaster Wrath, this is Captain and Herald kdread. The cliff racer threat is no more- SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *I quickly equip my crossbow and shoot the lone cliff racer*-
...so you may go about your business in peace.
"Well, let's get to work Captain. These racer plumes aren't going to harvest themselves, and we could use the septims."
*I stop and look around, realizing that we are surrounded by dozens of curious and horrifed citizens who were attracted to the sound of the gunfire*
"Greetings, citizens. Fear not, we are members of the Peecee Fighter's Guild. I am Undermaster Wrath, this is Captain and Herald kdread. The cliff racer threat is no more- SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *I quickly equip my crossbow and shoot the lone cliff racer*-
...so you may go about your business in peace.
*laying on his back* "yes Wrath, I'll get to work right away." *falls backwards of the mound and into the corpses* "It smells in here" *I say jokedly* "Oh hi everyone" *A little kid runs up to me* "Did you kill ALL of these?"
"yes of course we did"
"When i grow up, I want to be as strong as you"
"eat your vegtables and start working you sword slash, and you might someday be able to protect your town, here, take this" *i give the boy a small, blunt practice dagger*
"Okay Wrath, this is gonna be just wonderful"
"yes of course we did"
"When i grow up, I want to be as strong as you"
"eat your vegtables and start working you sword slash, and you might someday be able to protect your town, here, take this" *i give the boy a small, blunt practice dagger*
"Okay Wrath, this is gonna be just wonderful"
kdread...there are no kids in Elder Scrolls...IT'S THE ADORING FAN!!!
*I punch the adoring fan in the throat, he drops like a rock, unconcious*
I must journey to Dive Rock and dispose of this filth. Captain, head into town and see what Z and the Porter are up to. Remain there, this shouldn't take more than 3 or 4 hours round trip.
*I punch the adoring fan in the throat, he drops like a rock, unconcious*
I must journey to Dive Rock and dispose of this filth. Captain, head into town and see what Z and the Porter are up to. Remain there, this shouldn't take more than 3 or 4 hours round trip.
Regardless, this is still the Adoring Fan. He must die. I'm gonna take my half of the plumes with me and sell them in Bruma on my way back from Dive Rock. Need to get some more bolts, some more .30 caliber and a refill on Hoppes. Used all of mine cleaning the quad.
Anyway, have the Legion cordon off the cave at their discretion, but don't let them go in until I return. They'll need our knowledge of the layout of the cave system.
Anyway, have the Legion cordon off the cave at their discretion, but don't let them go in until I return. They'll need our knowledge of the layout of the cave system.