People who type "cumming" in texts and over IM, and other such things

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I say LoL instead of actually laughing. Or will say LOL and then laugh. Don't know what that makes me. I also say BTW, which has more syllables then "By the way" in it. So I don't know why I say it. Force of habit I guess

one thing I've never gotten into was the spelling of later as l8er. It seems out of the way and not obvious to me.
 
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the cumming and comeing this is just for "L0lz! u said cum"
other then that i spell things wrong to save time
ex: probably= prolly
wat/wut= what
u=you
im guessing it started as a timesaver for people who dont have keyboard phones. and just snowballed into the mess we have today
 
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A bit off topic, but this thread reminded me of one of the times I hosted a game of Baldur's Gate on Heat.net back in the day. All the rest of the active games were titled things like "death's head" and "Doom 'n' gloom" or something as dark. I decided to title my game "Cum here." The first guy that popped in asked "what's with the cum?"

A little more on-topic: Yeah, it's pretty stupid, and most of the time I see some one do that, it isn't funny. It's fine if it's a valid pun, or in my case, an effort to separate themselves from everyone else, but 90% of the time I see it, it's just "are you cumming over 2nite?" instead of the slightly more amusing "are you cumming yet?"
 
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rekabdarb said:
a person is smart, people are stupid
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Sir, you did the Escapist a favor today. I thank you a hundred times over.

At times, mispelling something to imply something else ican be witty, other times, it's just terrible.
For example:

I have a spelling checker.
It came with my pea sea.
It plane lee marks four my revue
Miss steaks aye can knot sea.

Eye ran this poem threw it,
Your sure reel glad two no.
Its vary polished in it's weigh.
My checker tolled me sew.

A checker is a bless sing,
It freeze yew lodes of thyme.
It helps me right awl stiles two reed,
And aides me when I rime.

Each frays come posed up on my screen
eye trussed too bee a joule.
The checker pours o'er every word
To cheque sum spelling rule.

Bee fore a veiling checker's Hour
spelling mite decline,
And if we're lacks oar have a laps,
We wood bee maid too wine.

Butt now bee cause my spelling
Is checked with such grate flair,
Their are no fault's with in my cite,
Of nun eye am a ware.

Now spelling does knot phase me,
It does knot bring a tier.
My pay purrs awl due glad den
With wrapped word's fare as hear.

To rite with care is quite a feet
Of witch won should be proud,
And wee mussed dew the best wee can,
Sew flaw's are knot aloud.

Sow ewe can sea why aye dew prays,
Such soft wear four pea seas,
And why eye brake in two averse
Buy righting too pleas.

I'm not going to bother with a bad example, all you need do is look at most any text conversation on your phone.

I hate it when done wrong.
 
rekabdarb

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Lullabye said:
rekabdarb said:
a person is smart, people are stupid
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Sir, you did the Escapist a favor today. I thank you a hundred times over.

At times, mispelling something to imply something else ican be witty, other times, it's just terrible.
For example:

I have a spelling checker.
It came with my pea sea.
It plane lee marks four my revue
Miss steaks aye can knot sea.

Eye ran this poem threw it,
Your sure reel glad two no.
Its vary polished in it's weigh.
My checker tolled me sew.

A checker is a bless sing,
It freeze yew lodes of thyme.
It helps me right awl stiles two reed,
And aides me when I rime.

Each frays come posed up on my screen
eye trussed too bee a joule.
The checker pours o'er every word
To cheque sum spelling rule.

Bee fore a veiling checker's Hour
spelling mite decline,
And if we're lacks oar have a laps,
We wood bee maid too wine.

Butt now bee cause my spelling
Is checked with such grate flair,
Their are no fault's with in my cite,
Of nun eye am a ware.

Now spelling does knot phase me,
It does knot bring a tier.
My pay purrs awl due glad den
With wrapped word's fare as hear.

To rite with care is quite a feet
Of witch won should be proud,
And wee mussed dew the best wee can,
Sew flaw's are knot aloud.

Sow ewe can sea why aye dew prays,
Such soft wear four pea seas,
And why eye brake in two averse
Buy righting too pleas.

I'm not going to bother with a bad example, all you need do is look at most any text conversation on your phone.

I hate it when done wrong.
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lol why does everyone have such a hardon for that statement. but thank you nonetheless
 
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I prefer the proper use of language and strive to do so to the best of my ability and attention span. Even when I truncate a word for comedic effect I generally include the apostrophe to indicate I intentionally ommited letters. That said, I have from time to time used vulguar words when writing, generally for comedic effect.
 
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